Humorous sentences to describe oneself as sleepy.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

2, lazy sheep said: happiness is to eat and sleep every day.

3, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

5, sometimes I don't want to sleep, just because I am bored, even if I sleep, I can't make my mood happy.

6, sleep and sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!

7. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope.

8, nothing is leisurely, sleeping in the east window is bright and red.

9. Closing my eyes means that I want to sleep, and closing my eyes in the world means that society is sleeping. What can you do?

10, everyone thinks that sleeping is the most time-consuming, but it takes a lot of effort to brew before going to bed and wake up in a trance.

1 1, having sex with a woman and sleeping are two different feelings, the former is lust and the latter is mutual affection.

12. After she left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

13, I want to sleep with you. Guess whether I want to sleep or sleep with you.

14, I had a dream: I was sleeping in the dream, and I was dreaming when I was sleeping.

15, I don't know if I am hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I stand upside down when I sleep.

16. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

17, laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

19, the baby fell asleep with a crooked smile on his mouth. She slept soundly.

20. Sleeping is my only relief. I've been wondering if I can sleep like this all the time.

2 1, I actually want to sleep when I go to church, embarrassed!

22, lined up, sleeping is a big day.

23, do not sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

24. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

25, lazy sheep baby came to report for duty, lying in bed to sleep, all the troubles were left behind, to see who wanted to fall asleep first, Duke Zhou held it tightly in his arms and snored.

She fell asleep quietly with a doll in her hand and a sweet smile on her lips. She must be having some beautiful dreams.

27, self-cultivation is not deep to see the mouth, not fragrant to see the stomach, enough energy to see sleep. A good sleep is the key to staying energetic. May you put aside your troubles and go to sleep sweetly.

28, tea, bitter and deep, emitting fragrance; Wind can replenish oxygen for the mood and release coolness; At night, collect beautiful things and bloom dreams; Sleep, cure fatigue, and feel comfortable. Good Night!

No matter how troubled you are, no matter how tired you are at work, you should rest, sleep peacefully, keep mental state, get enough sleep, live a healthy life and be full of energy, so that you can be happy every day. It's late at night, so rest in peace.

30, baby, don't wait, go to sleep, it's not worth exhausting yourself for a good night.

3 1, willing to accompany a person to the old age, want to live in a house, sleep in a bed, have a child and raise a dog with him, this is plain love.

32, let the heart be stable, let the troubles go, let the smile be natural, and sleep can make it happen; Sleep will make you smile naturally, your troubles will be alleviated, your heart will be safe and your work will be efficient!

33. I can sleep clean, feel at ease and be exhausted every night. I wake up refreshed, calm and energetic every day. This is the best life. Good Night!

34. In this world, living is already very happy. Not to mention those who are suffering from bad luck, many people leave in a hurry before they can enjoy life. Go to sleep.

My dear kitten, don't sleep so late at night, go to bed early, only when you sleep well will you become more and more beautiful.

36. Let him experience all the unhappy things during the day. Go to bed early every day, live a relaxed life and take care of yourself.

37, today's things, wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly, try your best to do, no matter what the outcome, you must go to bed happily.

38. Those who stay up late at night have long been lonely and addicted.

39. A person has two me, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light. good night

40. I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

4 1, take a bath and wash away the troubles and troubles of the day; Take a deep breath to get rid of the fatigue and tiredness of the day; Sleep, and all your troubles will run away; Have a dream and wake up refreshed the next day.

42, infatuation is absolute, lonely pillow is difficult to sleep, but the moon is accompanied by sadness, the starry sky is easy to be right, and it is indifferent to lovesickness. I am so infatuated that I can't sleep alone, only the bright moon like water is with me.

43. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

44. I really can't change. Inspiration broke out in the dark, forcing me to stay up at night and have no spirit in class.

45. Mars, the dark hero who leads everyone to break through the tragedy. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and suddenly I remembered this.

46. Chatting online is very interesting. Dreaming how beautiful you are. Can't sleep at midnight. Get up and send text messages.

47. I can't sleep In the evening, I began to be filled with emotion. There are many things.

48. Rain is my favorite weather. As long as it rains, I will sleep soundly and won't have nightmares, but I can't sleep when it rains today.

49. The night is deep, but I'm not sleepy at all. I called my friend in Shenzhen and said I couldn't sleep. She yawned and told me that you slept backwards.

50. Most people who can't sleep at night have stories in their hearts or old friends in their hearts.

5 1, I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the next 30 years.

52. I would say that the coffee after eight o'clock yesterday morning kept me awake until now. I have to go to work at eight o'clock, so I am stingy because …

53. Is there anyone like me who can't sleep at night and doesn't think about it during the day?

54, the hair is falling off badly, and the resistance is getting lower and lower. If you are not careful, you will catch a cold and have diarrhea! People are getting haggard, their work and rest are black and white, and they can't sleep during the day and night!

The formal class will begin tomorrow. It's terrible. I still can't bear it. I hope I won't stay awake for a long time tonight. I don't want to hear my roommate talk in his sleep in non-Mandarin in the middle of the night. It's terrible.

56. I can't sleep in the middle of the night and hum my mood into a song, so I have to go to the balcony to find another dream.

57. I'm afraid of the feeling that I can't sleep when I suddenly wake up.

58. When you can't sleep, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams.

I can't sleep on lonely nights. Think about what you used to look like, tears wet your eyes. When I loved you, you were so deep and true, but when I left, you were so determined that you didn't leave me any regrets!

60, can't sleep in the morning, can't sleep at night! How long does it take you to fall asleep when you are lying in bed playing with your mobile phone? ! Come on, how long do you want to play with your mobile phone at night before you stop?