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Who told an interesting joke that wealth is yours! ?
"It's my brother." The man replied.
The woman said, "I'm sorry, you look so alike." Why didn't I see it? "
A buddy is constipated. One day, he worked hard in the public toilet for a long time, but nothing happened. At this moment, he heard a man rush to the next door and slam the door. Then he heard a scratching sound. The elder brothers said enviously, "You are so happy. I can't get down for a long time! "
The next door was silent for a long time and scolded: "Sorry, I haven't taken off my pants yet!" " "
A lame man went to a company to apply for a job. The company manager asked him, what's your specialty? The lame man took a step forward with his left leg and said confidently. My left leg is very special. .
The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "
A buddy works in a bank, just as a teller. One day I called to complain and said, * * * *, today I met an old lady who insisted on complaining about my ugliness and made her forget her password. . . .
There is no more naughty child than my nephew! During the Spring Festival, he hid a small firecracker in one of my cigarettes. As a result, I handed the cigarette to my relatives who came to pay a New Year call and lit it for him. ...
My baby is just full moon. I tease my wife: Look, our baby's feet are different!
Wife scolds: Yours is different, mental derangement! !
My coat: MD, let me see how your left foot grows into your right foot! !
My wife sprayed it. ...
The Sixth National Census Office counted the most hilarious names in China:, Lai (still male), Fan Jian, Ji, Xia, Zhu Yiqun, (thanks to parents' imagination), Pang Guang, Du Qiyan, Wei, Jiao Hougen, Shen Jingbing and Du Ziteng. First place: Shi
Seeing that other people's wealth in their twenties exceeds 100 million, 10 billion, billions, I will be 5 million, still pixels ~ ~ ~
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