Funny jokes about college entrance examination

The funny jokes about the college entrance examination are as follows:

1. After failing the college entrance examination, I thought about it and got a fake college diploma. After learning about it, my dad criticized me: "You can't take shortcuts in life. You have to get a fake admission notice first."

2. You still have to do well in the college entrance examination, because this may be the only thing you can get in your life. Gotta come up with something to show off.

3. If I had done well in the college entrance examination, maybe I could have become a decent civil servant or a doctor or a lawyer, instead of becoming an uneducated real estate boss like I am now.

4. I found a book that is twice as powerful as "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation": "Ten Years of College Entrance Examination and Six Years of Simulation".

5. I heard that boys get extra points when they cook, so I cooked fish-flavored shredded pork, Maoxuewang, boiled dry shredded pork, salted goose, Dongpo pork and other delicacies in the college entrance examination room.

6. During the college entrance examination, the examination room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. I was so scared that I didn’t dare to darn my roommate’s socks.