The meaning and origin of immortality

If you don't die, you won't die. You're looking for trouble. This is an online buzzword. If you don't die, you won't die. Why just don't understand! It means looking for trouble, and the result is very unlucky. At present, it is widely popular in major communities, forums and Weibo, and some variety shows will deliberately use it to increase the punchline.

You can't die unless you die.

Mobile suit Zgundam Episode 12: Two lines of Kamille Bidan when he brought down two FF-S3 swordfish fighters in succession:

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

If you don't come out, you won't be killed!

Boycott するととなするだけだってなんでから.

If you don't resist, you won't die Why don't you understand?

About 20xx is carried forward in some Baidu Post Bar, and the original post is not accurate.

You can't die unless you die;

If you don't die, you won't die.

If you don't do it, you won't die

Lead: Why did you get me pregnant? ! I am still a college student. You ruined my future and affected my life! "You are a big man kneeling every day and begging me to give you more meat." You are fat and have the face to tell me? Aunt canteen said calmly.

1. I saw a sister paper buying rabbits on the road ... Buddy: Do you know why girls like to keep rabbits? Me: I don't know. Buddy: So you can buy carrots blatantly. ...

Usually, flowers should be sent out on Valentine's Day. I also bought 22 roses (meaning two people together). Before sending flowers, I decided to Doby them. After my girlfriend approached, I asked the man who happened to walk side by side with her loudly: Sir, buy a rose for my girlfriend! As a result, that man really bought one for my girlfriend ... alas, he turned himself green.

I remember that when I was in middle school, my classmates nicknamed Yuan, the head teacher, a bandit. One day, one or two students in my class were late for self-study last night. They looked in the classroom outside the classroom and didn't see the class teacher. Only this student lifted one foot and kicked the classroom door open, loudly saying, is Yuan the bandit there? This is a man standing in the seat of a second-rate classmate in the last row of the classroom and whispering, where's Yuan the bandit? . Idiot classmate died at the age of seventeen.

One year, near Valentine's Day, my girlfriend sincerely said to me: Look, you are busy at work now, and you spent so much money on the New Year a few days ago. Just buy me a box of chocolates this year, really. Then I obeyed. Then one day 14, people ignored me. ...

5. Going to the movies with my husband, a man on the right fell asleep. I pushed my husband on the left and said, look, that man actually fell asleep, which is a waste of money ... Husband: This little thing woke me up, which is too much. ...

I attach great importance to this speech. I sprayed hair gel and perfume before going out. Standing on the flag-raising platform, I was a little nervous with a microphone. I opened the manuscript and read it: I'm sorry, I shouldn't smoke in the toilet, I shouldn't take selfies, I shouldn't upload space, I shouldn't add the class teacher Q, forget it, it's all tears.

7. Wife: The husband and wife next door quarrel, why do you mind your own business ... Husband: Can I stand it if you hit me again and no one comes to persuade me?

8. Husband and wife talk ... Wife: I'm so scared. There are two people staring at me for a long time outside the telephone booth ... Husband: Why? Wife: I don't know ... Husband: Staring for a long time? Wife: Half an hour. ...

9. Just this morning, it was so cold. I got up late, rinsed my mouth and washed my face, put on my scarf and went out, watching me on the bus. I thought I was handsome. When the company took off the scarf, Nima was still wearing a towel. I cann't believe I didn't find it all the way

10. One Valentine's Day, I was crazy about romance, so I went to the flower shop and bought 99 roses for my girlfriend. Let's not talk about the various onlookers along the way. We can't let people hold them, can we? So except for the 1 minute I sent out, I hugged all the way. Because I don't usually do manual labor, I can hardly lift my right hand when I get home. My girlfriend laughed at me and said, hahaha, haven't you been exercising your right hand ... black line disease ...

1 1. I have a daughter who is in the second grade of primary school, and her homework should be composed of two words. I only want one night, my daughter thinks of one morning and my wife thinks of a rich man. Your mother is speechless. I really want to kill you

12, M: Boss, is this fish fresh? Boss: Look at this lively fish. Why isn't it fresh … M: My wife is alive and kicking, too, but I don't think it's fresh …

13, lz male, my friend once asked me, "What do you think is the happiest moment in your life?" Me: "When I have a car, a house, money and beautiful women." The friend asked again, "What about the most lost moment?" Me: "Think of it as a dream."

14, doing experiments in chemistry class, a stench came to my face. Me: Who is using hydrogen sulfide ... A buddy replied: Sorry, I farted. ...

15, high school. English is not good. The English teacher tried to motivate me. Give me a British representative. Nothing more than helping to deliver homework or something. Once an English teacher went to a research project. The English teacher of the next class will take this place. Ask a difficult question. No one answered. I had to call the branch representative. I stood up in a daze. Just say a D. That's right. Choose D for the multiple-choice questions that will not be tested in the future, and then embark on a road of no return.

16, the traffic police stopped a man riding a motorcycle without a helmet, and there was a child sitting behind him ... Traffic police: It's dangerous not to wear a helmet, you know? Man: I know, but I don't have my son's helmet ... Traffic Police: Why don't you wear it? Man: If anything happens to my son, I won't live. ...

17. In high school, there was a water dispenser behind the classroom, and I sat in the last row. On a whim, I quietly turned on and off the red and blue switch of the water dispenser (red is boiled water and blue is cold water). After class, a sister paper came to pick up the water. Because it's summer, you must drink cold water, so you use the blue switch. I drank it straight after I finished it. This painting is so beautiful that I used my brain. You asked me the result? The result is to review the additional medical expenses ~

18, I went home on holiday, and people came to my house to match every day. I said to my mother: Why are those people like this? I am still a student. My mother said: I thought you graduated ... I was shocked. Think about it, think about it, I still have two years, okay? I am tired.

19, grandpa: Xiao Wang, you should study hard ... grandson; Or you can't marry a good old woman ... Grandpa: Who told you that? Grandson: Dad … Grandpa: Stupid grandson, not only can't find a good wife, but also gave birth to a stupid son …

20, the buddy played with cutting fruit, maybe his hands were sweaty, and then he rubbed his clothes a few times. Me: What are you doing? The buddy came to a sentence: I sharpen my knife.

2 1, remember cheating in the college final exam, all kinds of small moves. The invigilator found something wrong and came towards me. I coughed hard in front of my seat and clicked into the aisle to vomit. Then all that's left is coughing up the lungs. At that time, the invigilator discouraged me. I still remember the teacher's expression at that time, which was called acid ~

22. My little niece plays with her mobile phone every day instead of reading a book to be a winter vacation homework. I was worried, so I said she shouldn't just play. As a result ... she said ... I learn English for fun! ! ! ! Because after several times in a row, there will be a voice saying: good! Still amazing! Still great!

23. In the debate competition, those in favor live for themselves and those against live for others ... Pro: If you live for others, can you buy me a pancake? Objection: Yes. Professor: Then go now, don't compete ... Advantages: ...

24, once invigilated, I saw a boy sneaking around, with one hand still under the table and his mouth still moving. I think I must have cheated. I used to see Nima holding a string of beads in her hand. ...

25. Me: Brother, what are your criteria for finding a girlfriend? Brother: beautiful, capable, smart, good ... Me: If you really find a sister paper that matches the first six words, it should be good. ...

On Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my brother and sister-in-law. When my boyfriend saw me, he turned and left! So I caught up with him, and he cried like a girl: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, the children are so big."

27. Me: Standing at the crossroads of love, what should I do? Girlfriend: Just standing in the middle of the road. Me: Why? Girlfriend: They all have to listen to you. ...

28. I, diaosi, went to a grocery store today. The cashier was a handsome guy. My brain twitched, and I teased: Handsome boy, if you use something in your shop to describe me, what would it be? He said without looking up: garbage bag. I am so angry.

29. Doctor: You have a rare disease. You must be quarantined. I can only eat pancakes every day ... Patient: Can eating pancakes cure my illness? Doctor: You can only stuff pancakes under the door. ...

30. Valentine's Day is coming, and it's time for a group of boys to buy presents. I remember last Valentine's Day, my good friend Xiao Peng and his girlfriend went shopping and tried on more than 5,000 jade bracelets in a jade shop, but they never took them off! So we can only … hum … now those who have boyfriends can try on their favorite things in the street …

Editor's note: When I was preparing to go to the railway station last night, a beautiful sister paper asked me if the handsome guy could buy me something to eat. I said you have no money to eat, so you have no place to live. What's better, you can't go home with me and be my wife. She will leave at once. How ugly I am! I would rather die than marry me. ...

20 19 hilarious personality signature that won't die if you don't succeed.

20xx won't die if you don't do it.

1, saying that you are cheap can't set off the essence of your cheapness. You are too cheap to be described as cheap.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of years.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

5. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: eat shit.

6. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

7. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

8. The pain of youth in the past, the sadness of tangled memories.

9. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

10, your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

1 1, crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

12, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a symbol of youth.

13, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

14, now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one billion, which is still a memory.

15, look at the moon in the sky, it's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

16, you look like a joke!

17, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

18, man, just like the food in the canteen, it tastes bad, but it's too late!

19, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

20, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

2 1, women are not omnipotent, but without women, there is nothing.

22. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

23. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

24. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because sadness never has an answer.

25. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, which is flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

26. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

27. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

28. Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

29. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded. Now I know that good people are laughed at.

30. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

3 1, love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other opposite sex in this world.

32. Fish farming-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

33. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

34. The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

Perhaps letting go now is the most considerate move, because you should have no difficulty in loving me.

36, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

37. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who do you blame?

38. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

39. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my inner pain.

40. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

4 1, the best things are often unexpected and accidental.

42. The time of youth is wandering. It takes a lot of time to wander and only a few moments to grow up.

43. What do Taoist priests generally call themselves? Keep it original. What about Taoist priests who love to watch movies? Is the video movie original?

44. Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.

45. We expose each other's pain, unload our hearts and get close to each other.

46. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.

47. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

48. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

49. Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

50. I finally understand that in love, the more you pay, the more you gain.

202 1 signature of hilarious personality that won't die if you don't succeed.

20xx won't die if you don't do it.

1, saying that you are cheap can't set off the essence of your cheapness. You are too cheap to be described as cheap.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of years.

I hope someone will understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

5. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: eat shit.

6. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

7. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

8. The pain of youth in the past, the sadness of tangled memories.

9. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

10, your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

1 1, crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

12, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a symbol of youth.

13, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

14, now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one billion, which is still a memory.

15, look at the moon in the sky, it's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

16, you look like a joke!

17, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

18, man, just like the food in the canteen, it tastes bad, but it's too late!

19, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

20, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can add up to two laps around the earth.

2 1, women are not omnipotent, but without women, there is nothing.

22. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

23. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

24. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because sadness never has an answer.

25. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, which is flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

26. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

27. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

28. Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

29. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded. Now I know that good people are laughed at.

30. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

3 1, love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other opposite sex in this world.

32. Fish farming-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

33. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

34. The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

Perhaps letting go now is the most considerate move, because you should have no difficulty in loving me.

36, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

37. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who do you blame?

38. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

39. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my inner pain.

40. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

4 1, the best things are often unexpected and accidental.

42. The time of youth is wandering. It takes a lot of time to wander and only a few moments to grow up.

43. What do Taoist priests generally call themselves? Keep it original. What about Taoist priests who love to watch movies? Is the video movie original?

44. Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.

45. We expose each other's pain, unload our hearts and get close to each other.

46. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.

47. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

48. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

49. Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

50. I finally understand that in love, the more you pay, the more you gain.