Do you have any jokes that make people laugh? More of them

Look at my jokes

1 One day, a certain student made up a couplet to a teacher he hated. The content is:

First couplet: You Damn the second line: Damn Hengpi: Damn you!

2 The deaf man heard the mute say: "The blind man saw a ghost!"

3 During the Spring Festival, the train was very crowded, and a certain gentleman took advantage of the stop to stick his butt out of the window to defecate. The inspector under the car noticed the fat man holding a cigar and shouted: Pull your head back

4 A man met God one day

God suddenly became kind and planned to give that man a wish

God asked: What is your wish?

The man thought for a while and said: I heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives!

God said: Your wish has come true!

One day, the man was bored,

He wanted to just die, but there were 9 of them anyway.

He was lying on the railroad tracks,

As a result, a train passed by,

The man was still dead.

This Why?

Because that train has 10 carriages

There are three people in the 5 family, named Robber, Chopper, and Trouble.

One day, Trouble disappeared. The robber took He came to the Public Security Bureau with a kitchen knife and said to the police: "Hello, I am a robber. I bring a kitchen knife to look for trouble."