Couplets about Wushu jokes

You are like a fist. Look at the sentences about boxing. Second floor. Xingyiquan kills for three years, but Tai Chi doesn't prevent it for ten years.

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Third floor. To practice amazing art, you must practice for three days in winter and three days in summer.

Talking about hands, eyes, body and steps outside, practicing spirit and thinking feet inside.

Art is not shallow, and it is not missed.

Teachers have been apprentices for three years, and apprentices have been apprentices for three years.

Wen stresses eight methods and Wu stresses eight potentials.

It is better to weigh the muscle one inch long than the meat one minute thick.

When the teacher sees the teacher, do it quickly and do it at night.

Write with your heart and practice martial arts with morality.

Look at it step by step, and then look at it.

As soon as the teacher stretched out his hand, he knew if there was one.

Bend your head and lean on your waist, you can't learn high.

One effort will bring down ten meetings, and one clever effort will break a hundred mistakes.

An inch long and an inch strong, it is difficult to prevent hard chopping.

One inch smaller and one inch smarter, it is difficult to find a heart-warming person in the flash war.

There is no need to be busy if you are nearsighted.

Eyes should be clear, steps should be clear, and progress should be cat-shaped.

Step by step, attack forward, and skilled flying kicks have the upper hand.

Teachers are as expensive as gold, and living on four Liang is only half a catty.

Three fists are not as good as one elbow, and three elbows are not as good as one finger.

It's too late to fight the disease.

Hands up, no mercy.

A master of art is bold, and bold art is higher.

Step down like a steel nail, progress like the wind.

If you don't practice boxing, you will get nothing.

There is someone outside, and there is a day behind.

As far as I can see, this is all nonsense.

Uneven hands and feet must be stealing art.

Reaching your hands and feet is mysterious.

Without an inch of strength, you can't run a foot.

Heaven rewards diligence, and the years are long and wonderful.

The iron bar grinds the embroidery needle, and the work naturally comes.

Practice martial arts at ordinary times and defend yourself in times of crisis.

Hit the sky cover before, and then hit the purple and gold crown.

Knife is like a tiger, sword is like a flying phoenix, and gun is like a Youlong.

Watch your hand with a single knife, watch your walk with a double knife, and watch your hand with a big knife.

If you fly back like an arrow, it will be too slow and burn your fingers.

When the eyebrows are tempted, they will move and go all out.

To practice boxing, practice piling first, and increase strength with big jacking.

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Fifth floor. 1. When fighting, the upper body must be fixed first, and the hands and feet are together. Your fist is like a cannon-shaped dragon wrapped around you. When you meet an enemy, it is like a flame. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt2. I stand in the center with my head down, so it is difficult for people to stand all over, and it is also difficult to prevent even immortals from stepping on the middle door to seize the position. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt3. Hit a yin shoulder and return a yang. Hands are only hidden in the dark, left and right are covered, and the word beam grows dead. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt4. Keep your hands on your chest, like a tiger pouncing on a sheep. Rehearse with actual strength, the elbow is only hidden under the ribs. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt5. It will be easier to hit the left and right sides of Yin and Yang, and the two sides will become natural, and the left and right sides will be aggressive, and the enemy will turn over. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt6. Knee hitting the keys can be fatal, and your hand swings in the middle. It is wonderful to advise you to practice hard and keep your body clean. & ltbr & gt& ltbr & gt7. Keep your feet on the right and don't fail. The news depends entirely on your hind legs, deliberately preventing it from being detected by the enemy, and the momentum is like the wind.

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Sixth floor. The waist is in the snake, and the step is sticky.

Snake-shaped, indicating flexibility; Stickiness originally refers to attaching two objects together, and here is the solution of "sticking to the ground". When describing martial arts, the posture should be flexible and changeable, and the footwork should be low and steady, so that the foundation is solid.

Fists are like meteors and eyes are like electricity.

Meteor means fast; Lightning means bright and fast. It means: when practicing martial arts, you should punch quickly, your eyes should be quick, you should be sensitive, and you should know the opponent's intentions in time.

The gun sticks to a line and the stick hits a large area.

That is to say, it emphasizes the characteristic difference between gun and stick. The gun has a sharp point, and it is the sharp point of the gun that kills the enemy. The stick has no tip, and killing the enemy depends on hitting the end of the stick. Spears are straight lines and sticks are horizontal bars, so there is this proverb. In order to give full play to the role of the spear head, when practicing marksmanship, the posture is changeable, the range of activities is wide, the momentum is unrestrained, the waist force is coordinated with the movements of the upper and lower limbs, the spear body is straight, and the force point reaches the tip of the spear, which requires high accuracy. So it is described as "guns tied in a line". A stick is different from a gun. They don't hit each other with guns. They mainly use the methods of swinging, chopping, sweeping and clouding. Most of them are forced in the horizontal direction, and the action range is large. A dozen is a large area, so it is called "a dozen pieces with a stick". It mainly refers to the technical difference between a gun and a stick.

If you don't see your hand, you don't know who to hit.

Emphasize the importance of speed in martial arts, that is to say, in fighting, whether you punch or high-five, you should move as fast as lightning and hit your opponent at lightning speed.

Don't deliberately shape it, you can't win if you walk the line.

It means: when attacking, the intention cannot be exposed. If the recruitment intention is exposed, it will be detected by the other side, so the attack mode will be

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Seventh floor.

If you don't practice boxing, you will get nothing.

Boxing is not equal to practicing boxing. Boxing refers to the way and strength of exercise and the actual effect of exercise. Pay attention to the way of exercise rather than the actual effect of exercise. If you don't practice boxing, it's called "boxing doesn't practice". Even if you play well, you will always show your legs. Practice is for practicality. Acrobatics has a wide range of meanings, such as increasing strength, improving flexibility, strengthening sensitivity, exercising endurance, increasing breathing ability and improving reaction ability. , all belong to the category of "acrobatics". Mastery of Wushu methods, mastery of Wushu ability, and understanding and application of health preservation are also the contents of acrobatics. The purpose of practicing martial arts is to develop extraordinary skills. Because everyone can box, but not everyone can practice kung fu. For example, Master Hayden's one-finger Zen skill is unique now. This proverb also says, "A fist is useless, but it is empty." .

Martial arts stresses eight methods: punching, kicking and fighting.

Eight methods are eight basic methods of Wushu, namely, manipulation, eye method and footwork.