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2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.
One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.
4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.
5. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So there is no discussion."
6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.
7. You don't have a woman named Wang Sicong's husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?
8. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.
9. No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.
10, reborn as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me.
1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
12, I learned in math class. As soon as my eyes are closed and opened, the blackboard is full.
13, I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.
14, eat a little properly to lose weight.
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