A hundred cold jokes

Playing the pipa on the plane-high-profile.

The upper mouth is close to the sky and the lower mouth is close to the ground-what a big mouth.

Clogs with soles off-full cowhide

Bucket as a trumpet-big talk

The wind blows into the drum-bragging.

The rooster flew to the roof and sang very high.

The owner of the leather shop-a braggart

Bragging is not a capital crime-it's up to you.

Fly with suona on your back and blow into the sky.

The cover of the bank-what a big tone

Sparrows lay goose eggs-talk big.

Install an electric fan on the drum-brag

Love performing.

Climb Mount Tai with one foot-high jump

Pockets full of awls-like to show off skills.

Half a bottle of vinegar-wobbly.

Put an electric fan on your head-make a sensation.

It's painless to break the skull-death is a hero.

A ball full of air-love to jump.

Powder into the coffin-saving face

Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat.

Bag water chestnut-pointed head

Stir-fried beans with slate-jump when cooked.

Wash your hands in the gutter-pretend to be clean.

Eating at home and eating wild shit-just thinking about the outside

Wear a big shirt barefoot-just be expensive, not ugly.

Red paint dung cylinder plate-smelly and delicate

Hanging hydrangea at the door of the toilet-smelly beauty

Dogs have horns-the smell of sheep.

Hanging hydrangeas in rotten huts-false beauty

Shrimp pride-loves to jump.

There is a foot sticking out of the sleeve-exaggerated hand.

Hanging board on the chest-what a big brand

pretend to be deaf and dumb—pretend not to know

Hanging powder-saving face.

Actor's makeup-makeup

love

It rained three times a day-not very sunny (feeling)

Girl, look at the dowry-a man who has a few days.

When it rains, it's sunny-fake sunny (love)

June mustard-wrong intention

Puppet Dance-Have Your Own Matchmaker

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has no sunny (affection) and sunny (affection)

Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight

Ye Gong Haolong-False Love

Love in movies-false feelings and hypocrisy

Liu Hai pulled Meng Jiangnv-crying and laughing.

Salt is as salty as salt and not as light as salt-it's not good for you.

We share weal and woe, life and death.

A beauty in a million.

Get married on the stage-not a real couple

Flowers facing the sun-love (sunshine)

Good flowers are stuck in cow dung-they don't match.

Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife-divide it into two parts.

Split the water with a sharp knife-it's hard to separate.

Yang Zongbao got married-both happy and surprised.

Chen Shimei should be a Xu-he likes the new and hates the old.

The idols on the door panel-in pairs

The beauty in the painting-unmarried.

Send an umbrella after the rain-I don't appreciate it.

Sister and sister are lovesick-suffering from the same disease.

Girls are big media-vouch for yourself.

A girl marries a eunuch-she won't die.

Picking water and marrying vegetables-people are right about buckets.

Silent love-through gestures

A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

Tears of drama lovers.

The lotus stalk hits people-the diaosi is completely broken (affair)

Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

Yuanyang playing in the water-both of them.

Catch the right silkworm moth-never let go.

Ying Huang caught the kite-both kites were buttoned.

Beat mandarin ducks-separate them

Look at the beauty through the wall-I can't love her.

Make eyes at the blind-don't appreciate it.

The beauty hanging on the wall-you love her and she doesn't love you.

There are many ways.

Double-toothed harrow-two sons

Six fingers itch.-there's another way

The mind is like a beehive, with many tricks.

Shi Tian doesn't need a boat to cross the river-he has his own way of crossing the river.

The toothbrush has lost its hair-it's organized.

The tortoise's orbit-its own scale

A sailor sweatshirt.-all of them.

Cows eat straw hats-full circle

There are many tracks in the railway station.

Dragon God's hat-there are many ways.

A mouse made a hole-asked for a doorway.

Monks Pick up Braids-Remove (Method)

Ants crawl into grinding eyes-all roads are roads.

Pottery pots on the kiln-one set.

The iron rake rakes the ground-there are many roads.

Brush for removing hair-too many holes.

Boil cotton in a boiling pot-cooked condoms

Wide nails and iron rakes scrape-there are many roads.

be weather-beaten

The tofu boat capsized in the sea-into the soup and into the water.

Pines in the canyon-weather-beaten.

Shrimp, buy cigarettes-get in the water, get in the water.

He Xiangu went to her mother's house-in the fog.

Tire skin-by grinding

Sparrows in Dongting Lake-After the storm.

The cloth-beating stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-passing by the big man.

Iron navel grinding-wear resistance

Rice seeds on the pot cover-boil.

I fell into a five-flavor bottle-I tasted all the ups and downs.

sadder

Eat ice for three or nine days-it's freezing.

The child didn't cry when he saw his mother.

Drinking ice water in June-chilling

The memorial service ended in discord.

Grenade explosion-heart and gallbladder are cracked

Burning charcoal with a flagpole (sigh)

Fishing nets-shriveled at home and wet outside.

Tears on the wall-sad alone

Eating ice cubes in winter is too chilling.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Shouting

Lin Daiyu Buries Flowers-Feeling Sad and Cold

When a rabbit dies, it is sad-things hurt its own kind.

Pepper is soaked in vinegar-very bitter.

Jia Baoyu is crying-very sad.

Pig intestines hanging on the beam-bitter (crying) drops (crying)

Cui Yingying saw Lang off-I can't tell you how sad I am.

Crying at night-like bereavement.

Bamboo Slips-A River of Tears

both ends

One and a half Jin, one and a half Liang-it's the same.

There is no moon for thirty nights-every year is the same.

Crows are black the world over.

Pots and Adobe-One Kiln Product

The tortoise laughs and climbs-the same as each other.

Don't laugh at the turtles, they are all resting in the mud.

The crow landed on the pig's back-black to black.

Half a catty to five Liang-the same.

Sheep dung fell to the ground-the same size.

The old monk chanting-exactly the same.

As salty as the water in the pond.

Zhang Fei looks for Li Kui JY-black to black.

Tiles on the house-turn over half and cover half.

The fox laughed at the cat-almost the same as each other.

The two sisters had a baby-for Tim.

A pair of drumsticks in Chenghuang Temple

Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.

A crooked pot and a crooked stove-two will do.

Kiln burning and tile selling are the same goods.

Ruthless-the same.

Embroidered pillows-a pair

Stir-fried cucumber and towel gourd-same color

Monkeys laugh at rabbits without tails-just like each other.

change

The child's face-it changes when you say it.

Little doll's face-crying and laughing for a while

The weather changed a lot last spring.

Mercury column-unstable

Cock shit-hard head and soft back

The face of a woman of yin and yang-changes three times a day

Actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.

Yellow eggplant-variety

The magician's ability will change.

Popsicle sellers enter the teahouse-one is cold and the other is hot.

Barber's burden-cold at one end and hot at the other.

Sharpen Nan Zhu's skull-changed his mind.

Building a toilet next to the osmanthus tree-one smells like incense.

Coptis chinensis dipped in honey-sweet and bitter

Cat's eye-it will change sooner or later

Thermometer-up and down

The lighted steel pot cooled down quickly.

Not long

Cherry in March-it's going to be red soon

Peach blossom in March-thanks.

A thousand miles to build a long shed-a banquet must end.

Snowman in the sun-it won't be long.

Frost on the tiles-it won't be long.

China New Year's Pig-Sooner or later.

Water drops on taro leaves-not for long.

Officials on the stage.-not for long.

The lamp grass lit a torch-it went out in a flash.

Dogs guard the toilet-wait for shit (death)

Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.

Sugar in a teacup-life is not long.

Dew in the sun-not long.

Mosquitoes in autumn-they will be proud for a few days.

Borrowed wife.-no sleepovers.

Fell on the edge of the toilet-not far from shit (death)

irresponsible

December snake-hit it and move it.

A three-foot saw

Lohan playing Guanyin with a big belly-turning a blind eye.

Practice shooting every day-a life of turning a blind eye.

Turtles pull rickshaws-full of energy, but not endurance.

Wang Po sold the mill-there's nothing to push.

Eat less salted fish and dry mouth-more is better than less.

Eat less salted fish and your mouth is thirsty-why mind your own business?

Cowhide drum-no beating, no ringing

Too much debt.-don't worry.

Bird catching policy-turn a blind eye

Play volleyball-by pushing

Close your eyes and eat lice-out of sight is clean.

Bathing in a rice soup basin-muddling along

The duckweed in the pond floats on the water.

The Monkey King is sitting in the golden palace-all hands and feet.

The old monk rings the bell-every day is a day.

Guan Yunchang lost Jingzhou by carelessness.

I ate ecstasy soup-I completely forgot.

The monk rang the bell that day-muddling along.

Throw away the iron bar and carry the lamp grass-only pick the light things to do.

Kitchen edge grinder-give it a push.

Masons paint walls-push with one hand

Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.

Wear cowhide-don't admit to being dirty (stealing)

No hair on your mouth-doing things is not practical

Dig your ears with your fingers.-Not deep.

Leaves fell into the river and drifted with the waves.

Stand on high and watch the battle-stand by and watch.

Ducks cross the river-follow the crowd

Ducks splashed Shui Piao.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

Blacksmith switched to piano-choose light and fear heavy.

See the flowers on horseback-not deep.

Pig Bajie carries a broadsword-slovenly soldier

Hold on to ponytails-delay

Pull the banhu with a wooden stick-one thick and two thick

Monkeys wear leather gloves-all hands and feet.

Clear water-not deep.

Abacus bead-dial it, move it

The blind man plays the flute-touches the pipe.

Push tofu-so rough.

Cowhide basketball-don't play, don't jump

A hundred years of pine trees, ten years of bananas-unintentional.

Falling oil floated on it.

Muddle and smooth the wall-make peace with the old.

It's hard to talk

It's hard to talk when you see your mother ugly.

A three-foot ladder-it can't get on the roof.

Three meals of radish fried rice-no salt (words)

A big girl wants her husband's family-she can't say it.

Eat fried noodles in the strong wind-you can't open your mouth.

A brick under your chin-you can't open your mouth.

This cow has a smelly mouth-it can't be opened.

Two dumb people tied together-it's hard to say]

Two dumb people meet-it's hard to talk.

Swallowed charcoal-lost his tongue.

Eat fried noodles in the wind-don't open your mouth.

Paper on the toilet paper board-don't wipe (open) your mouth

Pick up the handkerchief on the toilet board-wipe (open) your mouth

Put a plaster on your mouth-you can't open your mouth.

Cook dumplings in the teapot-you can't pour them out.

Dumb people are bullied-dare to be angry and dare not speak.

The dumb is wronged-he won't speak until he dies.

Silent call-some words can't be said

Qiu Chan landed-speechless.

Scorpions are like pipa-they can't play (speak).

unclear

Wooden eyes-can't see through.

People who can't read read the notice-they always erase it.

Cocks crow in the middle of the night-I don't know.

Four or two cotton and ten bows-where to play (talk about it)

Salty (including) paste rice soup

Monkey Sun sealed a dagger-I don't know how big this official is.

The first night-the unknown is everywhere.

The dung beetle climbed up the charcoal pile-he couldn't show his black without moving.

Mute gestures, deaf interruptions-I can't say clearly, I can't hear clearly.

Fireflies on summer nights-bright and dark.

Tie Guai Li gourd-I don't know what medicine to sell.

Riding a horse and eating roast chicken-I don't know where this bone has gone.

Buying pigs across the mountain-overestimated.

Buying a cat from another pocket-a disguised transaction

The dustpan of the partition-I don't know how to turn it over.

The blind man touched the elephant and crossed the bridge.

A blind man looks at the skylight-I don't understand.

Cannot be changed.

Chinese fir in June-final draft.

Wood made a boat-it's a foregone conclusion.

The buffalo crossed the alley-it couldn't turn back.

The bug got into the bird's nest-it couldn't turn around.

A crow's wings can't be white.

A hole made of bricks.

The meal is ready-it can't be changed.

Generated dwarfs-can't be tall

The generated eyebrows will grow into moles-stereotypes.

Grandma's shoes.-same.

Dead sheep's eyes-fixed.

Guanyin bodhisattva-eighteen years a year

Granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-the same as before.

The lark calls for three years-a common saying now.

A dog that eats shit-a leopard cannot change his spots

Monk bang bang-the same old story.

Bodhisattva in Chenghuang Temple-Stand for life and sit for life.

Site roof dripping

Eating beans has no teeth-what goes in and what goes out.

Bodhisattva's eyes-unable to move

Monkeys play tricks.-same old story.

No influence

I fell into the well-I couldn't pull my ear out.

Three miles to scold the magistrate of a county-useless.

Three plus two minus five equals zero.

Three years' old accounts-why do you want to turn them out?

Adults are not at home-talk like children.

A ponytail wears tofu-I can't lift it.

Dilute the mud-it won't stick to the wall.

There is a sore on the wood-it doesn't hurt or itch.

Buffalo accompanying exam-greater than strength

Hairy-footed chicken-not allowed on the table.

Recite the eulogy behind the cow's ass-empty talk

Wear tofu in your hair-needless to say.

Kill mosquitoes and feed elephants-it's no use.

Show smart eyebrows to the blind-it's no use.

Play the lute to a cow-it doesn't work.

Larks crow for three years-empty talk.

Eat pumpkins without salt-just a word.

There is only one drumstick-it doesn't work.

Bamboo shoots on Zhushan-the big ones can't be eaten, and the small ones can't be used.

Running grass is a crutch-don't push.

Legless crab-can't walk.

Hide under the bed to avoid tripterygium wilfordii-it's no use.

Song Jiang's military-martial (useless)

Zhang Tianshi was beaten by his mother-the law is useless.

Once the willow blossoms, it will not bear fruit.

Ciba painted on paper-can't be eaten.

Flowers made of paper-no fruit.

Paper benches-you can't sit on them.

Paper men ride stone horses-light but not heavy.

Fried rice-tasteless

Bodhisattva in the temple-don't talk

Bring the Pipa into the Mill-Play the lute to a cow

It's no use filling a well with snow.

The dung stirring stick in the toilet-can't smell it?

Wu Dalang's body-not big enough.

Wu Dalang hit the tiger-didn't generate that punch.

The horse in the picture-it doesn't work at all.

The cake on the painting-can't satisfy the hunger.

Plant peanuts on the bluestone board-it can't take root, let alone bear fruit.

This pole is stuck in the eye of the bridge-it can't be lifted.

Cut the meat with a blunt knife-no bleeding.

Invite people to cry for their parents-pretend to be sad

Put lime on your mouth-in vain.

Whips made of shit and smell are not allowed.

Monks buy combs-it's no use.

Let the cow chase the horse-in vain.

Although there are many rabbits-but they can't drive the shaft.

Dying yawn-white mouth

Baja dogs chase rabbits-they are running, you can't run, they are biting, you can't bite.

Wet wood won't catch fire.

Beat the eggs with your fist-it's no use.

Iron balls make soup-no oil and no salt.

Embroidered pillow-a bag of grass

Fire prevention with fire net in fishing ground (in vain)

Hemp straw as a pole-not that kind of material.

Hemp stalk bridge-can't afford it

Sack cloth is used to make robes-not that kind of material.

Pockmarked flour-just fill this hole.

Deaf people take part in singing competitions-nothing.

Tigers without bite marks won't hurt people.

Next year's gold-not as good as today's copper.

Scratch through underwear.-not enough.

Next year's imperial calendar-sorry.

It's no use for robbers to install bows and arrows after their backs.

The monkey watched a play-in a daze.

Fishing nets are hanging all over the sky-they can't cover the sun.

The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.

Draw a cake on the wall-can't satisfy hunger

Draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.

Blind People Wear Glasses —— An Unnecessary Frame

A bad nose doesn't drink-it's just a name.

Punch the peep show-it's worthless