Humorous father writes 5 words of composition.

Lead: The following is a humorous composition written by my father. You are welcome to read and refer to it. Let's also write about your father and talk about him. Chapter one: humorous dad's composition

My dad is very humorous. In a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, a certain minute and a certain second, my father called himself? The second Zhou Libo? .

My dad's body, in a word, is 1.8 meters tall, with black heads and sharp ears. He can even hear Fiona Fang's voice of 1 meters.

my father is right with me? There is love in strictness and strictness in love? Dear man, once, I saw a lovely puppy on my way home. After I came back, I told my dad, but my dad didn't want to, so he scolded me. I was very wronged and cried in bed. A few minutes later, my father called me and said earnestly, Ni Liang, it's not that I don't want to buy it for you, but that you can't even manage yourself well and want to feed the puppy? He paused and then said:? Do you remember the little turtle your mother bought you last time? The first day you bought it, you gave it some meat. After that, you never cared about it, and it died like this. ?

hearing this, I burst into tears. Since then, I have never asked for anything.

Although my father is strict, he is full of humor. For example, once my dad and I went to play basketball and hit? Half, I was just about to throw, grab a basketball, grab a basketball, and get a penalty for one fake. Come and grab it! ? Listening to this, I almost peed my pants with laughter. I accidentally threw it askew, which made my dad pick it up red-handed, only to see him squat hard. Suddenly, I just listened? Psst? 1, my dad was wondering, it turned out that I ran too fast, my feet were too wide and my pants were torn in order to grab the ball. My dad couldn't clear his throat and said: Alas, my pants-torn master, go home. ? At this point I had to go home in distress situation.

Look, my dad is humorous. Welcome to make friends with him. Chapter 2: Humorous Father's Composition < P > My father is very humorous. In a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, a certain minute and a certain second, my father called himself? The second Zhou Libo? .

My dad's body, in a word, is 1.8 meters tall, with black heads and sharp ears. He can even hear Fiona Fang's voice of 1 meters.

my father is right with me? There is love in strictness and strictness in love? Dear man, once, I saw a lovely puppy on my way home. After I came back, I told my dad, but my dad didn't want to, so he scolded me. I was very wronged and cried in bed. A few minutes later, my father called me and said earnestly, Ni Liang, it's not that I don't want to buy it for you, but that you can't even manage yourself well and want to feed the puppy? He paused and then said:? Do you remember the little turtle your mother bought you last time? The first day you bought it, you gave it some meat. After that, you never cared about it, and it died like this. ?

hearing this, I burst into tears. Since then, I have never asked for anything.

although my father is very strict, his sense of humor is still full. For example, once my dad and I went to play basketball and hit? Half, I was just about to throw, grab a basketball, grab a basketball, and get a penalty for one fake. Come and grab it! ? Listening to this, I almost peed my pants with laughter. I accidentally threw it askew, which made my dad pick it up red-handed, only to see him squat hard. Suddenly, I just listened? Psst? 1, my dad was wondering, it turned out that I ran too fast, my feet were too wide and my pants were torn in order to grab the ball. My dad couldn't clear his throat and said: Alas, my pants-torn master, go home. ? At this point I had to go home in distress situation.

Look, my dad is humorous. Anyone who wants to make friends with him, please call 1234567! ? The second week Libo? Waiting to make friends with you. Chapter 3: Humorous Dad's Composition < P > Do you know why I am proud of it? Yes, I am proud that I have a humorous and interesting father. Let me put on a few scenes for you!

scenario 1: singing.

I remember once my father and I were going out to play, so we were both very happy. Before going out, my father sang a song: Go, Go, Go, Oh, Leioh, Leioh! I giggled, because it was so funny, if you had been there, you would have felt the same way! Look, my dad can't sing a tune!

scenario 2: write a note.

this just happened (note: don't laugh your head off). Because my father and I just came back from the shopping mall at the railway station, our hands were dirty. As soon as we got home, my father said to me: Wash your hands. ? I had to obey. But I didn't use soap when I wanted to write a composition. Dad didn't say anything when he saw this. After a while, Dad handed me a piece of paper that read: I sentence you to hang on behalf of the people of China, and execute it immediately. There is a painted chapter below that says: the official seal of the Revolutionary Committee. I'm sure you're almost laughing now!

scenario 3: shooting.

The other night, my father and I were shooting at each other. I took a bigger gun: AK--47, and my father took a smaller gun: Browning 657. I hit the target on the balcony twice in a row, and my father was so angry that he said that I really could. I was so proud that my father went to bed. I think dad must be discriminating against me.

Look, my father is very humorous!

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