Beauty joke

1, wife:? "Why? Will it? What about you? Describe it? Me? "

Wife: How would you describe me?

Husband:? “ABCDEFGHIJK。”

Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK

Wife:? "What? Is it? That? Despicable? "

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband:? "Lovely, how? Is it beautiful? Is it cute? Pleasant? Elegant,? Fashion? Gorgeous? And then what? Hot. "

Husband: charming, charming, cute, cheerful, elegant, fashionable, beautiful and hot.

Wife:? "Ah, how about that? Thank you? What about you? But? What? About what? IJK？”

Wife: Wow, thanks, but what does "IJK" mean?

Husband:? "I just? Just kidding! "

Husband: Just kidding!

2. What? Really? One? Eyes? But? Can't? Do you see it?

What has one eye but can't see?

Answer? Needle. ?

Needle.

3. What? Dogs? Is it okay? Jump? Higher? Than? Answer? Architecture?

What dog jumps higher than a building?

Any dog? Architecture? Can't? Jump!

No dog, no building can jump.

4. What? Really? Answer? Boss? Answer? What about the tail? And then what? No? Body?

What has a head and a tail but no body?

Answer? Coins!

Coins.

5. teacher:? Whoever it is. The answer? Mine? Next? Question,? Is it okay? Going? Go home.

Teacher: Whoever can return to my next question can go home.

One? Boy? Throwing? His? Bags? Out? That? Windows.

A little boy threw his schoolbag out of the window.

Teacher:? Who is it? Just? Throw it away? That? !

Teacher: Who threw the schoolbag out just now?

Boy:? Me! ? I am? Going? Home? Now ?

Boy: Me! I'm going home.