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Just a few short words have awakened many people.
Second, strive to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills.
Third, don't bother when you are tired.
Fourth, if there are more bad words, it will become prejudice!
Don't be jealous of comparison, whether in work, life or marriage. Without comparison, there will be no harm. Life is very long, and there will be fatigue, irritability and disappointment. Please still love life after seeing the truth.
Smiling has become my habit, because it can make me temporarily forget the sorrow.
Seven, if you think too much, it will be more effective not to do it, but if you don't want to do it, it will be ineffective.
Eight, after the pain, there will be no pain, and there is only a indifferent heart.
9. The rain falls because the sky can't bear its weight, and tear drops is because the heart can't bear the pain any more. ..
Ten, the pattern is supported by ambition, the career is inspired by dreams, success is tempered by hardships, life is forged by experience, and the big pattern has a big mind, so that the atmosphere can make a difference and be frank and calm. Please always believe that nothing is impossible in this world. As long as you are diligent and persistent, you will succeed. Because heaven rewards hard work, love will win! Life is great because of dreams.
Eleven, we have deceived all people, but we can't deceive our own hearts.
Twelve, this life must be cherished, spring blossoms, and feelings are gone forever. Love songs can be sung to the old age, but the desire to hold hands can be brushed away instantly. Don't miss the back of spring in this life. Looking back, the most beautiful face is your date with me. You laugh in the bushes, and I am a smiling flower picker. I came to your side to surprise you.
Thirteen, it is precisely because of shortcomings that talents become cute!
Fourteen, a few short words have awakened many people.
Fifteen, pay may not have the result. Too much persistence may lead to more losses.
Sixteen, I am only occasionally tired, crying, unreasonable, irritable and unfamiliar with anything.
17. Everyone is an energy field, just like the earth is a huge magnetic field. It is elusive but real, and it will release positive energy particles regardless of time and space. These particles attract or repel each other, forming a positive airflow that warms you and me. Good morning! * * * Encourage
18. If a person affects your mood, your focus should be on controlling your mood, not the person who affects your mood. Only in this way can we be truly confident.
Nineteen, tired, not tired.
Twenty, it's over, dragging my tired body on the deserted street.
Twenty-one, no matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only brilliant for a moment.
Twenty-two, seeing others is not pleasing to the eye is not enough cultivation. At the moment when people are angry, their IQ is zero, and they return to normal after one minute. The key to elegance is to control one's emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior.
Forgive me for holding flowers and dressing up just to miss you.
24. Life lies not in the length of life, but in the morning and evening of epiphany. Life is not used to correct others' right and wrong, but to practice one's wonderful life.
Twenty-five, just a few words, but awakened many people.
When I plunged into the dusty pile of books, my joy was beyond words.
Although you have no talent, you are diligent!
Twenty-eight, tired, just want to have a good sleep.
Twenty-nine, the past can not be forgotten, but must be put down.
Thirty, the journey of love is not a battlefield, don't let both sides be black and blue.
I hope someone can see your black and white, and I hope someone can understand your beauty.
32. Smile at life despite all the difficulties!
I love you as firmly as you don't love me.
Thirty-four, beautiful flowers, beautiful people, beautiful health, health is the living room of the soul, the sick body is the prison of the body, with health, there is everything!
Love your parents, because they gave you life, and they are also the most selfless people who love you.
36. Have you ever felt sorry for the tears that haven't fallen from the corner of your eyes?
Thirty-seven, just a few words, but awakened many people.
I can't fly to your heaven without wings.
Thirty-nine, the persistence of the past, in your eyes is just the so-called unworthiness.
Forty, grasping the present in prosperity is an effort, and living in the present in adversity is a realm. Stubborn, easy to walk into a dead end, causing psychological pressure and increasing physical and mental burden. Changing an idea is easy to make people have a bright future. Changing an angle will leave room for thinking. Changing thinking will save people from adversity, and changing mentality will change people's minds. Our destiny is in our own hands! Good night~
Forty-one, the sun rises as usual, and life has to go on!
Tell me about 20 13. Many people don't like it, but they can't hold grudges.
First, we were fairy tales, and now we are jokes.
Second, I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me very much. It's all a lie.
Third, in the same way, when comforting others, I always feel that what I say is very reasonable, but when comforting myself, I can always find reasons to refute it.
Fourth, it is very painful and difficult to bring someone from the bottom of my heart.
Many people don't like it, but they can't hold grudges.
Sixth,? Girl,? ≯ Laugh? .
Seven, the gap between one person separates our distance.
Eight, can you not be brave, when love is too tired and dreams are too chaotic, there is no answer.
Nine, what kind of me you won't give up, what kind of me will make you think you like me.
Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.
XI。 Thanks for the injuries I have experienced along the way, and let me grow up.
Twelve, I wanted to turn over this mid-term exam, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot again.
Thirteen, obviously care about it, but heartlessly say it doesn't matter.
Fourteen, sometimes I feel really annoyed, but I have to smile.
I say I love you, you say you love me and him, he says you love him, he says you love him, and you say I believe in myself?
Sixteen, my love for you has never stopped, but I no longer let others know.
17. Wukong swears: Tang Yan, you are a dead pervert, and even the ringtone is set as a spell!
18. I won't forget what I have experienced, but I can't remember it at the moment.
I'm really a playboy. I just finished my winter vacation and am thinking about my summer vacation.
Twenty, even the best memories are just the sadness of fireworks, which can't fill the black ridicule of fate.
It's easy to give up, but in the end you will get nothing. It is difficult to persist, but in the end there will be gains.
22, failure is success, his stepmother, watching the children always fail, not helping him!
I like who is my choice, and I hate who is my decision.
I will never try my best to love someone again. Even you.
Twenty-five, some stories don't have to be told to everyone, and some sorrows don't have to be understood by everyone.
26. Softness is an essential sharp knife that pierces your fatal heart.
Twenty-seven, when you think that the person you like also likes you, you usually think too much.
Can make many people full of praise.
First, the years that have passed away have passed like running water, and those that have passed away are gone forever.
2. Life is like an echo. Pay is rewarded, sow is rewarded, and pay is rewarded.
Third, everyone lacks something, and we will be unhappy in an instant.
Fourth, maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.
People who can control your emotions must be your favorite.
6. Winners say: I respect losers, because they set the road sign to truth with sacrifice. The loser said: I thank the winners, who proved the value of my tears with perseverance.
Seven, when you stop, it is not easy to forget that others are still running behind. When you let go, it is not easy to forget that others are in front of you, only one step away.
Eight, there is a kind of loss, can not be said, can only rely on feelings; There is a kind of sadness that can't be said and can only be relied on; There is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; There is a kind of heartache called wordless sex.
Think about who was right and who was wrong at the beginning, but now things have changed.
Ten, how many tears do feelings need to be watered to grow into a strong forest.
Eleven, you accompany me at one end of time, to the other end. In the end, God is you, but my heart is old.
Twelve, everything about you is wrong, so wrong, even your breathing is wrong.
Thirteen, a person has a good life, why go in love.
Fourteen, remember a person with the moment of life, but abandon the obsession at a certain moment.
Fifteen, one thing, even if it is beautiful, once there is no result, don't entangle, it will be tired after a long time; One thing, even if you remember it again and can't grasp it, you should put it down at the right time, which will break your heart for a long time.
Sixteen, love does not pay attention to fairness, fairness is not love.
We can't change the details of this society, but we can be ourselves. I think it's good to know what you want at all times, and life doesn't need imitation.
18. The feelings we think we can't get rid of are empty in the eyes of others.
Nineteen, the original feelings never left, but I remember you forgot.
Twenty, fold the memories into a boat, and repeatedly find no shore in the water.
Twenty-one, whether before or now, this moment of happiness is good. I can rewrite the spring and autumn by reversing the hourglass.
Twenty-two, to understand the sadness of regret, there is no need to make good memories incomplete, as long as you face what happened bravely, it is to make up. The road of life is bumpy, as long as you walk steadily all your life.
Twenty-three, don't look back, why not forget. Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names.
Twenty-four, we are always obsessed with the love that is far away. We still think about the people who are far away and hurt the people who are close.
Twenty-five, when the gorgeous gradually exits, the noise gradually fades away, and the years will be as calm as autumn water, clear and dust-free. The sky is high and the clouds are light, the earth is beautiful and quiet, the clouds are rolling and the clouds are comfortable, and everything is natural in and I wonder how many blossoms were broken.
Twenty-six, there is no distance between points in the world, only the distance between hearts.
Let many people like it.
Articles that many people like 1. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.
When you hear someone say, "I can't forget you!" " In fact, he is saying, "I don't want to forget you!" " "If he doesn't care about you, turn round and forget you.
One day, your hand will hold another person's hand, and it is no longer you standing beside me.
If love is a flower, then you are the only seed.
People who miss the past are always vulnerable and like to spend the rest of their lives waiting for a sentence, "OK." .
After you leave, I don't want you to forget one thing and miss me.
7. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.
8. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your faults, and we will always be in never say goodbye.
9. The bits and pieces of memories once represented fragments of our story.
10. I am used to being alone because there is no one to accompany me.
1 1. As long as the ending is with you, the process will make me feel any pain.
12. The paper is full of your name, but there is no room for the second person in my heart.
13. If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world.
14. Sometimes silence is not unhappy, just trying to clear my mind.
15. Remember my kindness, or just remember me.
A lyric article praised by many people 1. How beautiful your lies are, enough to completely crush my life.
I heard that you abandoned your elegance for her, drank water instead of tea, and then you went insane.
Wind is still wind, rain is still rain, but you are not under my umbrella.
I have no story to tell. I only bring my favorite spirits. If you are willing to accompany me, sit down and raise your cup. I will naturally have plenty of time to spend with you.
There is someone who makes you crazy, but now you are desperate to forget.
I pretend that everything doesn't matter, although I'm exhausted.
7. There will always be a tear that will make us grow up in an instant.
8. Life doesn't care what you get, only what you do.
9. Happiness is a stop between too little and too little in Dachuan.
10. It's not time to give up, as long as you are not reconciled.
1 1. In life, even boring time is limited edition.
12. It doesn't matter where we can go, but we should be together.
13. Happiness came so suddenly that I forgot how to grasp it.
14. I can't help forgetting in beauty and remembering in sadness.
15. Except me, everyone is not suitable to live with you forever.
A classic article praised by many people 1. See the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.
2. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest.
3. Iraqis are far away and homesick. They have left each other several times and can't bear to expect their return. Ten years of lovesickness and a hundred years of crossing, a hundred years of lovesickness can't bear to care.
4. Read only, the moment we meet, travel through time and space for you. Stop complaining, this stubborn look, in a flash, things have changed.
Whoever lives up to his insistence will hold his bald head.
6. It takes only a moment to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough.
7. If youth is short, who would want to have a long time to come?
8. You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
9. You are the only person in the world who can ask me for it. I have no complaints and follow your wishes.
10. In these years, no one accompanied her to sing, no one accompanied her to drink, and finally, no one accompanied her to grow old.
1 1. Even if the donkey eats the best grass, it will not become a handsome horse. Perseverance, perseverance and practice, no matter how hard you work, you will not become a Buddha.
12. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool. It is not true wisdom to say that you can't do it.
13. Once, just once, we faced it and were crazy. Leaving a place of laughter, we all went to loneliness.
14. Although what I have will be lost, the friendship I have won will leave, and the feelings I want to pursue are still so far away, I know that I know everything around me and I will cherish it. Life is not perfect, people are trying to change. The road you choose, even if you are in tears.
15. Sleep is my only relief. Sleep, not sad, not angry, not lonely, not feeling anything. ...
16. I will take everything you say seriously, not that I am naive, but that I am really, really serious about you!
17. I am the place where you wandered.
18. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. It turns out that you just want to hear the familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.
19. Love is very humble, very humble, if the other person doesn't love you.
20. When a person has been thinking, he is not thinking, but chewing the bitterness of sadness.
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