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People's education publishing house elementary school students' Chinese fifth grade volume unit 6 exercises
I have a good classmate and a good partner. We played together and studied happily, leaving many beautiful memories.
We were in the same class from the first grade of primary school until the fourth grade, which made me miss our days together more.
She has black hair, a neat row of bangs and a pair of modest eyes. Although her mouth is not small, some jokes and humorous sentences often pop out of her mouth happily. Don't mention how brilliant it is to laugh!
I remember that in these three years, we were both monitor and competitors. In study, we often chase each other and never envy each other. Privately, we are also very good friends. Although we sometimes argue about some things, we make up soon. Last semester of Grade Two in Senior High School, an infectious disease "water teasing" occurred in our class. Many students are infected and covered with acne. Some students who are not completely good are afraid of skipping classes and come to class when they are not ready. This is also contagious. The teacher had no choice but to take classes in different classes. Those who didn't get it sit in the front, those who got it sit in the back, and there is a corridor in the middle. Some students are very flustered when they walk into the classroom in class. As class cadres, we should maintain discipline. The students are always screaming, and I'm a little at a loss. But at this time, she frowned and a word "Sichuan" was formed on her brow. She picked up the pointer, rapped on the platform and shouted, "Quiet, quiet …" The students were stupefied and made progress silently in the classroom. I secretly admire her calm attitude in the panic.
That's how I like her, miss her and want to be together again!
Xia Qinghui is my neighbor and my good buddy.
One day, Xia Qinghui and I got together with some friends in the yard. It was suggested that the big neem tree behind the pigsty was covered with olives and picked as a weapon to fight a "war between officials and thieves". Everyone responded immediately. Climbing up the tree, everyone was talking and laughing, and their pockets and trouser pockets were bulging. Sliding down the tree, we gathered together and showed off our enough "equipment" to each other. "There are dogs!" I don't know who shouted. I turned my head and saw a big German shepherd eyeing us "uninvited guests" not far away. It is tall, strong and shiny. Hum! Without saying a word, what a sinister guy! Thirty-six plans to go is the best policy, and everyone happens to happen to coincide, spreading their feet and trying to escape, and wild fruits are scattered all over the floor. I was so big that I was panting at last. The German shepherd dog is getting closer and closer, and I can almost hear the "howl" in its nose. I'm about to fall into the wolf's mouth. I'm scared out of my wits and my legs are soft. I just stopped, calmly, closed my eyes ... "Ow-ow-",and there was a cry of German shepherd's pain in my ear. Is there a real master who beat the German shepherd with his unique hidden weapons? When I opened my eyes, several stones hit the German shepherd's forehead. Ah! It's my good friend Xia Qinghui. He shouted, "Zhao Qiang, run!" While continuing to fight with the German shepherd, I suddenly calmed down like a reassurance. "Run? That's not enough buddy loyalty! I'm not ashamed to be such an unkind and unjust villain! " Picking up the pebbles, I stood up to defend myself. At the same time, we launched a fierce attack on German shepherd. There was a "hail of bullets". German shepherd can't stand it, and slowly, slowly retreat. Suddenly, he turned and fled into the Woods with his tail between his legs. "Ha, ha, ha ....." Our victorious laughter came from the path.
Xia Qinghui is really my "good buddy", but he is also my opponent.
Certain musical instruments
The biggest feature of commenting on this article is a "living" word. The characters are lifelike. Xia Qinghui is not outstanding in appearance, but he plays "crazy" and studies well. The incident of "beating a dog to save a friend" shows his helpful side and is quite chivalrous, calling him a veritable "my" good buddy. In addition, the language of the article is lively. As described after the escape, "Is there a real owner who hit the German shepherd with any unique hidden weapon? ..... Run? That's not enough buddy loyalty! I am not ashamed to be such a heartless villain! " "Between the lines, full of a naive childlike innocence. She has long braids, two bright eyes, a high nose and a small mouth. She doesn't like talking, her mouth is always closed, and she seems to be a quiet person. The girl has a pair of sharp eyes, a pair of modest but sensitive ears, long hair and medium build. As far as appearance is concerned, she can't be more ordinary. However, she has different hobbies.
She likes making friends. Go to her class and ask who is not her friend. She also likes playing football. I remember the last time she almost shot on her back. She also likes practical jokes. The last time she saw her father sleeping late, she put a cup of soybeans on the door. When her father woke up, the result could be imagined. She also likes to rush. She wants to try everything, even dream of being a perfect person. Although she looks like a boy, she also has a girl side. Don't believe me, listen-
In life, the electronic piano is her indispensable friend. When she is free, she will open her old music books and chat with her good friends. Although her skills are not as good as those of her major, it is still very satisfying to be able to chat with friends. The piano has been finished, so let me tell you something-
chess
Chess is not uncommon in her family. Although she can play few chess, in her eyes, chess has a high status. "Mom, buy me Go." "Dad, play gobang with me." You see, she begged again. Mom and dad were entangled in her, so they had to buy her one and play chess with her. Playing chess has become an indispensable task for her every day. Chess, we're done here. What should we talk about next? Oh, yes-
book
The book is a boat, which slowly takes her into the world of composition, the ocean of famous books, the island of stories and the kingdom of knowledge. Every time she sits in the pile of books, she will sink in, and it will take a long time to get her out. You see how obsessed she is with books, so her mother made some carpets. What are you doing? -convenient for her to read. Reading is her hobby. As long as she is free, she will be given a book boat ... When the book is finished, let's have a look-
draw
Painting, but her passion, who won't let her paint, she is anxious with who. Although I have never studied piano, chess, painting and calligraphy, I have received professional training in painting. She spread the paper on the table, and an hour later, it was a beautiful watercolor painting. After that, of course, her parents will praise her. Look, she's embarrassed.
Although she knew there were no perfect people in the world, she said, "Painting is my passion, English is my passion, writing is my passion, and playing football is my favorite ..."
When the composition was finished, she showed it to her mother, who said, "This girl looks like you." Like me? Like me is me.
I don't know her name, but I know she is always ready to help others.
That day, she found a wallet with 100 yuan in it. She looked at the money in her purse and thought, "I have two choices, either to spend it myself or to give it to the teacher." After some consideration, she decided to give it to the teacher. She gave the money to the teacher and was praised by the whole school. Later, the money was returned to the owner.
The neighbor's child accidentally took off the chain when riding a bike, and the seat tilted over. She helped the children to install chains, repair seats, give them inflatable belts and repair car baskets, which was praised by the neighbors' children and mothers.
She is always ready to help others and is praised by everyone.
Chen Ming and I are good friends. One day, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play, and Chen Ming accidentally dropped it on the ground. During the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it, and I was very angry. I grabbed a small wooden boat for him and shouted angrily, "Since you smashed my small wooden boat, I want you to pay the price." As soon as I spoke, I hit the ground with a wave of my hand, only to see his boat smashed in two. At this time, he is not to be outdone. Flushed, he stepped on my boat and kicked it aside. I shouted, "You have no right to do this to my boat." He immediately retorted, "Who told you to smash my boat? I didn't mean to smash your boat. " We had a big fight. If our classmates hadn't stopped us, we would have fought. Later, we broke off all relations. Although we go to school in the same way, we meet as if we don't exist. Afterwards, I calmly thought I had a problem. Chen Ming just accidentally smashed my boat, but I deliberately smashed his boat. I began to regret, very depressed, I lost a good friend, and nothing can help me restore my friendship with Chen Ming. A few days later, after school, I met Chen Ming. I feel sorry for him and want to slip away quickly. And he stopped me. He bowed his head and was silent for a whole minute. Then he said hesitantly, "I was too impulsive that day ... I shouldn't have quarreled with you ... can we still be good friends?" I was shocked, and then quickly said, "I also had shortcomings that day, and we are still good friends." As soon as the voice fell, we took out the newly bought small wooden boat and were extremely happy. From then on, we never quarreled again and became best friends.
Chen Ming and I are very good friends.
Once, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play. Chen Ming accidentally broke my little wooden boat. I was very angry. I grabbed his small wooden boat in one hand and smashed it to the ground. Both small wooden boats "touched flowers" on the ground, and fragmented wood was scattered on the floor of the classroom.
At this time, the monitor came to talk to me. I punched her impatiently, but it happened to be seen by the teacher, so I was taken to the teacher's office, and the teacher called my parents. I hate Chen Ming. He did all this.
I came to the classroom angrily, ready to play a trick on Chen Ming. I put an ugly toad in his clothes, which scared him, but he was not angry. During the break, I put a note on his back, which said, "I am an idiot", which made him make a fool of himself, but he was still not angry. Instead, he said happily, "It's beautiful. Thank you for your gift." My face suddenly turned red. I didn't say anything, so I turned and left quickly.
After class, I quietly took the pieces of his small wooden boat home and stuck them together slowly and carefully.
Back to school at noon, I walked slowly into the classroom with a crooked wooden boat in my hand. When I looked up, I saw Chen Ming holding the same curved wooden boat in his hand. We exchanged awkwardly and shook hands.
From now on, we have never quarreled again. As long as I see the small wooden boat put together, I will cherish our friendship.
Friendship is sometimes like this small wooden boat. Just for a little thing, it destroys our friendship. However, if you try your best to mend it, I believe that the previous friendship will be restored. If you give up and don't save it, you may lose a good friend.
Seeing the broken wooden boat always reminds me of some stupid things I did when I was a child, and my ignorant past.
The next day, Chen Ming came to my seat and gently put a boat exactly like mine in front of me. "Here you are." Suddenly, I had a little doubt in my heart: "Yesterday, Chen Ming went to tell the teacher. Why did you give it to me today? " When he spoke, he seemed to read my mind. "I went to the teacher's office yesterday and the teacher gave me a sentence." The friendship between classmates is the purest. I was asked out of the office by the teacher. Yes, I learned friendship in just a few minutes. I'll give it back to you, hoping that our friendship will not break down. " On the third day, I also made a boat and returned it to him. At that time, we "laughed."
Chen Ming and I are good friends. One day, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play, and Chen Ming accidentally dropped it on the ground. During the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it, and I was very angry. I grabbed a small wooden boat for him and shouted angrily, "Since you smashed my small wooden boat, I want you to pay the price." As soon as I spoke, I hit the ground with a wave of my hand, only to see his boat smashed in two. At this time, he is not to be outdone. Flushed, he stepped on my boat and kicked it aside. I shouted, "You have no right to do this to my boat." He immediately retorted, "Who told you to smash my boat? I didn't mean to smash your boat. " We had a big fight. If our classmates hadn't stopped us, we would have fought. Later, we broke off all relations. Although we go to school in the same way, we meet as if we don't exist. Afterwards, I calmly thought I had a problem. Chen Ming just accidentally smashed my boat, but I deliberately smashed his boat. I began to regret, very depressed, I lost a good friend, and nothing can help me restore my friendship with Chen Ming. A few days later, after school, I met Chen Ming. I feel sorry for him and want to slip away quickly. And he stopped me. He bowed his head and was silent for a whole minute. Then he said hesitantly, "I was too impulsive that day ... I shouldn't have quarreled with you ... can we still be good friends?" I was shocked, and then quickly said, "I also had shortcomings that day, and we are still good friends." As soon as the voice fell, we took out the newly bought small wooden boat and were extremely happy. From then on, we never quarreled again and became best friends.
my friend
The most precious feeling in the world is undoubtedly affection, but apart from affection, that is friendship. "Nothing in the world is better and more enjoyable than friendship; Without friendship, the world seems to have lost the sun. She made me understand what friendship is; She shared with me the joy of success and the sadness of failure; She laughed and cried with me again. ...
Friends are indispensable to everyone. He can help you when you are in trouble, comfort you when you are sad, accompany you when you are lonely ... and contribute.
I have such a friend-Han Xu.
He has eyes like tadpoles. Our class organized a "Chess Federation". I am a knight (senior teacher) and Han Xu is a castle (director of scientific research department). His position is much higher than mine. You can also contribute.
Once, I challenged him to play chess. After he agreed, he took out a game of chess from his schoolbag.
He usually likes to use white chess, and I also like to use white chess (because white chess goes first). Instead of arguing with me, he gave me white chess.
After both sides have played chess, the game begins.
I knew he was good, so I used a fully closed formation. He knew I would use this trick, so he laid out the oblique elephant formation with two horses and two cars early. He first broke my formation with his phase, then arched the soldiers where I could eat, so I used his soldiers and ate them. Unexpectedly, his horse jumped forward and "the general stepped back", which shows that he is a person who can attract jade. When he saw me.
Of course, I lost the game. But instead of laughing at me, Han Xu taught me some coping skills.
Ah, Han Xu, you are not only my friend, but also my teacher. I really want to study as hard as you.
The difference between two points
Hong En ge
"wow! I can play my favorite table tennis game again. " I talked to myself in bed and soon fell asleep.
The next morning, I came to school humming a ditty. The first thing I did when I entered the classroom was to give the teacher a leave note written by myself. After reading it, the teacher said, "Well, copy your homework quickly."
"Yes!"
The teacher obviously agreed.
Time flies, the sun flies, and soon, in the afternoon, my father drove me to the competition site. Wow! There are so many people there, old and young. It's really lively!
It's my turn to play. I stood on the stage and began to concentrate on playing ball. After playing for a while, I found that the first opponent was weak and could only push the ball, so I began to attack fiercely with a smile. After a while, he lost.
It's time to hit the second opponent. I saw that he was strong and dark, and looked at me fiercely from time to time, so I stepped up my guard. I didn't expect him to be weaker than the first one, so I beat him out of the water with three strokes and two strokes.
The third opponent came up, ah! I trembled at the sight of his legs, because he was the seed player of Lotus Primary School, and I was knocked off the field in less than five minutes.
When I hit the fourth person, I saw that my opponent was short and I let my guard down. However, I didn't expect him to be very good. The first game was defeated by him 1 1:6, and I won him back in the second game. In the third game, I won another game by serving and attacking. Who knows that he pulled the fourth game back. The fifth game was our deciding game, and the game was very exciting.
If I can beat him, I can enter the semi-finals. Well done! But because of these two points, I failed.
However, I believe that failure is the mother of success. I will sum up my experience, work harder and stand on the podium one day.
touch control
-My friend.
The most precious feeling in the world is undoubtedly affection, but apart from affection, that is friendship. "Nothing in the world is better and more enjoyable than friendship; Without friendship, the world seems to have lost the sun. "
The most precious feeling in the world is undoubtedly affection, but apart from affection, that is friendship. "Nothing in the world is better and more enjoyable than friendship; Without friendship, the world seems to have lost the sun. "
Six years of primary school, the warmth she brought to my friends; She made me understand what friendship is; She shared with me the joy of success and the sadness of failure; She laughed and cried with me again ... She, as tall as me, with two pigtails, still looks so childish; She is "both civil and military", not only excellent in academic performance, but also the leader of the school track and field team; She works hard and is the teacher's right-hand man and a good partner of her classmates. She is straightforward and likes to point out mistakes to her classmates, so she will inevitably offend some classmates, but she doesn't mind at all. She is steady and a little provocative, but sometimes she has little courage. She can be my best friend, not only because of these, but also because of her sincerity, purity and no impurities, which deeply touched me.
I remember that winter night, near 10, we all fell asleep. Suddenly, with a bang, an unknown object fell on the carpet of our dormitory, right beside her bed. Everyone in the dormitory was awakened, but no one dared to run out and turn on the light in cold weather. At this moment, a figure ran out. She turned on the light and the dormitory suddenly lit up. Finally, we saw that the glass bottle dropped on the carpet was used by our classmates to warm the bed at night. Glass fragments fall everywhere, and you will be poked if you are not careful. She ran in with a broom and dustpan. First, she swept the big pieces of glass into the dustpan. Those small pieces could not be swept in, so she simply picked them up by hand regardless of her own danger. The classmate advised her not to answer it, but she continued to answer it without saying anything. I'm shivering with cold. I looked up and looked at it carefully. I really don't know. When I saw it, I was shocked. Her hands have been covered with several scars scratched by glass and are still bleeding. Finally, the teacher came. After cleaning up the scene, she disinfected with water and ran into the already cold bed. I can still hear her trembling when she is lying in bed.
Every time I do my homework, I hear my mother say to me, "Pay attention! Look up! " When I did my homework today, I was no exception. I heard my mother's cry again: "Look up! Why don't you remember? " I said impatiently, "I see, I've said it 800 times." Are you bored? " "This is not for your own good! What happened to your eyes? If you don't pay attention, it will get worse! Just hang a rope from the roof and tie it to your head! " Mom said angrily.
Alas, this has happened many times. What bothers me most is that my mother also restricts me from reading, which makes me very distressed. Sometimes I even ask my mother, "Mom, why do other parents force their children to read books, but I want to read books, but you don't let me?" "Son, because your eyes are not good, you can't read without limit." Mother said earnestly.
On this day, my mother learned about a place to treat eyes, so she picked me up from work every day and took me to treatment. In order to persist and ensure the curative effect, my mother also specially learned massage methods from doctors there, and then insisted on massaging me every day before going to bed, no matter how busy or tired.
Once when my mother gave me a massage, I suddenly felt my mother's hand stopped. I looked up and found that my mother had fallen asleep while making something for me. My heart is tight. My mother is busy at work every day. After work, she will pick me up for a massage. When she got home, she was busy doing housework and giving me a massage at night. She must be very tired. I suddenly understood my mother's good intentions towards me. Although my mother sometimes worries with me, it's all for my own good. I want to listen to my mother, adjust my eyes, cooperate with the treatment and not disturb her.
People say, "parents are poor in the world." I really understand the meaning of this sentence now. I must take good care of myself and not let my mother worry about me.
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