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On the operating table, the patient 18 who has always been a girl was suddenly found to be a boy. That little operating table completely changed the fate of doctors and girls. Being a little girl for 18 years, one day someone suddenly told you that you are actually a man, and you must think that person is crazy. That day, I asked my patient, Xiao Xin, a "girl", to sit opposite the clinic. She looked embarrassed, her fingers tangled, and she didn't know where to put them. "You have reached 18 years old, and you are an adult ..." I recalled the first time I saw Xiao Xin. The little girl with thick eyebrows and long hair walked in front of her parents, looked into the room and saw the white coat in our office. She's still a little overwhelmed. 18 years old, what a good age. Now, with my account of the illness, Xiao Xin's eyes are getting bigger and bigger. She slowly shakes her head uncontrollably, pointing at herself with a strange smile on her face. "You said I was a man? That will be a day! " I know that no matter who it is, it is impossible to accept it at once. But the cruel thing is that chromosomes don't lie. Obstetrics and gynecology is a place where secrets are buried. Every day, all kinds of female compatriots come to tell gynecologists secrets that parents don't know and husbands can't know. However, when Xiao Xin arrived, our whole obstetrics and gynecology department ignored one thing, and some secrets were not even known to the patients themselves. She is 18 years old this year. Most girls of this age are hospitalized because of something growing on their ovaries. She also has an ovarian cyst, which was considered benign before the operation. Xiao Xin's parents are standing behind her daughter. I thought about how to tell them in words about ovarian cysts in Xiao Xin. My eyes swept through this family of three and finally fell on Xiao Xin's parents. "In addition to ovarian cysts, her uterus is very small. Did the outpatient doctor tell you? Xiao Xin's parents were about to speak when the little girl whispered to herself, "I see, the director said, cut off the things that grow on the ovaries first, and then continue to take medicine. "Soon after, we decided on the surgical plan and reminded them that Xiao Xin might be infertile in the future. After I finished, I asked them what they didn't understand. Xiao Xin's father clenched his pen and stared at the paper in front of him. He was silent for a long time. " We don't understand this either. We all listen to your doctor. Your hospital is the best. We all listen to you ... "Xiao Xin's mother nodded. I am most afraid of hearing the patient say so. Doctors like patients who are aware of the risks of surgery. They can make a decision by talking to the doctor and thinking about the pros and cons themselves. Xiao Xin's father is obviously not calm enough. He looked at me in confusion. His face is dark, the wrinkles between his eyebrows and the dirt deeply embedded between his fingers make his hand holding the pen even more erratic. Xiaoxin, who had been sitting quietly, suddenly got up and took the pen in his father's hand: "I see, let me sign it." "I watched the little girl sign my name on the risk notice and found that this little girl had a kind of courage beyond her age. I am a little lucky to meet such a patient with a simple medical history and a clear mind, which is ideal for me who has just become a surgeon. After studying obstetrics and gynecology for four years, I finally became a surgeon. Xiao Xin's operation is my second time as a surgeon, and this one is especially important. Not everyone can be a surgeon. Only after strict training can you shoulder this responsibility and have a chance. Behind every operation, there are risks beyond the surgeon's control: once, we sewed up the patient's incision, only to find that the needle tip was missing. In an instant, everyone moved, and searched the entire operating room for that small needle tip, operating table, instruments, and patient's abdominal cavity. We took out the magnets and squatted on the ground over and over again. I don't remember how long I searched that time, but I can't leave until I find someone. A surgical accident of this degree will ruin the surgeon's career. If something goes wrong, the surgeon in charge is the first person responsible in law. Xiao Xin may be a benign ovarian cyst. The director put me in charge of such a small problem. The operation is ready, except for a preoperative examination result-chromosome examination, this report will have to wait for another week. Because ovarian cysts always need to be treated, I decided not to wait. I should make good preparations for Xiao Xin's operation first. Xiaoxin in front of me, everyone with a discerning eye knows that it is a girl. I took her report and read it over and over again, and found that her uterus was very small and an adult, and it was still in childhood. Other examination results are normal, but we are confused about several indexes of ovarian function. The data on one side shows that the function of the ovary is very good, but the data on the other side is not optimistic. I discussed it with several colleagues older than me, but they didn't come to any conclusion. They just said, "It may be a hormonal imbalance, so the uterus is not developing well. I naively thought at that time that it was just hormone disorder, which had no effect on the operation, so I just had to check it after the operation. Immersion will soon add to the history of surgeons. I didn't see what kind of storm came this quiet afternoon. Xiao Xin's operation went on as scheduled. She was lying on the operating table, her eyes glancing at me from time to time, probably more nervous than me. I held her hand gently. "Think about your happiest thing, and you will dream when you fall asleep. Watching Xiao Xin's heart rate slowly return to normal, the anesthesiologist buckled the translucent mask on this young face. With the ups and downs of the chest, oxygen and narcotic drugs slowly enter the body. Xiao Xin fell asleep after eating only half of it. The operation started as scheduled. A little girl with no history of surgery, her stomach is "clean", like a piece of snow, and she has not been walked by. I didn't sigh silently until I saw her huge ovarian cyst and small uterus. However, just as I made my first cut to the ovary, I felt something strange. This doesn't feel right. It stands to reason that you can see the cyst in front of you by cutting the surface of the ovary, but Xiao Xin can't. On the contrary, something mushy appeared in her ovary, and the incision was slightly widened, and tissues like peeled garlic cloves could be seen. At that moment, there was only one thought left in my mind: this thing is not an ovary at all, it is a bit like a testicle. " Cyst freezing, call the director! "I quickly shouted. Before the director came, I tried to clean up the focus. Every time I took out a small piece of garlic cloves, my scalp became numb. The automatic door of the operating room slowly opened, and I saw the face of the director wearing a mask and felt a sense of tranquility. The director has been engaged in obstetrics and gynecology for 30 years and has dealt with many intractable diseases. I quickly showed her the key points. The director carefully examined, positive and negative, on and off, and my heart tightened with her brow from time to time. After a long silence, the director slowly spit out, "it doesn't look like a benign thing. You should clean it up first. " Almost in an instant, I understood what the director meant-she had never seen anything like it. My brain is rumbling. I subconsciously looked at Xiao Xin's face. She slept so peacefully that she didn't know what she was dreaming. The operating room was surprisingly quiet, and the assistants, nurses and anesthesiologists all tacitly said nothing. It turns out that the word "surgeon" is not the position on the operating table, nor the praise for the success of the operation, but a person who entrusts his life to your hands and goes to sleep without reservation. I believe you can bring her a better tomorrow. But I canceled tomorrow in Xiao Xin. I didn't know that when I was on the operating table, this knife not only didn't cut off the root of the disease, but completely connected me and Xiao Xin in the future. The operation was still in progress and the door opened again. This is the test result of cyst: consider asexual cell tumor. I just removed a part of the cyst with that knife. Xiao Xin's cyst has burst, and the cancer cells may have spread. At present, it is best to have cancer-grade IC stage. Generally speaking, patients need chemotherapy. The younger the cancer patient is, the higher the malignancy is. If Xiao Xin has ovarian cancer, not to mention getting married, even graduating from college may become a luxury. However, although asexual cell tumor is very rare, its prognosis is good. Xiao Xin can live! I walked out of the door of the operating room before I had time to sort out my confused thoughts. The waiting area outside the operating room was crowded with family members, and I searched for Xiao Xin's parents in the crowd. There are only two choices before them: one is to believe this pathological report and directly perform surgery to preserve fertility. But because this report was made temporarily, the accuracy rate was only 70%. Now, if more accurate test results come out in the future, this 18-year-old girl may get a knife in vain and lose an ovary forever. Another option is to wait for accurate pathological results before deciding the treatment plan. This means that Xiao Xin has to have another operation to cut off everything that should be cut off. "Doctor, you mean our daughter has cancer? The middle-aged man stared at me, hoping to get a negative answer from me. I nodded and quickly added, "But we have to wait for the final pathological results. Finally, the operation was terminated and Xiao Xin was pushed out of the ward. Everyone is with her, waiting for the pathological results that affect her fate. All the patients who underwent surgery on the same day as Xiao Xin or even later were discharged from the hospital. Xiao Xin started asking me from time to time when I could leave the hospital. In the first few days, I would say, "We need more observation. I have flatulence and can't go back yet. But she is young after all. Four or five days later, Xiao Xin was alive and kicking. I have to say, you can't go back until the pathological results come out. Xiao Xin avoided my eyes, stared thoughtfully at her toes and turned back to the ward. The day I got a call from the Department of Genetics, my last hope was gone. The report of missing chromosomes surprised everyone.
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When the phone rang for the fifth time, he finally said, "There is something wrong with the project. I have to go back to the company. " I put down my chopsticks. "That's what you said on our wedding anniversary last year. Sorry, I'll be with you on our wedding anniversary next year. I feel sorry for him, because he will never have a chance to spend his wedding anniversary with me next year. 1 Lu Cheng has been very busy recently, so busy that he has no time to reply to my message all day. So he doesn't know I have cancer yet. We talked in college for three years and got married after graduation. At that time, everyone was not optimistic about us, including my parents. But Liu Cheng took me to kneel in front of them and begged them to give him a chance. His parents agreed to give him five years. It only took Lu Cheng three years, and he made small achievements, and the company he partnered with his friends became bigger and bigger. Our life has been greatly improved, and after moving into a new house, parents' attitude towards him has also changed greatly. I also thought I married the right person, retired from the background with peace of mind, became a full-time wife, and was pregnant at home. On the day of finding the clue, Lu Cheng came back drunk and fell asleep. He slept soundly, but the mobile phone in his pocket kept reminding him of new news. When I took out my mobile phone, the screen was still on, and that sentence clearly caught my eye: thank you for spending my birthday with me. I'm really happy. Unconsciously, another message came: If I say I regret it, will you come back to me? I looked at the name of the note and suddenly remembered this man. When he was a freshman, Lu Cheng quickly won the title of school grass. Handsome appearance, superb technology, or admitted to the first place in the college. At that time, I thought, how can there be such a perfect person in the world? So I looked at him curiously and appeared in every possible place. It is also because of this that I was noticed by Lu Cheng. One day, he stopped me on the way to the library, looked at me with a smile and said, "classmate, do you have a hobby of tracking?" "At that time, I didn't believe that this man had a little-known handsome side besides those outside stories. From that day on, I appeared in front of him more openly. He plays basketball and I bring him water. He went for a morning run, but I changed my habit of sleeping late in winter and running behind him with a down jacket. He went to the debate, so I tried my best to go to the scene to cheer him on. Later, he blocked me on the way to the library and asked me seriously if I wanted to be his girlfriend. After learning that Lu Cheng and I were in love, my friends looked at me with a pair of lucky eyes. I also know that many people are waiting to see my jokes. Anything could happen. No one expected that Lu Cheng and I could walk into the marriage hall. If I hadn't received that strange Friend Request on the morning of my birthday, I might never have known that on the day when Lu Cheng asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend, his Bai Yueguang was engaged abroad. Lu Cheng came back the next morning. He saw me sitting on the sofa, his face changed slightly, and then strode to my side. " Why do you get up so early? "Where to get up early? I sat in the living room all night. " Is that all you got to say "I asked. "Lu Cheng eyes flashed with a strange look I'm finished. Sorry, it won't happen next time. ""He wanted to hug me, and I got up to avoid his hand. "Hungry? I'll make you breakfast. " Liu Cheng awkward and finally got up and followed me into the kitchen. "I will help you. Lu Cheng has a bad stomach, because when the company started, he went to socialize every day and got drunk every day. After a long time, there was something wrong with his stomach. The most serious time was when I was taken to the hospital while eating, and I drank my stomach bleeding. I can't bear to see him so indifferent to his health. I asked him not to work so hard several times, but he vowed to sign more bills in order to give me a good life. He did it. He bought the house in the center of our city with his health. So when I decorate, I pay great attention to every place. After breakfast, Liu Cheng went out again and said he would come back to have dinner with me at night. My best friend Lin Huanhuan called me, and the first sentence was: "Is Lu Cheng at home?" "Just went out, what's the matter?" Lin Huanhuan seems to be struggling. "Hey, haven't you heard anything about lime recently?" I asked casually, "What happened to her?" Lin Huanhuan said angrily, "Lu Chengzhen didn't tell you! Wen Ning divorced, she came back and joined Lu Cheng's company. Two days ago, I saw them eating together in a restaurant, talking and laughing. Too cruel! " I clenched my mobile phone and said simply, "They are old friends. It's normal to catch up. "Lin Huanhuan is a little angry." When I was in college, everyone knew that Wen Ning dumped Lu Cheng, not to mention Wen Ning's purpose. Do you trust Lu Cheng so much? "Of course I don't trust, after all, I'm not sure whether Lu Cheng loved me. When I shamelessly posted Lu Cheng for a period of time, I realized that Lu Cheng appeared on the court every day because he was dumped because he was lovelorn, so I wanted to forget that person through busyness. Then I came in. I don't quite remember what Lin Huanhuan said later. I only know that in the evening, Lu Cheng sent me a message saying that the project was not finished and I couldn't come back for dinner at night. I sat at the table, with three dishes and one soup, all of which were Lu Cheng's favorite dishes. When I just graduated, simple scrambled eggs with tomatoes can also be made into dark dishes by me. After being hungry several times, Lu Cheng sighed and said that he wanted to make money and hire a nanny so that I wouldn't be so tired. I don't want to, because at that time, our wages together barely covered the rent, water, electricity and food, and he usually saved a little money for dating. Later, he felt that he couldn't do it anymore, so he started a business with his friends. Starting a business requires a lot of money, and our life is even more difficult. Lu Cheng began to work overtime, go to socialize, and take time to talk about cooperation with customers on weekends. One day, he suddenly came back early and found that I cooked a delicious table, froze for a long time, and then ate three bowls of rice silently. I sat for a long time until my legs were numb, and a message came from my mobile phone, which was sent by Lu Cheng. Sorry, it won't be over for another two hours. Go to sleep first, don't wait for me. The three dishes and one soup on the table are cold. I stood for a while, picked up the plate and used chopsticks to dump all the dishes I hadn't eaten into the trash can. I went to take a shower, maybe I was too tired and fell asleep in the bathtub. I dreamed of landing city when I was in college. He is full of high spirits and there are many suitors around him, but he chose me among so many excellent suitors. When I first got married, I felt that I was living a beautiful dream every day, clinging to him all day, and listening to him patiently tell me over and over again that it was not a dream. I said to him, "Lu Cheng, if this is a dream, I hope I will never wake up. He indulged in saying, "This is not a dream, nor will it be a dream. We will be together for life. But now, the dream has been broken, broken by him, and I am still struggling in the dream. I was awakened by the cold. When I woke up, I was still lying in the bathtub and the water was cold. I have been in poor health, so I quickly dried the water, wrapped in a bath towel and got into bed. The weather in late autumn is not too cold. For me with cold hands and feet, it takes some time to warm the bed. Lu Cheng once warmed me before. Today, he is not here. I have been lying down for two hours and haven't warmed up yet. Before, scenes of his kindness to me flashed through my mind, and I suddenly had the idea of calling Liu Cheng. Over the years, as long as he said he was going to socialize, I trusted him unconditionally and never called or sent a message to ask anything. But today, the idea of calling him is getting stronger and stronger. By the time I came to my senses, I had dialed his number. The phone rang for a long time, but no one answered, and finally it hung up automatically. I sent him a message: How long will it take to come back? The news fell like a stone, and no reply was received. Get up in the morning to boil hot water and soak your feet. I'm finally warm, but I don't feel sleepy. Sitting on the sofa, I suddenly thought of Wenning's WeChat, opened my circle of friends and really saw her update. The picture shows Chinese restaurant dishes. She said: for so many years, only you remember my preferences. Thank you for working overtime with me and eating the Chinese food I have been longing for for for a long time. Somehow, my stomach churned and I went to the bathroom to vomit, but I vomited for a long time and didn't spit anything out. The doctor said that if I didn't go to chemotherapy, I might not last three months. Let me find time to go to chemotherapy as soon as possible. I made an excuse to postpone it. The doctor said many consequences, but I only summed up one: chemotherapy can't cure my disease. When I came out of the hospital, I bought a chestnut cake and went to Lu Cheng's company. Lu Cheng's assistant was surprised and a little flustered when he saw me. " Sister-in-law, why are you here? "I smile," pass by here, just drop by. "The assistant looked at the cake in my hand." It turned out to be his favorite for manager Lu. I will call him for you. ""no, I'll go by myself. The assistant seemed to want to stop me, but it was too late. I pushed open the door and saw Liu Cheng and Wen Ning sitting side by side at their desks. There is a heartfelt smile on his face that I have never seen before. Wenning is as beautiful as before. They don't know what to say. Wen Ning smiled brilliantly. I didn't want to disturb them, but my legs were really sore, so I went to the sofa and sat down. It may have affected them. They both looked at me uniformly, and I clearly saw a little panic on Lu Cheng's face. He got up with a big gesture and long legs came to me. "What brings you here? Why don't you call me in advance? " I handed him the cake. "I was just passing by, so I came up to have a look. Here, there are not many people in line today. Lu Cheng likes to eat chestnut cakes. I knew it when I was in college. I only ate this chestnut cake. Lu Cheng hesitated for a few seconds before answering. " Don't buy it next time, just buy what you like. "He put the cake on the table and led me out." You haven't eaten yet, have you Let's go to eat. "Just took two steps, Wen Ning's voice came from behind:" Ah ... Manager Lu, I like chestnut cakes, too. If you go to dinner, can you give this to me? "I obviously felt Liu Cheng was stiff and stiff, and then looked at me. Before he could speak, I smiled and said, "It turns out that Miss Wen also likes chestnut cakes. Wen Ning said, "Well, this chestnut cake is delicious. I only ate his when I was at school. I didn't finish my meal because Lu Cheng saw that my face was wrong and took me home. The door opened and he hugged me from behind. " I have nothing to do with her, or I won't marry you, Nuo Nuo. Do you believe me? Instead of answering his question, I asked, "Will you lie to me?" "No, I won't lie to you. I was soft-hearted and just wanted to spend my last days with him quietly, so I changed the subject. On this day, Lu Cheng didn't go to the company again. He stayed at home with me and did everything by himself. Turning off the light, he pressed me into his arms and I subconsciously pushed him away. " Today, I can't. "Liu Cheng one leng, and then the tone changed," are you still angry? " "I didn't, I just ..." "Yes, I like chestnut cake because of her, but I'm clean with her now. Do you mind so much? "It's like a pot of cold water pouring down, and I'm cold from head to toe." Liu Cheng, you don't have to tell me. I have convinced myself that this is a coincidence. You really don't need to explain. Or, you explain, because you are guilty? "I'm still in Liu Cheng arms, feeling his whole body collapse in an instant. After a few minutes of silence, I got up and got out of bed. Liu Cheng grabbed my hand and her voice was a little flustered. " Where are you going? ""I want to go to the guest room. " "waxy ..." "let's all calm down. Lying in the guest room, I tossed and turned, and my mind was full of pictures of Wen Ning and Liu Cheng sitting together until it was slightly bright. When I opened the door, I ran into an obstacle under my feet. I backed away in surprise until I heard a voice from outside several times: "It's me, Nuo Nuo. Turn on the light, I saw Liu Cheng sitting on the wall, long legs lying across the door of the guest room at will. It was his foot that I touched just now. " Why are you sitting here? "Lu Cheng said in a hoarse voice," I was really afraid that you would leave ... I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk to you like that. " "I'm fine, don't take it to heart." When I came out, Lu Cheng got up and followed, "What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you." I shook my head, took my bag and went out. "I'm going out for a walk. You go to sleep. You have to work today." Liu Cheng didn't let go. With a hard effort, I was pulled into his arms. He hug a bit tight, "waxy waxy, you don't ignore me. I didn't do anything wrong to you. I only work with her. " "Colleagues can be close enough to sit at the boss's desk and laugh so happily? "Liu Cheng held him tighter." We have no other relationship except our colleagues. Yesterday was an accident, when I was off work ... "I pushed him away." Can colleagues be so close after work? Lu Cheng may have never seen me like this. He looked at me blankly for a long time, then twisted his eyebrows and said, "If you don't like her, I can fire her." I'm afraid of being aggressive, so I stop talking. I thought Lu Cheng said this just to block my mouth, but a few days later, Wen Ning stopped me downstairs. 5 "Suno, can we talk?" I refused. "We have nothing to talk about." "You're scared, aren't you?" Suno said with a smile, "Because I work with Lu Cheng, you have no confidence to keep him, so let him fire me." I'm a little surprised, but I'm also puzzled. Did Lu Chengzhen really fire Wen Ning for me? It's not like him. I quickly adjusted my mood and said, "I never interfere in the company's affairs." If you have any questions, you can ask him. " Wenning gave me a meaningful smile. "This is your permission, suno. See who is the most important in his heart. I think she's bored and keeps wondering about the result. But I didn't expect Wenning to do it that night. In the evening, Lu Cheng sent me a message saying that he would go home for dinner at night, but he didn't send me a message until after eight o'clock saying that he couldn't come back because of something temporary. I asked him when he would come back, but he didn't answer. My sixth sense told me that he was definitely not busy today, so I dialed his number. When the mechanical female voice came from the receiver, I didn't doubt anything, but I was more worried. Lu Cheng also encountered this situation when socializing before, and finally his colleague sent him back. The next day, I asked him why he didn't answer the phone or return messages. He hesitated for a long time before he picked up his mobile phone and told me that it was dead. From then on, he assured me that he would never return messages and never refuse to answer my phone calls. But now, more and more people don't answer text messages or phone calls, but they don't remember his promise to me. Just want to throw the phone aside, a WeChat came in. I opened it, and it was a video of Wen Ning. Her hands fell on Cheng's neck in a circle, and Liu Cheng put his hands in his pockets and let her play with them, her eyes full of spoil. I thought I would collapse at this moment, but I didn't. I watched it again and again like a masochist, and then calmly took my mobile phone, took out my suitcase and began to pack things. This house was bought by Lu Cheng. When buying a house, Lu Cheng only wrote my name in the room book and gave me the right to decorate the house. Looking at the warm nest that I arranged bit by bit, I finally took away only a few sets of carry-on clothes. It is also unnecessary trouble to take some things, so it is better to give them all up. Before going out, I sprayed the perfume he gave me on every corner of the house. I bet he once loved me. I went back to my parents' house with my luggage. When my parents woke up from a dream and nervously asked me if I was having trouble with Lu Cheng, I realized that I shouldn't have come back. what can I do? I miss them very much. Knowing that I hadn't finished my meal, my mother scolded me and cooked me a bowl of noodles. The familiar smell hurts my eyes. "Liu Cheng? Will he believe that you will come back alone? What if something happens in the middle of the night? " I said helplessly, "mom, I am not a child anymore." I only came back because I suddenly missed you. " "Really?" "Really. My parents looked at each other and finally believed me. They asked me to stay for a few days, and I agreed. In the middle of the night, when I was asleep, I heard someone talking outside. Listen carefully, it turned out to be Lu Cheng's voice. I opened the door and went out. My mother is still whispering, "Young people don't quarrel, but it's wrong for you to let her come back alone at night. Liu Cheng, I didn't give you my daughter to do this to you. "Liu Cheng attitude is very good, repeatedly promised to treat me well. When I came out, my mother couldn't say anything more. " It's so late today, you can stay here. It's the tossing and turning dawn again. "My mother went back to my room. I turned into the room, and Lu Cheng followed." Nuo Nuo ... ""Too late. Let's talk about it tomorrow. " "I'm sorry, there are too many things recently. When I finish this period of time, I will accompany you and make it up to you. "I turned to face him." Lu Cheng, did you really work overtime today? "Lu Chenglian doesn't change his expression." What can I do besides working overtime? Nuo Nuo, what happened to you? Is it because the pressure of pregnancy is too great? If you feel tired, we can not have children. If it weren't for that video, I would have believed him. I want to say something. I saw a strawberry print on his neck. Suddenly, the whole body blood began to flow backwards. I would never leave my mark on him so blatantly. But now, he actually let other women leave marks on him, and didn't even notice the lip print on the shirt collar. Looking at the way he firmly lied, I suddenly felt that all my insistence was meaningless. "Divorce, Lu Cheng, let's divorce." Liu Cheng first show incredible expression, and then face fall, "Su Nuo, what are you doing? Am I not good enough for you? Just because I am too busy to accompany you these days, do you want to divorce me? " I pinched my swollen eyebrows. "Lu Cheng, there are lipstick marks on your clothes. I don't need such a bright color number. " Liu Cheng's face changed greatly. He only glanced at his collar and said, "Didn't I tell you everything about taking part in accidental amusement at the dinner table? You want a divorce, right? All right, then you go. We will start at dawn. " I can't say, "OK, see you at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau at 9: 00 tomorrow morning." Liu Cheng metal gray face slam the door to leave, that night, he didn't come back. The next morning, I made an excuse to go out and waited at the Civil Affairs Bureau early. Liu Cheng didn't come. I'm waiting for a call from Lin Huanhuan. "Suno, where have you been?" ""What's the matter? "Lin Huanhuan's voice is very angry. I think she may explode at any time." Do you know who I met in the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital? That little bitch Lu Cheng and Wen Ning! "I didn't react at the time." What are they doing there? "Lin Huanhuan took a deep breath to calm her emotions, but I still recognized her teeth." Wen Ning was pregnant, and I peeked at her filing information. My father wrote about Lucheng in that column. 」7
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