Help buzzwords "four big and four small"

In order to change the image that villagers can't do great things in the eyes of China people, the village head worked hard for three months and made plans for four major projects:

The first major project: we will put tiles on the Great Wall;

The second major project: we set the equator with Phnom Penh;

The third major project: we will add railings to the Pacific Ocean;

The fourth major project: We will build an elevator for Mount Everest.

Leadership instruction: nonsense. The villagers should be down-to-earth and do more practical things! Down-to-earth, start from small things and do something practical!

Three months later, the village chief came up with a plan-four small projects:

The first small project: put gloves on each fly;

The second small project: put a mask on each mosquito;

The third small project: put an anklet on each mouse;

The fourth small project: Give condoms to every cockroach.