Dragon Boat Festival Jokes

1. One day the teacher asked: Who is your favorite poet?

2. Dear friends and classmates, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. Due to the long-standing disputes between meat rice dumplings and date rice dumplings, sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings, if you don’t know my preferences accurately, I will give you rice dumplings. I can't express your feelings better, so this year's Dragon Boat Festival will not accept rice dumplings, only cash, only cash, once again, only cash!

3. Everyone was watching the dragon boat race, and Shaomai was squeezed into the water. Zongzi took off his clothes without thinking and jumped in to save him. As a result, he sank straight down. Both were rescued by Tangyuan. The glutinous rice balls scolded Zongzi, your head is soaked in lime water, you will die when you see someone wearing a skirt.

4. Solemn notice: Anyone who opens a shop in my circle of friends sells cars, watches, sleep medicine, pants and bras, cosmetics and magic soap, clothes, shoes and hats, and bags. There are those selling bags, facial masks, daily necessities, plane tickets and mobile phone numbers, and there are also those selling cuteness and sweet photos.

5. A pair of office lovers drove out for an outing. When the car reached a secluded place, the two hugged and kissed wildly. Suddenly, a highway patrol officer knocked on the window and asked the man: "Is this car yours?" Male answer: From the work unit. Ask again: Is she your wife? Male answer: It’s also from the work unit. After hearing this, the patrol officer said to himself: Damn it, what kind of unit has such good welfare? Our unit only gives out rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival

6. Yesterday, Motorola distributed rice dumplings to every foreign employee. Today, a foreigner said very gratefully: The snacks you handed out are delicious, thank you. The lettuce on the outside was a little tough. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7. When I'm not around, you must cover yourself with quilts when you sleep. Don't kick the quilt naughtily to avoid catching a cold. Remember to eat on time. Don't eat too many cold drinks and ice cream when the weather is so hot. I think I think it was the same day or place when we met. Only I would love you so much. Since I love you so much, then you are willing to send me a 5 or 5 yuan red envelope and let me buy a rice dumpling and let me try it. The taste of Dragon Boat Festival?

8. I am in urgent need of money, so I want to transfer a bottle of Sprite. I bought it on the 1st of last month and I just drank it. There is still a lot of gas in it. I usually don’t want to drink it. I keep it in the refrigerator and it is 90% new. , one fake will be punished ten, it is really delicious, a small sip will make your heart cool, and your heart will be soaring! Let’s talk privately about the price. If you can’t afford it, don’t say anything. Payment methods include WeChat transfer, Alipay, and the four major banks. When everyone is in urgent need of money, don't laugh at anyone. I bought my Sprite from a regular supermarket. If you don't have the ability, don't bother me. Anyone who is interested can chat privately. If you smile, I mean it. I wish everyone a healthy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

9. There are too many injustices in this world. Take the simplest example. Among all poets, I like Qu Yuan the most. Why? After other poets died, it was not like this. Poetry is that kind of poetry, and Qu Yuan is better. He left us three days off after his death, haha

10. Beggar A said to Beggar B: I have suffered greatly during the Dragon Boat Festival. Beggar B said: Are you full to hold on? Beggar A shook his head and said: My nose is so sore. Beggar B said: Why are you so sour? Don't you want to be a beggar? Beggar A said: I dived into the river to eat more rice dumplings, and drowned as soon as someone passed by the river. I didn't eat a single rice dumpling for a whole day. Beggar B smiled and said: Bookworm, you were deceived by the story of Qu Yuan throwing himself into the river.

11. Just after the Dragon Boat Festival last week, a best friend called me and said that I forgot to send you some delicious food!

12. My nephew pushed me awake and asked: Uncle, help me make a sentence using the Dragon Boat Festival

13. During the Dragon Boat Festival, a certain company distributed rice dumplings to its employees.

14. I was looking for clothes to wear to get ready for work in the morning. I put on a skirt that I hadn’t worn for a long time and looked in the mirror and said to myself: Oh my! It's like making rice dumplings. My husband, who was washing his face at the side, said: That’s a problem with the stuffing, not the leaves of the bun!

15. The Dragon Boat Cup football match is about to begin, and Steamed Bun and Baozi are watching the game.