Script humor of movie stories

Story 1: the demands of the rich Three rich people of different nationalities are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request. The American rich man loves to smoke cigars and asked for three boxes of cigars. This French rich man is the most romantic and needs beautiful women to accompany him. There is also a Jewish rich man who wants a telephone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American, with a cigar in his mouth and shouting, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire. Then the French came. I saw a child in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand and a third one in her belly. Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years." My business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To show my gratitude, I want to send you a Lao gold coin! "This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's wealth is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's financial wisdom choices will determine our wealth three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to better create our future wealth. Story 2: The Cost of Dreams Every writer's career begins with a dream, a fantasy, a goal looming on the distant horizon. I want to write a novel. " I want to publish a collection of poems. ""I want to see my name appear on the screen as the original author. "My career started with a dream: I wanted to make others laugh, so I wanted to write comedies. But every writer must also realize that every dream goal has a price tag. The road to the dream of wealth is not free. To study, to learn, to practice, to practice, to practice again; The secret-and usually the fastest-way to realize any wish is to pay all your expenses-and actually do it. I will study this major when I decide to become a famous and rich comedy writer. I think bob hope's stage performance materials can be used as a reference. Bob hope is a famous American comedy star. His comedy material is not only interesting, but also pure humor that can be expressed in words. Therefore, I decided to study bob hope with my heart. I recorded his TV monologue and printed it out. I carefully analyze the form, wording, rhythm and arrangement of jokes. Then, I put that aside alone and take it out later. A few weeks later, I chose a new topic from the newspaper and tried to write some new jokes with the skills I learned from Hope's monologues. Although I have never met bob hope, he has become my best teacher. Many years later, I worked hard for this, but this method really worked. I started writing plays for some local comedians, then national comedians, and then TV jugglers. Finally, this method produces better results. Bob hope called me. " I heard about your work and wondered if you would like to write some jokes for me and the Oscar. You know, I am the host of this year's awards conference, and I want to see if there are any jokes suitable for me to perform. "This kind of thing is I dare not think, but it happened anyway. I picked up a pad and a pen, walked into my backyard and wrote hundreds of jokes about current movies, celebrities and any other jokes that might be applicable to the Oscar. In the process of writing, I naturally used all the skills I learned by studying bob hope's comedy style in those years. Soon, Mr. Hope performed my ten jokes on TV and radio, and I was extremely excited. The next day, he called me again and said, "I like your material." "It seems that you have been writing plays for me all your life." "I'm writing a play for you, Mr. Hope," I said. "You just don't know." Since then, I have become a famous and wealthy comedy writer, and I have been writing plays for bob hope. In my life experience, I have been inspired by two valuable financial wisdom, which is also the inspiration that people can learn from and get success from: First, you must pay the price to make any dream come true. Because dreams are powerful, but only if you consolidate them through research, study and efforts can rich dreams become a reality. Second, as long as you work hard, you will achieve your goal of getting rich. Story 3: Gold Slag Derry Carnegie was once the richest man in America. When he was a child, he came to America from his hometown of Scotland. He did all kinds of odd jobs until he finally became the largest steel manufacturer in America. At that time, 43 millionaires worked for him. You know, at that time, millionaires were very rare. At that time, $6,543,800+was at least equivalent to $20 million now. A reporter asked Carnegie why you hired 43 millionaires to work for you. Carnegie replied, you should remember that when they first started working for me, they were not millionaires. They became millionaires because they worked for me. The reporter then asked, "So, how did you train these people to be so valuable to you that you are willing to pay them millions of dollars?" Carnegie replied that cultivating talents is exactly the same as digging gold mines. When mining gold, for every ounce of gold, tons of slag and waste rock must be removed first. However, people enter the mining area not to look for slag, but to look for rich gold. This is the correct way for managers to treat employees. Don't look for their shortcomings, flaws and problems, that's not our purpose. We are looking for rich gold, not slag; We are looking for advantages, not disadvantages. In fact, when I try to find more "gold" in them, I can find more "gold"-they get a lot of wealth and I get more wealth.