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Are there any funny scripts about the postgraduate entrance examination?
Campus funny drama script "There is no sunshine today"
Deng: Hello, I'm looking for Mr. Chu Chunnan. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Chu: Oh, I am. Who are you? Can I help you?
Deng: Hello, I'm a live reporter from XX TV. We are mainly here to interview the students in your school. His name is Xiao Ran, and he is in the class. This year should be junior year. (Give the press card to Chu)
Chu: Naked? (Surprised) You let him shoot TV? (Chu looks at the press card and gives it back to her)
Deng: Here's the thing. XX City has named the top ten college students this year, and our TV station wants to shoot ten feature films and broadcast them during the awarding period. He was the last one. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Chu: Him? Top ten college students in XX city. ..... Oh, I remember, it seems that Liu Feng participated in the selection! Without him!
Deng: He is the only person who is not recommended by the school but directly recommended by the city. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Chu: (glancing) Why?
Deng: The Director of Education said it himself! ..... no, maybe you don't even know this?
Chu: We really don't know this matter. ...
Lan came down from the stage and knocked at the door. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Chu: Who is it? Please come in. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Lan: Teacher Chu! what can I do for you?
Xiao: Perrin?
Lan: Teacher Chu called me just now and said that he had something very important to tell me. Why, bare, are you there?
Xiao: Ah, (whispering) I asked you for leave. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Lan: Really? (lowers his head in shame)
Chu: (looking at these two people and telling reporters) Reporter Deng, why did you win the prize? Why don't we have letters?
Deng: (surprised) I'm not sure about this either. But yesterday's newspaper has reported all their deeds! They have a great response among the citizens! Otherwise, the TV station can't shoot a feature film! The first one is naked!
Chu: (looking) Yesterday's ... Morning paper?
Deng: Well, why? Don't you have the habit of reading newspapers? This is the glory of your school!
Chu: What was he praised for?
Deng: Yes. ...
Xiao: (Interrupting the reporter) Miss reporter, shall we talk outside?
Chu: Is there anything you can't say here?
Lan: naked. ...
Xiao: I think I deserve this award!
Lan: Bare, don't hide it today!
Xiao: Perrin!
Lan: (excitedly) It is obvious that you saved me, and now you are misunderstood by so many people ... You broke up with such a good girl as Zhi Ting for me. ...
Chu: (puzzled) Save you? What saved you?
Lan: During the holiday internship, a child got an immune disease and needed hormone maintenance. We prescribed him cortisone, but because it was too late, we were in a hurry to go back to the hostel, so we forgot to remind him to take more calcium tablets. I saw the patient and we were going to another village tomorrow, so I didn't have time to tell him, so I asked bare to accompany me back. Because there is no school bus. When I got back to the hotel, it was midnight. On the way, we met some bad people. Bare fought them to the death to save me, but there were too many of them ... Bare was beaten by them, with more than 20 cuts and more than 30 stitches. I went to the hospital and was unconscious for 2 days before I woke up. but I ...
Xiao: No! Perrin! (Looking at Teacher Chu and the reporter) ... Stop talking. (to reporter) Do you think this is really commendable? I didn't do my duty as a friend ... besides, it was not a courageous act at all. Because she is my good friend, and besides, I didn't protect her ... (bowed his head painfully)
Lan: (looking naked, tears keep falling) He stayed in the hospital for a whole month before going to the fields, so. He can't attend the whole internship. And I ... have been taking care of him, and he is afraid that his family will worry, and he didn't even tell his family. ...
Chu: (angrily) What ... you, why didn't you tell me! I'm a tour guide, and I don't even know what happened! You kids!
Deng: I see. 5 1-5 1 Free paper net-Net-Welcome!
Xiao: I beg you, will you stop interviewing me? I bought all the newspapers because I was afraid Perrin would be sad. After all, it's too profound! And anyway, Perrin is just a student, and he is awesome! While I was commended, people couldn't help looking at the victims. If people know, how can she study at school? How will she behave in the future! Everything I've done.
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