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What do you mean by "fudge"?
Soil and water are the same. Different regions, different customs, people's behavior is also very strange. For some people, there are one or more sayings such as chatting, telling stories, cutting mountains, telling stories and making up lies. The words used are very regional. When a stranger comes here, he is confused and jokes. Northeasters have an adjective called fudge. Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei's essay Kidnapping is a classic interpretation of the meaning of deception, that is, the meaning of deception.
Fudge is not an old word, I mean it is used in the mouth of the northeast people. In the past, it was arrogant to talk and do things, with no boundaries and no boundaries, which made people irrelevant or had no bottom in their hearts. Because people in Northeast China are real and have never seen much of the world, they all call their doubts about new things vernacular. Anyone familiar with the Northeast knows that people in the Northeast have doubts about what you said, and they immediately proudly reprimanded them: blind fucking vernacular.
The emergence of the word "fudge" has not been specifically studied. Probably after the reform and opening up. Northeasters are good at this. They never stick to old ideas and are willing to follow new things. Suddenly one day, some people say that vernacular Chinese is a fool. People think that fools are better, smoother, deeper and more culturally meaningful than vernacular Chinese, so fools float to the northeast like spring breeze and become the simplest, most capable and most affordable word to judge the quality of personnel in Northeast China.
I know a man named Mickey. He often goes to see a colleague of mine. They seem to have known each other for a long time. At that time, my colleagues were in a bad mood. He has been a clerk for 9 years, and he can do whatever he wants with his ability and experience, but he is stubborn. The leader doesn't like it. Mickey's appearance solved the problem of staff hanging dragons for him. According to colleagues, Mickey has a lot of contacts, so you have to respect him. Colleagues seem to have found a savior, and there is piety in the voice of Mickey on the phone. Mickey also has a pie. He came to the office without looking at us, striding in like nobody's business, openly saying that those people we only saw on TV were short parents, and even he knew who had diarrhea today. I was thirsty and suddenly directed my colleague who was listening with tears to get a glass of water. Gulp, gulp, dry the water, smack your lips, give me a cigarette, and then continue to chat with my colleague 2 yuan Bao.
Mickey basically comes to the office every other day. At noon, his colleagues invited him to a restaurant. He stopped drinking at noon with a wave of his hand. Is there no canteen? I have also experienced life at the grassroots level, so I should enjoy it with the people. A few days later, we all saw Mickey's doorway and told our colleagues not to talk to him again. Colleagues are also very puzzled and hesitate to say it again and again. Maybe everyone is very strange. Colleagues say that we are not good at persuasion, and we just hope that our colleagues will not be fooled.
One day, we saw Mickey talking to the new director in the corridor. He still seems very close. We are all impressed. When we went back to tell our colleagues the news, they almost cried. A few days later, the new director held a meeting and praised his colleagues at the meeting, saying that such people should be used well. A few days later, my colleague really mentioned the section chief, and he generously thanked Mickey. One day, the director came to the office and said to his colleagues, I really didn't know you were the director's nephew if Xiaomi hadn't told me. Please give my regards to the director when you have time.
Look at this. This is a modern version of surprise.
Northeasters like joking, just like others. Perhaps it is a specialty of this black land and an essential habit of the Northeast people. The word fool can be found everywhere. My son reported a good thing to his father. His son spoke in high spirits. After that, he waited for his opinion. His father was dissatisfied and said, don't mess around? Dad will be happy to say, what a fucking fool! The same is true between friends. You invite him to dinner, he will say, fool me! In other words, are you kidding? Really. When I arrived at the restaurant, the inviter proudly said, I'm not kidding you! The invited people laughed and punched each other and said, big idiot! Northeasters are like this. If you are from the northeast, after reading this article, you will pout, bow your head and say with a smile in your heart: What a fool.
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