77 recommended funny sayings about Chinese New Year

1. I don’t celebrate the New Year alone, but half of it?

2. During the Chinese New Year, my eyesight has become even more severe, and I can’t even see money when I open my wallet.

3. Visiting relatives during the New Year without asking about grades or salary is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette. I hope everyone in your circle of friends knows this.

4. What I care about is not the people who accompany me on New Year’s Eve, but the people who are still there after many years.

5. During the Chinese New Year, you are most afraid of seeing a little kid covering his ears and smiling at you, but you don’t know where the gun is.

6. Happy New Year. If you want red envelopes for the New Year, tell me in advance so that I can delete you and don’t affect my New Year’s Eve.

7. It’s almost New Year’s Eve. Let’s show off your partners, just in case they have the same style.

8. Someone asked me if I will still be alone on New Year’s Eve? I’m afraid I’ll scare you if I’m half alone!

9. In the old year, all the painful things will be forgotten. In the new year, a happy life will come.

10. Last year he accompanied me on New Year’s Eve, but this year I was the only one left. I felt very uncomfortable.

11. If you see me looking bad during the Chinese New Year, don’t think too much about it. It’s because you forgot to give me a red envelope.

12. Mr. Liu, please lend me some money for the New Year.

13. Do you want to consider being with me? I will give you all the New Year’s money.

14. Every time during the New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unbearable past events to make everyone happy.

15. I am in a good mood during the New Year and have no worries every day.

16. I wish you a Happy New Year from those who stayed up late alone on New Year’s Eve.

17. I wish this world will continue to be lively, and I wish I will still be me.

18. Don’t send me any holiday blessings during the Chinese New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.

19. People like us with long legs can only celebrate the New Year, while those of you with short legs can only celebrate the New Year.

20. You can cross the New Year’s Eve. I won’t do it anymore. For someone with long legs like me, I’m afraid it will be 2037.

21. During the Chinese New Year in the past, what was lacking was New Year’s goods, but what was not lacking was New Year’s flavor. Now during the New Year, there are many New Year goods, but there is no New Year flavor!

22. The New Year’s money you receive now are all debts you will have to pay off in the future.

23. I originally wanted to give you a super cute New Year’s Eve gift, but the courier wouldn’t let me get into the box.

24. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, the cuties who want red envelopes during the Spring Festival remember to message me privately so that I can delete you and don’t affect my Chinese New Year.

25. New Year’s Eve is coming soon. Are you still waiting for someone? Stop waiting and start over.

26. A new year, new wishes, new hopes, and a new life. I wish you a happy New Year, New Year, and a new life!

27. You can also get lucky money during the New Year. Remember to send me a red envelope. You have to remember that I am not a child anymore. I can protect you if anything happens in the future.

28. For a foodie, if you don’t gain weight during the New Year, you are already losing weight.

29. Mr. Ding, please lend me some money for the New Year.

30. Even though they say they don’t feel like the New Year, when the New Year actually comes, they will still watch the Spring Festival Gala in a decent manner, say Happy New Year to each other, and the year will begin again.

31. The New Year is the same as usual, and wishes do not necessarily have to be expected during the New Year. There are only some special people who tell you with their heart: I will be with you for another year.

32. Every time I receive New Year’s money, I pretend to be embarrassed and push it away. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

33. We were once inseparable together, but now we don’t even have the courage to say Happy New Year.

34. No matter what year, as long as there is no partner, every year will be the Year of the Dog, and every year will be the year of the animal.

35. The Chinese New Year is here and it’s time to visit relatives and friends. This year I must act like an elder and ask my cousins ??how they were doing in their final exams. I care so much about the next generation.

36. I won’t accept gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. I will also receive big red envelopes when receiving gifts.

37. The person who accompanied you during the New Year’s Eve last year is now by your side.

38. My age really makes me doubt whether I can still get the New Year's money this year?

39. Mr. Deng, please lend me some money for the New Year.

40. My lover has someone to accompany him on New Year’s Eve, but it’s not me. Yes, I’m not heartbroken.

41. Going out to pay New Year greetings is like collecting protection money. Not only do you eat from others, but you also collect money.

42. My New Year’s resolution this year is: to be thinner and to have a bigger wallet. Please don’t make the same mistake again. I had it straightened out last year.

43. Red envelopes are flying all over the sky on New Year's Eve. Are you the cutest one who is too weak to accept the red envelopes, or is too weak to hand out red envelopes?

44. When celebrating New Year's Eve alone, there is no way. People are grabbing the remote control from you, no one is forcing you to eat, no one is forcing you to sleep.

45. I’m going to bed first, and those of you who have a partner can go celebrate New Year’s Eve.

46. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it back and forth. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

47. In order to prevent spending money randomly during the New Year, I have spent all the money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I even get angry just looking at them!

48. I am one year older. I hope that I can realize my unfulfilled wishes, sublimate the existing results, and take everything to the next level!

49. Big During the Chinese New Year, talking about achievements will hurt your feelings.

50. The Chinese New Year is coming again. I don’t want to celebrate the Chinese New Year because I am one year older.

51. On days when I can’t see my beloved, I feel like all the new clothes I bought were in vain.

52. Does anyone want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year? Hurry up and send me a private message so I can delete it for you so as not to affect my Chinese New Year.

53. I’m so happy that my single life last year is finally over! Now get ready to start your single life next year.

54. Be happy every day of your life, don’t worry about how you spend the New Year.

55. The New Year’s Eve of the Year of the Ox is here, and I wish you a happy New Year.

56. Wouldn’t it be nice to spend New Year’s Eve alone?

57. There seem to be only two chances to disturb you during the year, once to say happy birthday and once to say happy new year. .

58. If I get drunk and say something to you on New Year’s Day, don’t panic. Because those are my true words, which have been hidden in my heart for so long, and I can finally say them out.

59. Before waiting for the Spring Festival, let’s eat melon first.

60. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year. I politely pushed away your red envelope, but you believed it.

61. New Year’s Eve is coming soon. We have been together for four years. How can you be willing to leave?

62. Those who have a partner are called New Year’s Eve, and those who have no partner are called staying up late.

63. I am debating whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

64. It’s not too late to fall in love with me now, so we can be considered to have been together for two years.

65. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want.

66. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face during the New Year, just for such a simple and crude friendship.

67. Mr. Ouyang, please lend me some money for the New Year.

68. Those with long legs are called New Year's Eve, those with short legs are called New Year's Eve; those with a partner are called New Year's Eve, and those without a partner are called staying up late. It's different for me, I stay up all night jumping.

69. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, don’t forget your original intention and your busy life will be in vain.

70. You don’t need to give me red envelopes during the Chinese New Year this year. Just help me write my homework.

71. When I see the person I like spending New Year’s Eve with someone else, I have to pretend to be calm and not cry.

72. For singles, New Year’s Eve is an ordinary day.

73. Happy New Year to uncles and aunties. I did just fine in the exam, I’m not hungry, and I don’t have a boyfriend yet. School starts in February and there’s a lot of homework. I’m going to the house first.

74. It’s New Year’s Eve, how many friends are waiting for someone and want to spend New Year’s Eve with her.

75. In 2021, I don’t want red envelopes, money, or group blessings. I just want to be single forever, single forever, single forever.

76. Goodbye friends, I’m going back to celebrate the New Year.

77. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year. I feel a little annoyed because I have to pay the debts if I don’t come back. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, why is it so difficult? The old and young generations are happy, but it is difficult to spoil the young and middle-aged people. It’s hard to celebrate the New Year, it’s hard to celebrate the New Year, but we have to celebrate it every year!