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This is also normal. I hope you have a normal heart, or you will live in depression all day. This is a marketing tool, just like in life, there are fewer businesses under the guise of free. For example.

1, I saw a joke that said, "A real estate developer bought a house and sent furniture: as a result, after a person bought a house, he called the developer and asked," Didn't you say that you bought a house and sent furniture? The developer said, "Yes, what about the furniture you bought? I'll arrange for someone to send it upstairs "(playing word games).

2. Take a real example. There is a shop on the pedestrian street that slogan "Clearance sale, last three days". At least I know it's over 1 year, and every day is the last three days of sales (if someone sees it, they will buy it, and they can see it every day for a year, so I don't know how to thank him).

3. Buy over 500 and get 300 cash coupons. As a result, I bought it and did send it, but when you use the voucher, the waiter will say to you, sorry, 300 cash vouchers can only be used if you buy goods above 1000. This is also very deceptive, and I won't tell you in advance.

Such examples are staged every day, and there are countless similar methods. If you are angry, you really don't have to live. All you have to do is identify the shameless means of these businesses and individuals, so that you will find that when you see through them, you will often laugh. Attitude is very important.