84 humorous sentences about making friends.

1. The world is bitter, but I am sweet.

second, I like you the most.

third, no matter how big the world is, I just want to revolve around you.

fourth, the sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

5. My little girl is very talented, but my son is not good enough for me.

6. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

7. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

8. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

Nine, there are fewer and fewer heart-to-heart conversations and more and more mating.

1. When you smile, I collapse and my heart thumps.

eleven, if you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future.

12. Ordinary people, do you want to taste the fairy?

XIII. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

fourteen, when I became a swan, you were still an egg.

15. You can't beat me with so many argots. I like you.

16. don't let me see you, or I'll see you and love you once.

seventeen, you have other little princesses, and I am the second best.

18th, it's Qixi. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

nineteen, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like a nonsense.

2. I hate Mondays and miss Fridays.

21. If you want the so-called good, please put down the so-called face.

twenty-two, I am good at irritating people, pulling distance and cutting off interpersonal relationships.

twenty-three, I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.

although I haven't met you yet, I will definitely fall in love with you.

twenty-five, you love to ignore me today, and I will come to you tomorrow.

twenty-six, of course, I won't try to pick the moon, I want the moon to jump on me.

27. Wear perfume when you have money and toilet water when you have no money.

twenty-eight, beauty and ugliness have a life, and being fat and thin in the sky depends on this sentence.

twenty-nine, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.

3. Stay with me, and we will look great holding hands together.

31. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

thirty-two, people often say that youth should not be left blank, so I discredited it!

thirty-three, you are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.

thirty-four, life is not only the present, but also the invitation sent by my predecessor.

thirty-five, the Smurfs sang to Avatar: When I grow up, I will be you.

thirty-six, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, I am still very happy without your mother.

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

thirty-eight, you are so sweet, not suitable for the wind and the sun, suitable for lying in my arms.

thirty-nine, be a lovely little fairy, and then make the whole world lovely.

play hide-and-seek with me, and you will definitely lose, because you are in my heart.

41. If you fall in love with me now, shall I knit you a scarf?

forty-two, I have added a little bit of you to my life, but you are salty without it.

forty-three, some people say that you won't have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

forty-four, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

forty-five, there is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

46. I haven't thought of the sweet sentence yet. You can have a taste of the sweet me first.

forty-seven, it's great that you have a boyfriend, so I only have one rival in love!

forty-eight, we are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in exams.

forty-nine, I am not your dog, I am your lovely, beautiful, gentle and generous wife.

5. idolize, if you can't get him, you might as well chase me, and I'll get it in a couple of seconds.

fifty-one, when you fall in love, you become super-eater, super-laugher, super-melodramatic and super-concerned about him.

52. No matter how far away we are, caring for you will never change.

53. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always shames me.

fifty-four, don't look for a girlfriend like me, too many people chase you, and it won't give you a sense of security.

fifty-five, I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on earth is because of my weight.

56, you go, I won't see you off; Come, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

fifty-seven, eat the best food, love the most lovely person for life, and get both, which is enough.

fifty-eight, reading in the library, I am used to taking off my shoes, and it turns out! Oh dear ~ ~ what can I do?

59. If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

6. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.

sixty-one, the vibration of the mobile phone is basically inaudible at home, and it is particularly like an earthquake at school.

sixty-two, the best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

sixty-three, I'll stay here until you come back for me, okay? Come on, I'm going to grow mushrooms.

sixty-four, god, can you save the rain that will rain these days and return it to me during military training!

65. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I won't leave.

When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

sixty-seven, it's autumn. When I open my closet, it's time for me to go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.

sixty-eight, when your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her, because I have a kind heart.

seventy, every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid others can't see me.

seventy-one, some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

seventy-two, some people, only when they meet someone they like, will become chatty, and when they meet someone they don't like, they don't want to say a word.

seventy-three, in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.

seventy-four, only single dog will think that the second cup is lonely at half price, but the single pig will not, and the single pig can drink two cups by himself.

seventy-five, the so-called long-term love, there is no secret, just when you are in love, save some feelings and know some gratitude during the cold war.

seventy-six, I am a good-natured person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I will lower the bottom line again.

seventy-seven, it's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid that you didn't, and I laughed out loud.

seventy-eight, I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.

79. Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China. Otherwise, there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

eighty, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth and the ends of the earth, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is teaching himself the eighth chapter, and I am reading the catalogue!

81. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

eighty-two, just forget to bring money for dinner, tell the boss to make it up next time, and the boss won't! When I got angry, I called more than 1 guys and finally got all the money for the meal!

83. Just now, a friend told me a touching story that he was blackmailed by a delinquent teenager for 2 yuan in junior high school. He handed over 5 yuan and the delinquent teenager gave him 3 yuan back.

eighty-four, life is like the sea, tolerance for boating, boating in the sea, you will know the breadth of the sea; Life is like a song, tolerance is a song, and you can only know that life is sweet if you sing with it. Only by being tolerant and charitable can you dare to be happy every day.