The most classic funny sayings

> Braised cold duck - the meat is rotten but the mouth is not rotten

Lu Ban asked for an ax in front of the door - here to seek knowledge

Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

Peach blossoms falling into the water - go with the flow

Crossing the ice of Osaka (ban hillside; slope) on a snowy day - cold from head to toe

Wax man playing with fire - too busy to take care of himself

Lighting a candle - a heart

A wasp stings a scorpion - fighting poison with poison

Catching a turtle in a basket - a sure shot

A rabid dog barking at the sun - a bark in the sky

A wasp stings a bald man - a headache; no cover or cover

A sunflower plate - an old turn

A horse with high stirrups and short stirrups - a dilemma between up and down; a dilemma between up and down

Can't poop, blame the latrine - wrong blame

Pull the cart to the side of the road - use force

Take laxatives for diarrhea - random treatment

Straighten the dog's legs - it can't be done; there is no way

Pulling a trailer to sell tofu - the shelf is not small; such a big shelf

Pulling the top pick Calling brother-in-law - wanting to climb high

Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month - too angry; unexpected

Selling jelly in the twelfth lunar month - not the time

A toad holding an umbrella - A strange thing; a strange thing

The leper scratched his head - he couldn't ask for it

The white clouds in the blue sky - freedom

The lazy cook made a table - he didn't want to give You are noisy

Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair - a mess

A rotten umbrella covering the sun - half of the shade

A rotten sore - no Rescue medicine

A doctor (a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine) sells coffins - he has to pay for life and death

A wolf wears a bamboo hat on his head - he pretends to be a good person

The prodigal son turns back - gold cannot be exchanged; Abandon evil and do good

The old turtle bites - hold it in its mouth and won't let go; it won't throw it away

The old tiger - the ambition is there

The old man plays the flute - - Lack of strength

The old cock is on fire - Bureaucrat (Guan Liao)

The old bird's paw - black hand

The old monk lectures on Buddhist scriptures - speak, listen Listen

A tiger pretends to be a monk - with a human face and an animal heart

A tiger eats snails - unable to swallow; difficult to swallow; unable to swallow

The tiger comes out of the mountain - covered in body It's courage; rampage

The tiger is close - opening is a disaster. Funny idioms_Complete collection of classic idioms

Funny idioms_Complete collection of classic idioms

1. Holding a chicken feather When the arrows are ordered, the arrows are issued as evidence of issuing orders in ancient times. It means treating small things as important things. Idiom: Make a fuss out of a molehill. Hong Kong Tang Dynasty's "Jinling Spring Dream": He was so anxious that when he got this thing, he really used chicken feathers as arrows!

2. Revealing one’s wounds (habit) is a metaphor for exposing other people’s past mistakes or secrets. Also used to remove painful sores. Uncover the scars.

3. I feel aggrieved after eating a pack of paper clips (qu)

4. There is no one left here, there is a place for people. If you can’t stay here any longer, you can go somewhere else. not give a damn about. People also say: Master. Taiwan Qiong Yao's "Outside the Window": Just leave, no one is left here, there is a place for others! Why do you have to stay in this school!

5. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda (proverb) pagoda: also called pagoda, Sanskrit, that is, a pagoda. Being able to save a life is a greater merit than building a seven-story pagoda. It means that saving lives is a matter of immeasurable merit. It is better to save one life than to create seven Buddhas. Saving a life is better than building a pagoda.

6. It’s ridiculous to think that an earthworm can shake a big tree. It’s ridiculous to be an earthworm and an ant. It is a metaphor for doing things beyond one's ability.

Lu Xun's "The Final Collection of Qie Jie Ting's Essays": Recently, some literary monks, in collusion with tabloids, actually wrote an article to ridicule the gentleman for being complacent. It can be said that a villain does not want the beauty of an adult, and it is ridiculous that a small earthworm shakes a big tree.

7. I’m tired of pig suet hanging around my neck

8. There are too many ruts in one car, and there are too many boats in the way, hindering each other. Li Zhun's "Ice Melts and Snow Disappears": I have nothing to say! Anyway, there are many cars in the way and many boats in the way.

9. My mother asked me to take the basin to the shop to be repaired, but I repaired the basin myself. Mom said wittily: Now the weasel can be used as a grinder, but the donkey is worthless. (Chengdu, Sichuan)

10. Without forests and trees, mountainous areas will not be rich (proverb) If there are no woods in mountainous areas, there will be no wealth. It refers to the development of forestry, which is the way for mountain people to get rich.

11. Inexhaustible, inexhaustible (habitual) Inexhaustible, inexhaustible. Describe rich resources.

12. Three poles for the reasonable and three poles for the unreasonable (habit), regardless of whether the opponent is reasonable or not, he will be beaten. Regardless of the merits of the accusation, both justified and unjustified will be punished in the same way. It is also used as "reasonable and unreasonable" and "three carrying poles".

13. Those who don’t climb mountains don’t know how high the mountains are, and those who don’t go to the sea don’t know the depth of the water. Definition: It means that you can only understand it after personal experience. Example: These sixty-one households have established family groups as soon as possible and take the lead in everything. Those who don't climb mountains don't know how high the mountains are, and those who don't go to the sea don't know the depth of the water. They have suffered greatly, but when they turn over and understand the sweetness of today, they have endless energy.

14. Suspicion breeds ghosts (proverb) When you are suspicious, everything seems to be possessed by a ghost. Refers to a suspicious person who is suspicious of everything.

15. An aunt wanted to buy clothes, but she even called the salesperson several times but there was no answer. A customer next to me said: Stop shouting, that’s a model and she can’t hear her. (Xingtai, Hebei)

16. People have to bow their heads under the eaves

17. Mom is sick. I asked my father: Dad, what can I do to make my mother happy? Dad said: Put your report card in your pocket and don't let mom see it. Mom will be happy! (Xinle, Hebei)

18. Wanting to live but not living, not wanting to die (habitual) Wanting to live is not good, wanting to die but not dying. Describes a person being tortured and suffering. Also means unable to survive, unable to seek death. You can't live, you can't die.

19. Repay kindness when there is kindness, and repay hatred when there is hatred. Similar: Failure to repay kindness is not a gentleman, and failure to repay hatred is a villain. Lao She's "Divorce": We, Xiao Zhao, repay kindness and revenge, we are a man!

20. A good debt is worse than no debt (proverb) A good debt: a debt that is not repaid by others. Borrowing money from others, even if they don't pay it back, is still a burden. It means being free of debt is the most relaxing and comfortable thing.

21. A big ship can easily hold up the waves. A big ship looks stable. "Beijing Daily" (1986, January 24): With one billion people, China is a big ship, and it is not as easy to turn around as a small ship, so reform cannot cause acute illness. But there is another thing: the boat is big and can handle the waves. This year’s facts have proved this. A few unhealthy winds and a few rows of waves coming from all directions will not easily rock this big ship in the direction of reform.

22. After eating a lot of ledgers, you know what you are doing; you know what you are doing

23. The court does not punish the giver of gifts (proverb) refers to giving gifts to people. As long as it is not a bribe, there is nothing wrong with it. .

24. "This is the only one, no other branches" was originally a term used by shops to guard against counterfeiting, and it was extended to mean "the only one". Idiom: unique, unique. Lao She's "Four Generations Under One Roof": To be honest, her coffee, snacks, and hospitality are the only ones in this place, and there is no semicolon in our alley!

25. Deep is not right, shallow is not (used to) this is not okay, and that is not right either. Refers to not knowing what to do to satisfy others.

26. My neighbor Aunt Li’s house was robbed and the loss was considerable. My mother comforted the sad Aunt Li: No matter how hard the toad jumps, it can't jump out of the pond; no matter how hard the bad guys hide, they can't escape the law.

Take it easy, the bad guys will eventually be brought to justice! (Liling, Hunan)

27. A piece of cake is loved and popular everywhere. Deng Gang's "Labor Pains": In the workshop section, he was asked to draw determination columns, criticism columns, and study columns. It was such a delicious piece of cake that he grabbed it eight times and Guo Dazhu became famous throughout the factory.

28. Not opening your eyes when seeing ordinary people is arrogant and looks down upon ordinary people. "People's Daily" (1981, 8, 22): When a customer approaches the counter, he looks up with stunned eyes and does not open his eyes when he sees a mortal; when a customer asks about the condition of the product, he speaks with golden words but cannot open his red lips.

29. What kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? In the old days, gourds were used to fill the medicine. Refers to not being able to figure out the truth. Taiwan Qiong Yao's "Flying Colorful Clouds": Hanni's eyes widened and she looked at it in surprise, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in Yunlou Gourd.

30. Listening to a mute singing opera is incomprehensible

31. A craftsman who is capable of a hundred skills will suffer from poverty. It means that the most important thing about skills is precision, not versatility.

32. Dog skin sticking to the wall does not make sense (painting); it does not make sense (painting)

33. Look to the southeast in the morning and northwest in the evening to guess whether it is cloudy or sunny in the sky. Li Zhun's "The River Runs": Changsong shouted: Look to the southeast in the morning and the northwest in the evening. Look, he pointed at a dark cloud in the northwest sky and said, It's going to rain! Gather the cut wheat quickly! Don’t cut it yet!

34. Three souls have lost two souls, which describes a person who is scared, dazed, or in a trance. akin:. Three souls were lost and seven souls were lost. Idiom: The soul cannot stay at home, the soul is scattered. Hanzi's "Dispute": She is already pregnant! She couldn't help but resent herself and Liu Er. She had to worry about something every day, and it was like losing two of her souls.

35. It is better to cry all the way and make the whole family suffer than to cry as a family and make most people suffer. Overseas biographical books: His crying along the way is worse than crying at home, which has become a political motto that has been passed down for a while.

36. Everyone blows his own trumpet and everyone sings his own tune (habit). It is a metaphor for everyone doing his own thing and doing his own thing. There are also different metaphors. Everyone sings to his own tune, and everyone blows his own trumpet. Each plays his own gong, each sings his own tune. Everyone beats his own chime, and everyone performs his own orders. Qing: An ancient percussion instrument made of stone or jade.

37. When two countries fight, each has his own master (proverb) means that both sides fight and fight, all for their respective kings. It is also a case of two countries fighting each other, each his own master. The two countries are fighting each other, each trying to protect its master.

38. Some students usually procrastinate in doing their homework, and when it comes time to collect it, they are in a hurry and don’t know what to do. The teacher said: You are so panicked and busy now that you can't even touch the wall with your hands. You should hurry up in the future! (Jiyuan, Henan)

39. Push the winter melon on the gourd account (custom) This refers to playing tricks on the accounts. It is a metaphor for pushing the responsibility or losses to others.

40. Wang Jian was arrested by the police station for gambling. His father went to intercede and said that his son did not do it. Didn't do it? Why don't you go to the casino? Since you stand on the riverside, you have a beautiful view. (Lixin, Anhui)

41. He deserves to be hanged and asked to pay

42. Feeding the head (customary) means eating.

43. Xiao Fei’s handwriting is crooked. Grandma either said they were like ant claws and hooked, or she said they were like an old lady doing Tai Chi, stretching her arms and legs. (Shaoxing, Zhejiang)

44. The virgin forest is arrogant

45. Three walnuts and two dates see three walnuts and two dates.

46. It is gold, and it shines wherever it is placed (proverb) As long as it is real gold, it cannot hide its sparkling brilliance no matter where it is placed. It is a metaphor that as long as a person has both ability and political integrity, he will show his talent wherever he goes and win people's praise.

47. A bachelor does not suffer immediate losses (proverb) A bachelor: a person who knows the current affairs and has a clear mind. It means that a smart person can assess the situation and avoid being disadvantaged and humiliated in an unfavorable situation.

Also be a hero and don't suffer immediate losses. A wise man will not suffer immediate losses.

48. A horse that can break a chariot can travel a thousand miles (proverb) refers to a horse that is powerful enough to break a chariot and has the ability to travel a thousand miles in a day. It is a metaphor that young people who have the courage to break old rules often have extraordinary abilities.

49. Thinking ahead and not looking back | Thinking only about the things in front of you and not thinking thoroughly. Similar: The pheasant hides its head but not its tail/The pheasant hides its head but not its tail. Taiwan Lin Yutang's "Beijing Smoke and Clouds": He just does things without thinking about the future, and he has a bad temper. In fact, he is not necessarily a bad person. They pull the oxen and ride them like oxen and horses, without distinguishing between oxen and horses, and they replace them randomly. Ox, also said: donkey. The Ming Dynasty's "Surprise at the Second Moment": Only for this person, all the evil will return, and the official will see him. As the saying goes, Mr. Zhang drank wine and Mr. Li was drunk, and he took the scalper and used it as a horse.

50. My younger brother got first place in the exam and became proud. Grandpa saw that he was not studying seriously and said sincerely: A proud person will only fall into the threshold, but a humble person can travel all over the world! (Guangdong Longmen)

51. If you don’t speak clearly, you won’t know; if you don’t drill the wood, you won’t be able to penetrate it (Proverb) If you don’t speak clearly, others won’t understand the fundamentals; if you don’t drill holes in the wood, you won’t be able to penetrate the bottom layer. It means that when talking to people, there must be transparency and not ambiguity. Also, if you don't talk about it, you don't know, and if you don't drill into the wood, you can't penetrate it.

52. Dig out the ear spoon, dig out the stove and kang.

53. Pick up the grass and hunt rabbits. Take a break (rest) means to do something else while doing one thing. It is also used as a guide for raking grass and hunting rabbits.

54. The tongue is more powerful than a knife (customary) means that a person's mouth is powerful and he cannot speak to others.

55. My younger brother is very picky about the cooked meals. He doesn’t eat this and doesn’t want that. My grandfather, who was an old Red Army soldier, said angrily: I think back then we drank snow when we were thirsty and ate felt when we were hungry. Nowadays, you have cotton in winter and clothes in summer. You have oil for vegetables and meat for rice. You don’t have to leave when you go out, and you go home and watch TV. That’s all you think about the food. It’s true that I don’t know how blessed I am! (Huixian, Henan)

56. Multiple incense burners and multiple ghosts (proverb) means that one more person means more trouble or expense.

57. If a man does not marry a wife, he will have no one to take care of his property; if a woman does not marry a husband, she will have no one to rely on. It means that only when a man and a woman get married can they build a family. It is also said that a man has no wife, and his family has no owner; a woman has no husband, and her body has no owner. A man without a wife and a family without a master.

58. Buttons against doors, crooked handles and crooked ladles (habits) means that people with similar temperaments and temperaments tend to get together. People who ridicule bad people like to hang out together.

59. The tweezers are tightly clamped and cannot be loosened, and the fingers are busy. Related: Can’t break off the garlic. Haoran's "Landscape Love": It's just that the work at the moment is too tight to break open, too many people are out, and the members have objections, and it's hard for me to speak up in the team.

60. When a stone is thrown into the river, the finger should react when it makes a sound, with an echo and feedback. Zhang Kangkang "Northern Lights": I wasted your time in vain. I wrote so many applications but got no reply. A stone is thrown into the water and still hears a sound, alas!

61. Spending silver as copper coins (customary) Copper coins: ancient copper coins, round with square holes in the middle. It is a metaphor for spending money without restraint and squandering it arbitrarily.

62. My uncle gave my family a few bags of cottonseed husks, called mushrooms. Dad looked at the cottonseed husks, frowned and said: If you plant it, you don’t have time; if you don’t plant it, the cottonseed husks will be wasted. What to do? Mom said: When something happens, you always ask your heart and your mouth. kind! I've got it covered. After saying that, he started laughing, and my father and I also laughed. (Linyi, Shandong)

63. Flattery (habit) In the old days, when you praised a horse for being good, you often patted the horse’s butt. It is a metaphor for trying to please and flatter people.

64. The mouth of a storyteller and the legs of an opera singer (proverb) refers to a storyteller who relies on his excellent oral skills; an opera singer relies on his excellent leg skills. It also generally refers to people in various industries who have their own unique professional skills.

65. Wait until the Yellow River is clear. The Yellow River water is turbid with sediment. It means that the waiting time is too long and there is no hope. Idiom: Nowhere in sight.

Yao Xueyin's "Li Zicheng": In a world like this, we have no way to redress our grievances. If you want to wait until the truth comes to light, just wait until the Yellow River clears and the sun rises from the west.

66. The floor mop was mopped

67. A sigh in front of Han Xin’s tomb buried the talents

68. The glass fell on the mirror and it was obvious.

69. A man should strive for self-improvement (proverb) means that a good man should work hard and strive for self-improvement.

70. To catch a side road and run to the end (habit) is a metaphor for insisting on taking the wrong path without repenting.

71. When an eagle sees a chick, he is happy and worried.

72. This time, that time meaning: It means that the situation is very different and cannot be treated the same or generalized. Example: This time, that time. If he hadn't pretended to be a radical at that time, how could he have become famous and become the ambassador he is today?

73. Don’t marry young women when you are old (proverb) Old men should not marry young girls. It means that when a man and a woman get married, they must be of the same age.

74. An iron mouth, steel teeth, and a cypress tongue describe a mouth that is powerful and able to speak. Similar: iron mouth, steel teeth, rubber cheeks. Idiom: sharp-tongued. Yuan Jing and Kong Jue's "New Sons and Daughters of Heroes": You are such a good boy! Iron mouth and steel teeth, cypress wood tongue; in my hands, let’s see if you are still powerful!

75. Helping people in emergencies but not helping the poor (proverb) refers to rescuing people, which can only help solve their temporary embarrassment, but cannot help them get rid of long-term poverty. It also means that the rescuer only helps the emergency, not the poor. This is the principle of rescue. It can also save the poor. It is easy to save the poor in emergencies.

76. Yinzi grows on the navel and all the flowers are in bloom (break) Yinzi: Artemisia wormwood, also known as wormwood, is a perennial herb with yellow flowers in autumn. It means happy, happy.

77. I cannot take out the white cloth from the dye vat to color the cloth. To borrow means to be polluted. Dye, also said: indigo. Similar: Falling into a dye vat. Liu Shaotang's "Partridge Sky": The university is like a big dye vat, and no white cloth can be pulled out of the dye vat. Those who are close to the ink will be black, so Liu An is classified as a rightist.

78. The old Taoist quit eating meat

79. The hookworm in the frame shop chewed other people’s paintings (words)

80. The younger brother is very naughty, dad When he is asked to call his mother back for dinner, he goes to someone else's house to watch TV; when he is asked to do his homework, he plays with toys without any time. Dad said angrily: If I tell you to go east, you will go west; if I tell you to beat the dog, you will chase the chicken. You are wearing the front piece on the back, just do it against me, don't worry! (Runan, Henan)

81. As long as you work hard, you will be half successful (proverb) As long as you are willing to work hard, you will be half sure of success. It means that no matter what you do, hard work is always the basis for success.

82. If you insert a stick horizontally, you will see a stick.

83. The hatred between father and son (proverb) means that the hatred between father and son can be easily eliminated.

84. You have thousands of clever ideas, and I have certain rules. I have my own opinion and am not influenced by others. Or say: You have a thousand plans, I have an old idea. Gu Hua's "Sister Village": He calls it "you have ever-changing ideas, but I have certain rules." Respond to all changes by remaining unchanged. Self-contained portal, self-contained system.

85. When a mouse goes out, it bumps into a leopard, and a disgusting person bumps into a disgusting person.

86. It’s hard to run away from home, and it’s hard to find a home, and there’s nowhere to serve. Idiom: Desperate. The Ming Dynasty's "Warning to the World": Today, if I don't want my family to run away and my country to surrender, what should I do?

87. One more bell, one more sound, one more candle, one more light, can be considered as one point of power. Idiom: The more the merrier. Han Zhijun et al. "Fence Woman and Dog": Of course, let me tell you, this may not be possible, but having me is better than not having me. One more bell makes more sound, one more candle makes more light. Vanilla, what do you say?

88. The tiger enters the mountains, the dragon descends into the sea, and the dragon returns to the sea. The tiger enters the deep mountains.

89. My brother-in-law is going to be a groom, but he doesn’t want to make a fuss about his marriage. Aunt Wang from the same hospital came to my house and asked grandma when my uncle would have a wedding, but grandma wouldn't tell her. Aunt Wang said anxiously: Just tell me one person, I won't tell anyone else! Grandma said: The mouth of the altar is so tight that it is difficult to fill it with people. I won't tell you. (Gushi, Henan)

90. The old sow chews bricks and has a hard mouth (rest). Mouth: originally refers to the mouth, but refers to talking. Hard: The original meaning is hard, and the second meaning is strong. Refers to speaking in a strong tone. Often with the intention of scolding.

91. Gan Luo worships the prime minister and the villain succeeds

92. To encourage me to keep practicing calligraphy, my grandma said: Don’t be afraid of trouble when practicing calligraphy. Writing is afraid of practice, and horses are afraid of riding. As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into an embroidery needle. Besides, don’t be afraid of being slow, just be afraid of standing still. If you keep practicing, you will always gain something! (Kailu, Inner Mongolia)

93. The fried shrimps jumped out of the mouth (habitual), which is a metaphor for the unexpected loss of benefits that were already obtained.

94. A drop of water can see the ocean/a grain of sand can see the world means that individual performance is average. Idiom: To catch a glimpse of a leopard. Overseas Liang Rongruo's "Hometown Collection": The ancients said: You can see the world in a grain of sand. Even in extremely small and trivial things, one can still reflect society and criticize life.

95. Complaint about the latrine (used to) latrine: toilet. It is a metaphor for not being able to do it, but complaining about poor objective conditions. It is also used to blame the toilet for not being able to poop. If you can't poop, it's because the toilet is not good.

96. Only with ambition can people overcome difficulties and achieve success. Qin Mu's "The Angry Sea": Now that we are gearing up to fight the Japanese, what's the point of saying these discouraging words? People rely on ambition and tigers rely on power. Once a person has no ambition, there is no need to talk about anything.

97. If you fall into a pit, you won’t be afraid of the smell of shit (proverb) If you fall into a pit of shit, you won’t care about the smell of shit. It is a metaphor that since people have fallen into a dangerous situation, they will risk their lives.

98. Without batting an eyelid (custom) describes a person's indifferent appearance. Also do not blink.

99. Opening a dyeing studio for three points of color is too much. Idiom: exaggerate. Taiwan TV series "Mimosa": This kind of person needs to be treated with dignity, otherwise if you give him three points of color, you will open a dyeing shop.

100. If you don’t have three full meals, you will not be able to live a good life if you have three full meals. "Sister-in-law Lai" by Xirong: Alas, you are really getting older. If you were twenty years younger, I would have to divorce you. Following you, I don’t have three full meals all day long, but only three full meals.