Please give me some jokes. Thank you.

Husband: Ah ~ ~ Wife: Huh? Does it hurt? Husband: Nonsense, try biting yourself, can it not hurt? Wife: Husband, people say it hurts deeply. I just want to prove how much you love me! Husband: ... then let me take a bite and prove it to you, wife! Wife: (Poor) Your hand hurts, I feel distressed, and my heart hurts. Do you have the heart to make me worse? Husband: ... Husband: You're looking for another cigarette, bitch! Wife: Honey, I was wrong. This is my fault. Please slap me! However, the force is mutual, and it doesn't matter if you slap me. I'm afraid your hand hurts, too. Husband: How can I be willing to hit you? Wife: My husband is a boy, and he must keep his word, but I don't want his hand to hurt. Why not slap yourself, so that the strength can be more accurate and it doesn't hurt! Husband: Wife: Husband, I met my brother today. He is curious about you! Husband: Really? what did you say ? Wife: He asked me if my brother-in-law and I had studied Beijing dialect! Husband: Hehe, what did you say? Wife: I said I learned, grandson, fuck you! Husband: ... Husband: Wife, what's wrong with you? Wife: I'm thinking! Husband: ... What are you thinking? Wife: Honey, since I followed you, it seems that all my relatives have been crossed by you, right? Husband: ... this is my pet phrase, just like us Beijingers! Wife: But what depresses me is, why can they all arouse your desire, but they never talk to me? Husband: * You want to, then come on! Wife: I knew it. You just want to sleep with me, you big slut. I despise you! Husband: ... Wife: Husband, the gg in front is so handsome. Can I hit on him? Husband: Whatever. I'm going to pick up mm tomorrow. I heard that there are several beautiful wives downstairs in our company: husband, you have to swear that you only love me and don't look at other mm. Husband: Why can you pick up gg and I can't look at MM? Wife: You are as knowledgeable as I am. Can't you let me go? I knew you didn't love me! Husband: OK, OK, I swear, I will never look at other mm wives again: Well, I can go to gg with confidence now! Husband: Wife: Look, you are wrong this time! Husband: OK, OK, I was wrong! Wife: You are what I say. You have no personality at all. Are you a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband: Why is it my fault? Wife: You just quarrel with me on purpose. What if you admit your mistake? Are you still a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband: ... wife: You dare not admit such a small mistake. Do you think it's over without talking? Are you still a man? Wife: Look, are you wrong this time? Husband: Wife, I love you so much! Wife: Well, honey, I love you too, but you still have to answer me. Is this your fault? Husband:% # #%-# # Wife: Husband, I think your taste is much better than mine! Husband: Hey hey, why do you say that? Wife: You see, you have better taste than me, so you have a crush on me. I have no taste, so I have a crush on you! Husband: ... wife: come and play with grandpa, little girl. Husband: Your skin itches again, doesn't it? Wife: Hey, it's fine, uncle. I just like a girl who looks like a man like you! Husband: ... Husband: Wife, I'm home. Wife: Hey, guest, there you are. Which girl do you like? Husband: Are you sick again? Wife: Don't worry, the girls here are absolutely hot! Husband: I have a crush on you, madam! Wife: Well, handmaiden is a busker, not a prostitute. Husband: Performing arts will do! Wife: Handmaiden's heirloom says painless castration. Would you like to try it, my guest? Husband: ... Husband: I'm really angry this time! Wife: I have already apologized. Honey, don't be angry! Husband: I don't want you to apologize. I just want to hear you say you love me, but you just don't love me! Wife: I love my husband as the sun rises in the east. It is natural for human beings to breathe air. Have you ever seen someone shout when they see the sun every day, wow, the sun is up! Who cries when breathing every day? Wow, I breathe air! So, I love my husband, and I don't need to yell at you every day. Wow, I love you so much! Husband: ... wife, I fucking love you! Wife: Husband, Xiao Nuo just asked me, do you listen to me or do I listen to your husband: What's your answer? Wife: I said I would listen to you. Husband: Well, that's my good wife. Give me a kiss! Wife: Can I not listen to you? If I don't listen to you, you have to fuck my uncle. My uncle is too old to suffer for me every day! Husband:! .................................................................................................................................................................................., what are you stupid for? Wife: Alas! I'm a little worried about my husband: What's wrong with you? Wife: People say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, so if you look into my eyes, can't you see what I'm saying? Look at each other 1 minute later ... Husband: Wife, I was wrong. I really don't understand what you are trying to say. Wife: (shy) Husband, in fact, people just want you to stand on a stool in sexy transparent pants with cartoon patterns and dance like an elephant! Husband: *-*%-%-# Wife: Hum, I've made up my mind, and I won't forgive you this time! Husband: I *, what's wrong with me? Wife: I haven't figured it out yet, so I'll forgive you! Husband: ...% RMB #? #……%%￥......-%￥￥