Great translation of classical Chinese (please help)

1. Once upon a time, there was a man who first put millet in an urn. A camel stuck its head in an urn to eat millet, but it couldn't get out. (camel head) can't get out. This man is very worried about it. An old man came up to him and told him, "Don't worry, I'll teach you how to get the camel's head out." The host asked anxiously, "What can I do?" The old man said, "If you cut off the camel's head, it will come out naturally." The owner immediately adopted his words, not only cutting off the camel's head, but also breaking the urn. How can such a stupid person not be laughed at by the whole world?

2. Sima Guang's word military adviser (the word is similar to today's posthumous title), whose father's name is Sima Chi, was the official name of the Song Dynasty. When Sima Guang was 7 years old, he was already like an adult (the ancient adult refers to a weak crown, not today's 18 years old). I heard that Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals liked it very much, so I told my family about it when I learned its general idea. From then on, I couldn't put it down for Zuo's Spring and Autumn Annals, even forgetting hunger, thirst, cold and heat. A group of children are playing in the yard. A child stood on a vat and fell into the vat and was flooded. All the other children have run away. Sima guang broke the jar with a stone, and water flowed out of the jar, so that the children could survive. Later, people in Chang 'an and Luoyang recorded it with pictures and spread it widely. At the beginning of Yuan Dynasty, Injong Baoyu was an academician of China Academy of Sciences. When I was just twenty, I didn't like luxury by nature. When I heard the wedding reception, only (I) didn't wear flowers. People around him told him, "(Flowers) are given by the king, and I can't violate them." I just inserted a flower (on the brim of my hat).

3. There is a man who is proficient in mathematics near the Great Wall, and their horse runs to the residence of the Hu people for no reason. Neighbors came to comfort him for this. The old man said, "Why isn't this a good thing?" A few months later, his horse came back with the good horse of the conference semifinals. Neighbors came to congratulate him. The old man said, "Why isn't this a bad thing?" There are many good horses in his family. His son likes riding horses, so he fell off his horse and broke his thigh. People came to comfort him. The man said, "Why isn't this a good thing?" After a year, the Hu people invaded the Great Wall in a big way, and all the mature men took up bows and arrows to fight. Most people near the Great Wall are dead. Only if this man is lame (not called up to fight) can his father and son save their lives together.

4. When Cao Cao's son Cao Chong was five or six years old, his knowledge and judgment were comparable to that of an adult. Once, Sun Quan sent a giant elephant. Cao Cao wanted to know the weight of the elephant, so he asked his subordinates, but he couldn't say how to weigh it. Cao Chong said: "Put the elephant on the big boat, mark where it reaches the surface of the water, and then let the boat carry other things, so you can know by comparison." Cao Cao was very happy and did it at once.

Prime Minister Zhang likes to write cursive script (cursive script), but he is very scribbled. People laughed at him, but he didn't think so. One day, he suddenly got a good sentence and quickly asked for a pen and ink. His handwriting is scrawled, and he writes all over the paper. He immediately asked his nephew to copy the poem. My nephew copied a strange pen and was puzzled. He stopped writing and asked what Prime Minister Zhang had written. After careful identification for a long time, Prime Minister Zhang didn't recognize what he wrote, so he scolded his nephew and said, "Why didn't you ask me earlier and let me forget what I wrote?"

Sorry, time is limited, that's all.