Pranks are humorous.

The whole joke is humorous: mom: you see your house is like a pigsty, and you still don't clean it up. Me: Have you ever seen a pig clean the house? Not all pigs. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

The joke book is humorous (1) 1. Why do crabs spit bubbles?

Crabs are sweating from the heat.

It's hungry and drooling.

2. What cartoon Tom and Jerry's mice look better than cats?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach.

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse.

3. Why? Can't you touch the tiger's ass?

Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful.

Tiger's ass is too big.

Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior.

4. Why does the white rabbit like to eat radish?

Because its eyes are red.

Radish is rich in nutrition.

Because rabbits can't afford meat.

5. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

A big earthquake destroyed the dinosaurs.

The dinosaur went to make a movie.

The joke book is very humorous (2) My seven-year-old son asked me: Dad, you said that there is a kind of person who always shows off. He will do this and that, wearing a top hat every day.

I said:? Maybe not! Isn't that too proud?

The son said:? Yes! Chef. . . ?

2, 14 years old, mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? You're young. Break up. ?

15 years old, mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? School is the most important thing. Let's break up. ?

16 years old, mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? After breaking up, you still don't understand love. ?

18 years old, mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? Break up, the college entrance examination is coming, don't delay. ?

2 1 year-old, mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? Break up and find a good condition. ?

24 years old? Mom, I have a girlfriend. ?

? How long have you been together?

? Ten years. ?

After the New Year, when I went to work, my mother helped me pack my bags and said to me, I don't expect you to earn much money. I just hope you can bring a girlfriend when you come back next time.

I said: Don't worry, when will I get my girlfriend back this time?

Just finished eating, my mother, who was packing, said, what, I'm never going to come back in my life? !

4. Ask my brother when I get married: If I get bullied after I get married. You must help your sister!

My brother glanced at me from top to bottom: with your big face, your brother-in-law dares to bully you. I respect him. . .

My mother invited me to dinner. I said I'd wait while playing games. My mother said not to be too obsessed with playing games. I asked:? Didn't you have any interesting games before? ?

Mom thought about it, said yes, I'll show it to you, then hit me and scolded me: let you fail in the exam, let you fight with your classmates, and let you not find a girlfriend. . . ?

6. My mother is on a business trip and my father is sewing clothes for me at home. When sewing, my hand suddenly shook, the needle fell off, and my leg naturally reacted. Suddenly, the howl startled me. . .

The joke book is humorous (3) 1. Speaking of shame, I'm not ashamed at all.

2. Guan Yu scraped the bones to heal the wounds. Thank you for your patronage.

3. Who would have thought? Simple? Than? Complex? There are more strokes.

4. If the dandruff on the face is handsome and dreary, then the acne on the face is not beautiful!

If silence is golden, the room where I am dating today is the golden room.

6. When I was a child, I thought I had magic. Whether I fall asleep under the tree, on the grass, at the bottom of the valley or anywhere, I can wake up from my bed at home. But after mom left, the magic disappeared.

7. Sister and sister are different, and so are boors and boors.

8. I haven't watched TV for a long time. Turn on the TV today. What role did princess huanzhu play? Why did Jinsuo become an emperor?

9. There must be at least two impulses in one's life, one for desperate love and the other for traveling. There must be at least two regrets in a person's life. One is that he is pregnant because of desperate love, and the other is to catch up with Spring Festival travel rush and rush to travel.

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