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What are the humorous sentences in the circle of friends after breakfast?

As follows:

1, a day's work lies in the morning, so be sure to have breakfast.

2, the most healing thing in the world is food, remember to eat breakfast!

3. Eating breakfast is the motivation for my young sister to ask me out, definitely not for drinking milk tea.

4. If you are depressed again, if you are unhappy again, if your eyes are swollen again, remember to have breakfast.

5. Sleep until you wake up naturally and have breakfast. This is what a trip should look like.