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The woman made a fuss about Haidilao, "I want a drink of water." What low-quality customers have you seen?
For such people, I have three words: Go to hell!
After eating a meal, she ate herself out of the Queen Mother!
If you can, add another slap.
I can only be happy for her that she met a good-tempered waiter. If she is a little bit like her, "I am in a bad mood today", then go to the kitchen to get a basin of hot food. water, or just pick up the hot pot basin and make her pour it on her face. She would just shut up when she lifted the basin with her hands.
The service industry is really not easy, and there are many similar things that make things difficult for waiters. I have encountered the following types:
1. Hand-impaired type: Well, my hands are disabled and I can’t pick up things. For example, paper towels are on the next table, and you can reach them with your hands. But if you don't go to get them, even if there are many customers in the store and the waiters are overwhelmed, she still shouts: Waiter! Get me a tissue!
2. Crippled foot type: Well, my leg is crippled and I can’t walk. For example, if she was missing a spoon, the waiter told her that it was in the disinfection cabinet over there, so she could go and get it herself. I just won’t go and have to ask the waiter to pick it up. The waiter didn't take it, so he yelled, "Why is your service so bad?"
3. Mysophobia type: I once met a customer who had the store's sterilizing chopsticks on the table. She didn't use them, so she insisted. Use disposable ones. The waiter said that we don’t have disposable chopsticks in the store now. These chopsticks are sterilized and very clean. But she didn't listen and insisted on disposable chopsticks. She also said that if you don't have them in the store, go buy them now! Later, the boss came out and told her that all our stores have these sterilized chopsticks. If you want to use disposable chopsticks, go to another store. The guest left angrily after hearing this. I think the boss is very energetic.
4. Brain-dead type: If you bring children, you ask for a children's playground, and even ask the waiter to help take care of the children.
5. The under-extracted type: treat yourself as a master, emperor, or empress dowager, and do whatever you want. In addition to serving her tea and water, it must be hot and cold appropriately, and the speed must meet their inner expectations. . etc.
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