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When I woke up from a deep sleep, I did not open my eyes immediately. Instead, I instinctively raised my hand to feel the softness of the velvet wrapped on the inside of the coffin lid. Such a familiar feel gives me a sense of satisfaction every time I just wake up.

The coffin bed I am sleeping on was specially ordered by my brother Andy for my 300th birthday the year before last. It was also a gift to celebrate my promotion to Viscount.

Although I was very proud of my improvement at that time, my brother stared at me coldly, the light in his dark blue eyes was sharp and sarcastic: "It took a pureblood like you 300 years to become stronger." Being promoted to Viscount is simply a shame for the Toledo family.”

As a pure-blooded nobleman, I was born with the power of a baron, but it took me three hundred years to be promoted from a baron to a viscount. Although these three hundred years are insignificant compared to the seemingly endless life of a vampire, this is the least successful pure blood of the vampire clan since the history of the vampire clan. So since it was reported that Princess Cecilia of the Toledo family was promoted to Viscount, it became the best joke of the year in the entire Purgatory, and it has been passed down for the next two years.

I shrugged indifferently. Every demon in Purgatory knows that in addition to the stupidity of the sister, the Toledo family also has the poisonous tongue of the brother. That mouth sprays venom around the clock, and everyone within his radius... …