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Funny sentences about not finishing homework during winter vacation (collection of 30 sentences)
Funny sentences about not finishing homework during winter vacation (Part 1)
1. I still have homework on a day off, but I can’t do it!
2. The winter vacation looks like love.
3. Let’s break up the homework. I feel that we are not suitable.
4. During the holiday, the air feels sweet.
5. Going on winter vacation is also a pain...but I just like it.
6. The wind is sweet and the snow is warm. The journey home is like an arrow.
7. There is no copywriting when going home, only happiness.
8. These days, I am embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday without dozens of test papers in hand.
9. The happy winter vacation is here again. Don’t forget each other in your spare time. If you still have me in your heart, please dial 666: If you want to talk to me, please press 1; if you invite me to dinner, please press 2; let me Please press 3 for accompanying tour; thank you.
10. Don’t leave during the winter vacation, I’ll treat you to Xuanmai.
11.- If anyone says that I am fat or dark at the beginning of school, I will die with them.
12. It has been a long, long, long, long, long time since I went to bed early. I stayed up all night just to do my winter vacation homework.
13. Should I be happy that school is about to start? Should I be happy or happy?
14. A group of little kids on vacation wander around on the way to and from work, really trying to steal their youth.
15. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control, but I haven’t finished my homework during the winter vacation. Funny sentences (Part 2)
16. Abolition All holiday content, except for holidays, will make life half easier!
17. The “countdown” to winter vacation has begun! The classroom was full of people.
18. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.
19. I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: Please take me with you.
20. Life is not afraid of dullness, happiness is not afraid of ordinaryness, dreams are not afraid of distance, hope is not afraid of vagueness, friends are not afraid of distance, blessings are not afraid of frequent blessings, happy winter vacation, treat guests to dinner are not afraid of trouble.
21. My concept of vacation is: my charger is never idle.
22. I am so cute, can the vacation be extended for a few days?
23. The power of vacation is to have fun every day
24. Winter vacation is about to begin , let’s have fun together.
25. Senior year of high school, summer vacation of freshman year, winter vacation of freshman year, traveling during sophomore year, summer vacation of sophomore year, working in real estate, resigned for several months, now. I'm thirty, if I can get in touch again, let's have a class reunion. At that time, I think each of us found our own position. It's like washing your hair and styling it with gel water. Now, everyone, take the time to wash your hair.
26. Human beings are so boring. We still have exams before the holidays!
27. It’s winter vacation. I plan to do my homework first every day, then practice calligraphy, and then go out to play after practicing calligraphy.
28. This winter vacation has passed the temperature of summer vacation, but it has not passed the length of summer vacation.
29. It is our responsibility to count the unforgettable memories of childhood winter vacation and give children happiness.
30. There is a disease called ‘I don’t want to start school.’ Tell me about your mood during the winter vacation and sentences about winter vacation homework
1. The winter vacation only lasts for 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even fall in love.
2. I have a skill that allows me to finish my winter vacation homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill that will not be triggered until the last two days.
3. You always say that winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.
4. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?
5. Why does winter vacation go by so quickly? Because we don't have morning.
6. My winter vacation homework is like a bunch of concubines vying for favor and can’t wait to sleep with me. But since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Tencent and Sina, and I have not even stepped into the harem.
7. When dating Xian Xie Xiansen, there will always be a mistress named Xian Xie Zuo.
8. I originally thought I would start a vigorous study during the winter vacation, but later I found that it was a problem to finish the winter vacation homework.
9. I broke up with winter vacation, and it’s all because of this bitch Kick-off!
10. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction. So why do we have the same amount of homework? Because the quality remains unchanged.
11. I just like the desperate feeling of catching up on homework on the last day of winter vacation. I feel like I am possessed by the god of learning.
12. Describe your winter vacation in one sentence. I passed the first grade of junior high school but could not pass the fifteenth grade!
13. Ugly people have finished their winter vacation homework, but handsome people have already seen through everything. If you are ugly, you write first, and if I am handsome, I can do whatever I want.
14. After a month of winter vacation, I copied my homework for a day. The teacher glanced at me and I knelt down during the exam. /shuoshuo/
15. I may not be online recently. Don’t think that I am dead. I am just going to make up for my pile of winter vacation homework.
16. Winter vacation homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.
17. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like winter vacation, I like homework during winter vacation, and homework likes me!
18. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control.
19. If that winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, then why don’t I exercise my rights early
20. It's not the winter vacation yet, students, don't be sad. Although you have a late vacation, school starts early.
21. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.
22. A winter vacation has passed, my words have become ugly, I have become stupid, and I have forgotten everything I learned.
23. When you start school and see a round meat ball entering the classroom, please don’t be surprised, because that’s me who was full during the winter vacation.
24. Wow, is it snowing? God is tearing up his winter vacation homework
25. Without any precautions or worries, you started school like this, and brought me tragedy during my winter vacation, and I couldn't help it.
26. Did you have a happy winter vacation? Only pleasure, no joy
27. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation. Now that I’m in love, I won’t hand it in, okay?
28. Winter vacation date? You can make an appointment if you pass math. My heart skipped a beat, this was probably the last time.
29. I made an appointment with my classmates that on the evening of the 30th, I would watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.
30. They asked me if it was true that smoking was harmful to health on the cigarette pack. I answered them decisively, it was like a happy winter vacation on our winter vacation homework. Fifty sentences about students who haven’t finished their homework before school is about to start
One sentence about students who haven’t finished their homework before school is about to start
1. It’s early autumn again, and I see Mai’er again Yellow, fallen leaves can’t hide my gaze, school has started.
2. University! A place where everyone is eager to learn! University is a small society, you must learn to protect yourself and strengthen yourself! Some people learn more after going to college, while others waste their time in vain! University gives you more than just academic qualifications but also teaches you survival skills! I hope you can make good use of your college career!
3. The joy of winter vacation is not over yet, and the horn of the start of school has already sounded. Pack up your luggage for further study, pick up your schoolbag of knowledge, and step into the vast sea of ??learning, to the place where your dreams can fly. School has started. I hope old classmates, cherish your good time in college and realize your dreams.
4. The summer vacation passed in a hurry with our laughter, and we ushered in a new semester. I was nervous and excited.
5. The beginning of the school year is another new starting point. Accompanied by the cool autumn wind, there were pleasant ringing sounds and the laughter of classmates.
6. School has started, and we have met new classmates. School has started, and we will create excellent results again. School started and we laughed.
7. In the blink of an eye, the happy summer vacation has passed, and we have ushered in a new semester. Today is the first day of school, and we couldn’t be happier!
8. Pay tuition, issue new books, new courses, new starting point, new beginning, new energy, this semester must be won. Go to class, computer room, laboratory, basketball stand, football field, school office, everything is full of vitality.
9. I hope that when school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come, and you really don’t have to bring any homework.
10. Your choice is to do it or not to do it, but if you don’t do it, you will never have a chance.
11. Walking into the classroom, you immediately feel a new feeling, a new teaching environment, new desks, new teachers, and new classmates. Everything is really new!
12. School has started, but you haven’t done your homework yet. You will be in trouble. You will be in big trouble.
13. Happy holidays, happiness and simplicity; in the new semester, work hard. At the beginning of the school year, I would like to offer you my perfect blessing: I wish you to improve your studies to a higher level and live a happier life!
14. School has started, and I can see my long-lost classmates again. Everyone was chatting and laughing, some were showing off their summer vacation trip with their classmates; some were discussing problems in their summer homework. ...A cheerful atmosphere echoed in the classroom.
15. As soon as the text message arrives, joy lingers. Relatives and friends come with blessings, whispering reminders, guard against arrogance and impetuosity, work hard, and reach new heights. The university is waiting for you, the dragon is roaring, and the university is full of joy. The new students are all smiles!
16. The arrival of autumn in September, the pleasant winter vacation has passed, and the new semester has begun. Today is the first day of school. I am very happy to see the teachers and classmates again. I like going to school very much and hope that all the children can go to school happily every day and learn more new knowledge.
17. Meet the new classmates tomorrow ~ Although I don’t want to start school
18. The crows are sleeping on the old trees, the school won’t let them go home, they failed the surprise naked test, they are just talking in their sleep . Scores are getting worse, and people who fail exams are at the end of the world.
19. Dreams, like youth, are a kind of faith.
20. I guess there will be people who habitually go to the wrong class in the first week of school. This is not called wanderlust, but sad.
21. The beginning of school is a kind of pain for teachers and myself, a kind of hysterical pain.
22. Open the wings of your soul and fly towards your dreams. As long as you know the direction, nothing can stop you. Countless caring eyes are guiding you. On the first day of school, classmates, study hard and make progress every day. With knowledge and wisdom, you have powerful power!
23. There is no road in the mountain of books and hard work is the path; there is no limit to the sea of ??learning and hard work is the boat. The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty like jade. Black-haired people don't know how to study diligently early, and white-haired people regret studying late. Old classmates: The new semester has begun, and you must study hard. Listen to ancient words, learn from ancient teachings, find their flavor, think about their meaning, understand their use, and understand their ways.
24. The stars are still the same stars, but the state of mind is a curious state of mind. The moon is still the same moon, and the state is still very exciting. How many days have I been dreaming about it, how many days have I been looking forward to it. You are entering a new school immediately, are you ready?
25. A new semester has begun, come on! You are the best, study hard! 26. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts, so Painful realization!
27. It’s September 1st again, and I’m going to study after my summer vacation. Don’t forget to work hard, and remember to exercise. Go to bed early and get up early to be energetic, eat and sleep on time. I send you a message to wish you a happy new semester.
28. The new semester is a new atmosphere. We must study step by step from the beginning, take every class well, and complete every assignment seriously. You think so, right?
29. Students who are looking forward to the start of school must have a partner or someone they like at school.
30. Carrying the bag of pursuit on your back, run towards the ocean of knowing what is right. Go to the school hall and learn scientific knowledge. Master modern technology and reach the top of the world. School has started, let us learn various subjects together and pursue our dreams there.
31. No matter how much leisure time we had, the time has gone away at any time, and the new semester is ushered in with laughter and laughter. Wave with your family and take firm steps; shoulder to shoulder with your friends, walk towards the beautiful scenery of the school. I wish you all the best in the new semester!
32. Let the military training sun shine more fiercely, let the military training be more fiery.
33. Whenever school starts, teachers always say, "The school is our home." Once I'm late, the teacher will say, "Do you think school is your home?"
34. Let's start school soon. My mother has disliked me for a long time.
35. Open the door to study and learn knowledge; open the door to interest and learn methods; open the door to tolerance and learn to be happy; open the door to wisdom and learn to adapt; open the door to sincerity and learn to get along. School is about to begin, quickly put on your schoolbag and set off happily!
36. School is about to start in a blink of an eye, and time flies by so fast.
37. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.
38. School is about to start, and it’s time to show off my flesh.
39. September is a beginning. September is golden. Pieces of golden color catch people's eyes. Even the clear stream at dusk reflects the golden color.
40. School is about to start, and your cycling career is about to begin! Everything starts from scratch. I am just a blank sheet of paper at the moment, starting from scratch!
41. If you work hard towards your goals, you will achieve great results in school.
42. The one on the left is pretty, and the one on the right is mediocre. No one is nobler than anyone else, and no one is lower than anyone else. The rich second generation in front and the poor students in the back, no one is more talented than the other, and no one is more incompetent than the other. The university opens its doors to you, me and others, enjoying a new life and creating a new future.
43. There is a kind of happiness that children start school.
44. A thousand words of "I like you" are not as good as the words "What a coincidence" at the beginning of school.
45. School starts! School starts! My emotions are at their highest and my fun at the beginning of school is the most real. Let me record this perfect time and write the most beautiful chapter in my life!
46. Don’t be too busy being happy. After school starts, you will stay with me until midnight every day to do homework. Even if you think about it, there is nothing to be happy about.
47. Today is the first day of the month, and the new semester has finally arrived as I looked forward to the stars and the moon. In the morning, I lazily climbed out of bed. When I looked up, I saw the sapphire sky as blue as the sea. So I finished my breakfast unhurriedly and embarked on the journey to the new semester. The next day was filled with intense study as before.
But I was very happy like other classmates because we met again and returned to this vibrant and poetic school life. Alas, in the blink of an eye, the summer vacation has passed and school is about to start again.
48. School starts! Blessings to the lovely you: you become more and more beautiful and smile every day; your learning efficiency is high, teachers often praise you; you get first place in the exam, your parents love you to death; looking at this message, I feel happy: hey, please treat me to some candy Bar!
49. I hope you can find hope and establish faith from history and culture. Talk about winter vacation. Talk about lots of homework during winter vacation
1. I learned to swear, learn to fall in love early, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.
2. When I wake up during the holidays, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.
3. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.
4. Before Mr. Winter Vacation passed away, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."
p>5. When I was working hard on my homework, I really wanted to pinch my head teacher to death.
6. Sorry, homework is too late. We are not suitable, and the only one I love is him - Mr. Winter Holiday.
7. According to China’s holiday principle, what is owed must be paid back!
8. After a month of winter vacation, I copied my homework for a day. The teacher glanced at it and I knelt down in the exam.
9. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but half of it has passed in the blink of an eye.
10. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."
11. Ugly people have finished their winter vacation homework, but handsome people have already seen through everything. If you are ugly, you write first, and if I am handsome, I can do whatever I want.
12. I found out after vacation that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.
13. Let’s break up for homework. I feel like we are not suitable.
14. I can’t finish my homework, and the teacher blows me off again.
15. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?
16. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says why am I copying other people’s homework? It’s better to have nothing. I handed in my homework empty, but she said I handed it in empty.
17. The meaning of a holiday is a morning when you can’t afford it, a late night when you can’t sleep, and a day when you can’t go out.
18. "Describe your winter vacation in one sentence." "You can't pass the fifteenth day after the first grade of junior high school!"
19. "Why is the winter vacation shorter than the summer vacation?" "Hot" "It expands and shrinks." "Then why is there the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."
20. "Have you had a happy winter vacation?"
21. In current holidays, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekends, and weekends are the same as not. In summary, Taking a vacation is like farting.
22. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.
23. "If that winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage" "Then why don't I exercise my rights early"
24. Toss a coin: if it's heads, go online. Go to bed when you wake up, and do your homework when you stand up.
25. If you have a fever during holidays, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze during class, you will think it is late-stage cancer.
26. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.
27. When you see a round meat ball entering the classroom at the beginning of school, please don’t be surprised, because that is me who was full during the winter vacation.
28. There used to be a group of people who took a vacation together, but now these people have different vacation times.
29. “I feel as light as before the vacation”, “talking in human language”, “didn’t do my homework”
30. When I was studying, I felt that I was not very good at studying, but after the vacation I found out It turns out that I’m not very good at playing.
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