How many rich people are there in China?

I am a rich man, a real rich man, so you should envy and hate me. Of course, rich people are bored most of the time. One day, I asked my wife bored, how much does a rich man like me need a day?

My wife sat in front of the dresser and stroked her eyebrows. When she heard my words, she put down her eyebrow pencil and said, what do you mean, do you think I spend too much money?

I said, damn it, I'll lack your money. Last night, I had a dream that a beggar asked me how much it would cost to buy a life like mine.

My wife is very happy. She threw me a calculator and said, do it yourself, slowly and clearly. Say that finish, leave me, carrying a handbag and go out to play mahjong. I paused, pressed the calculator, turned it on-

My villa is in the suburbs, not far from a pig farm, and the total expenditure is 4 13.6 square meters, 7.8 million, plus the interest of bank mortgage, the total expenditure is 10.4 million. When the developer delivered it to me, there was still a service life of 65 years, which was converted into160,000 per year and 438 yuan per day. This is a typical rough house, cement floor, cement lightweight brick wall and a garden like a mud pond, which cost me 210.5 million to decorate. The whole house imported luxury furniture and household appliances, and the house was resplendent, which made the old towns and villages from afar afraid to enter the door several times. I planted some trees, some flowers and plants in the garden and dug a small pond to raise crucian carp. I have loved to eat crucian carp since I was a child. According to the service life 10 year, the decoration area is converted into 2 15000 yuan per year, 589 yuan per day. Water, electricity and property management fees add up to 5,200 yuan a month, one day 173 yuan. Such housing needs 1200 yuan every day.

Having said that, I would like to interject that I am not a rich man who spends a lot of money on movies, nor am I the richest man on Forbes list. I'm just a rich man in reality, a few more money than ordinary people. According to Ma Lao's Das Kapital, I should be the eldest brother of the proletariat, the eldest brother of the middle class and the younger brother of the bourgeoisie.

I come from the bottom of the countryside and pay attention to thrift and housekeeping. My nanny has a bad habit of flushing the toilet every time she goes to the toilet. I scolded her, water is precious, you have a separate bathroom, what to flush, once a day is enough, don't "come in a hurry, leave in a hurry" every time, pretend to be a leader.

I burn two packs of Marlboros every day, one pack of double happiness, half a pack of soft Chinese, and one day in 62 yuan. Marlboro smokes by itself. I have to take this one. It's strong and has less phlegm. It was a man who smoked. There is a custom in this place of Guangdong that the rich and the poor are not judged by cigarettes. Double happiness at 8 yuan a pack is so popular that I can't afford it. After all, the time to be close to the people accounts for the majority every day. When I come to the leaders to handle affairs or meet fellow villagers on the way, I hand them soft China. Will this be a mess? No, Marlboro is in the left trouser pocket, Double Happiness is in the right trouser pocket, and Soft Chinese is in the coat pocket. I have kept this good habit for many years.

As for clothes, I only buy famous brands. This account is calculated like this. For example, a pair of Nike sneakers, 800 yuan, will be eliminated after half a year, so the daily expenses will be 4.4 yuan. In this way, I put on airs every day and need 68 yuan. At this point, I thought of coke. Someone laughed that the gold necklace around my neck was too thick, like a dog. Hearing this, my heart was filled with joy. At least everyone thinks I'm like a dog, and most people are worse than dogs.

My car is a Mercedes-Benz S350, the package price is 654.38+0.53 million, and the license plate number with a mantissa of 888 is 654.38+0.63 million, which is 654.38+0.63 million. According to the market situation, you will get 90,000 fall in price for each year of use, which is equivalent to 247 yuan of rental fee per day. Refueling, maintenance, insurance, road and bridge crossing and other expenses are about 1.7 million yuan a year, and 466 yuan a day.

Clothing line, 78 1 yuan per day.

Market economy, commodity society. Raising children is for one's own future, and supporting parents is to pay off debts and support one's own debts. This is the same as a credit card. The left hand overdraws in advance and the right hand pays back afterwards. I have calculated for a long time that it costs 80,000 yuan a year to raise two children and 6,000 yuan a year for parents who live far away in the countryside.

For past lives and afterlife, I spend 236 yuan every day.

Now, it's time to talk about my wife. My current wife met in a nightclub. Don't get me wrong, she's not a prostitute. I am a rich man. How can I do that? Now the rich are watching the stars, and the poor are whoring in the street. As a rich man standing in the middle, I only like knowledge. She is younger than me 18 years old. She is very knowledgeable. After graduate school, she worked as a public relations manager in a nightclub. She is pure and lovely, and I took aim at her at a glance. The power of knowledge is infinite. I am full of infinite power. I chased her for two years and spent 800 thousand. Finally, she and I walked into the marriage hall hand in hand. The romance of love needs money to support it-this is the feeling she wrote in her diary.

By the way, there is another account that must be collected from her, that is, divorcing my ex-wife and costing me 20,800 yuan. 20,000 yuan is the youth loss fee, and 800 yuan is the lawyer's witness fee.

According to a normal person's 50-year marriage, the annual cost of using her is 164 16 yuan, and the monthly pocket money is 10000 yuan. Taken together, her daily wholesale price is 378 yuan.

After three years of marriage, I regretted it. Because it's not cost-effective to use it only a few times a month. Women, as long as they are married, are fairies, and they will drop their prices, spit and lose meat like the property market, making men very tired. Men, according to Jackie Chan, are prone to make mistakes that men should make. I packed one outside last year, so I won't tell you the details. Anyway, about 8000 a month, 267 a day.

I will play golf on time once a month, sing karaoke in nightclubs twice, go for sauna massage three times, sweep goods in Hong Kong and Macao once a quarter and listen to Italian opera once a year ... These 7788 entertainment and leisure expenses will cost 1.5 million yuan a year, with an average of 4 1 1 yuan.

There is also a fee, which is the reputation fee. I live in a villa and drive a Mercedes. On the ground of my hometown, I am a fat man who doesn't need to punch my face. I always keep my word, donate some money to do some charity and leave a good reputation. Last year, for example, the village cadres were invited for dinner and entertainment twice, and the amount was 16500 yuan, the village donated 1888 yuan to build roads, 2888 yuan to rebuild primary schools, 38888 yuan to repair temples and 463 yuan to open Buddha's eyes.

Why do you donate so little to build roads and primary schools? There is a simple reason. No matter how well the roads and primary schools are built, it has nothing to do with me. Anyway, I can't go back to my hometown several times a year, and my children can't go to school there. I am not stupid. It is reasonable to donate more money to build temples. I am a rich man today, because of the blessing of God and Buddha. You have to thank Buddha. As for the money donated by the bodhisattva, I still feel a little distressed when I think about it, and I can't bear to part with it like cutting meat. It's all because of that fat Wu Man. Fat Wu Man rented several construction sites outside. For a few dollars, he didn't take me seriously, and there were rumors everywhere that I lived in a villa and paid my mortgage. This is an empty shelf. I suspect that he has never even seen a villa, and he has the cheek to say that I have a mortgage, which is ridiculous!

On the day when the Bodhisattva opened its light, it was a huge activity, and it was necessary to go to the surrounding Shili Eight Villages for a parade. Who takes the lead in carrying the Bodhisattva first is decided by bidding. After several rounds, fatty and I had a hard time. When he bid 58,888 yuan, the whole ancestral hall cheered, but then it was silent. Everyone is staring at me. I smiled and stamped my feet in my heart, offering a sky-high price that made everyone stunned. I said, I will add 50,000 yuan to everyone, including Fat Wu. Fat Wu's eyelids drooped, the cat rubbed against me, handed me a cigarette with both hands and said respectfully, Big Brother!

I said, let alone an increase of 50,000 yuan, it means an increase of 1 10,000 yuan. I must write down that bid today. What do people live for? One breath, a picture of someone else burning incense.

At this point, it is over.

To sum up, the dream beggar needs 1200 (living expenses) +400 (daily living expenses) +20 (nanny salary) +62 (cigarettes) +78 1 (clothing line) +236 (paying for life and death) +378 (clothing line).