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Zahuazhi Rinpoche is famous for his straightforward speech and despises red tape and hypocrisy. Huazhi Rinpoche is the great disciple of Jin Meijia Vinugu and the heir of Jin Meilinba. Hua Zhi also worshipped Doqinzhe isidor Jie, a crazy practitioner of enlightenment, as a teacher and privately studied teaching methods with him. Under the guidance of these masters, Hua Zhi has become a great circle successor who is eager to inherit the esoteric teaching method.
Doqinzhe Rinpoche lives in the wilderness and carries a shotgun, which is often used to wake others up. He is full of fun, and Jiang Yang Qin Zhe Wang Bo, the first master of Qin Zhe, called him a close friend. When Duo Qinzhe died, the first master Qinzhe with super powers felt what was happening in the distance. He said respectfully, "Now the old tramp has integrated into me."
Javey's ox bones opened the Buddha's nature for Hua Zhi Rinpoche. One day, Duo Qinzhe accosted him with exciting words and taught him the reality.
"ah! Why did the Buddhist hero politely keep his distance from me? If you have the guts, come on! You! "
When Hua Zhi approached, Duo Qinzhe grabbed his braid, threw him to the ground and kicked him to the ground.
Hua Zhi smelled the wine on the guru, so he concluded that the guru was drunk and decided not to care about these rude actions with him. Duo Qinzhe saw his mind and scolded him loudly.
"You smelly intellectual!" He shouted, "How can you let such a vulgar idea enter your little heart?" Everything is clean and complete! You old dog! "
He punched Hua Zhi and then kicked him contemptuously.
Suddenly, everything became crystal clear to Hua Zhi.
His self-mind and the non-binary opposition Buddha nature (infinite light of inner awareness) are now one, and at the same time, the sun above him shines in the blue sky.
Hua Zhi experienced an indescribable peace. Instinctively, he sat down and decided to let his grumpy guru enlighten him about his true self at this point.
Later, Hua Zhi Rinpoche said, "Thanks to Duo Qinzhe's incomparable compassion, now my dzogchen's name is Old Dog. I don't have any needs, I just want to wander around freely. " (Blue-green mane of snow lion)
Kill nine bad dogs, kill bad dogs
During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the corvee was heavy, and the villagers in Guo Long Village, Anbu, Chaozhou, had already been driven beyond endurance, determined to teach your officials a lesson. One day, just ten officers went to the village to arrest people for money, so the village boss came forward and made a banquet in the ancestral temple to get them drunk one by one, and then a group of young people who had been lurking outside the ancestral temple rushed in and killed the officers one by one. One of the policemen went to the toilet because of diarrhea. When he came back, he saw this situation outside the door and hurried to the yamen to report the news.
When the murder case reached the imperial court, the emperor ordered She Hanlin to lead the troops to investigate the matter. She Hanlin stopped by to visit her mother in Yuepu Village, her hometown. Mother Guo, a village person, has a plan to quietly pin the needle and thread on her son's handsome national flag. The next morning, She Hanlin found the needle and thread on Shuaiqi before pulling the flag and boarding the ship, and asked her mother what it was for. Mother told her son what you did in Guo Long from the beginning. Finally, with tears in his eyes, he said, "Guo Long is the birthplace of Mother. The flag is connected with the needle, and the needle is even connected with me. You should think about it! "
She Hanlin understood, and when she returned to Korea, she said to the emperor, "The villagers in Guo Long drank too much and killed the police dog by mistake, but they didn't kill the nine policemen. It is only because the pronunciation of' nine' and' dog' in Chaozhou dialect is the same that things are misrepresented. " When the emperor believed it, he stopped pursuing it.
Author: desert solitary Peng
1, hydrangea gets married
Once upon a time, there was a village in Liujiazhuang. There is a tall old man in the village who has no children on his knees. At the age of forty, he gave birth to a daughter named Xiangxiang. When my daughter was two years old, her wife died, leaving her father and daughter. Gao Laohan dragged his daughter to sixteen years old with a handful of shit and urine. Seeing her daughter born like a fairy, she was both happy and worried. I am glad that if my daughter can find a good family in the future, she will rely on it when she is old; What worries me is that Liu Lian, a rogue in the village, wants to keep his daughter for himself.
This Liu Lian, who has two wives, still hangs out all day and doesn't do good deeds. If a girl is attracted to him, she can't escape from his palm. That day was also an accident. Xiang Xiang was picking flowers outside, but she was hit by Liu Lian. Liu Lian was about to be molested when she came up, which scared her to continue screaming and run into the house. Gao Laohan came out and saw that it was Liu Lian. Surprised, he laughed at once: Ah, how did Master Liu come to such a place? Mclynn Killman Liu is holding the dog in one hand and pointing at Lao Gaoman with a whip in the other, saying, "Old deathlessly, is this your daughter?" ? Gao laohan nodded: it was my daughter. Mclynn Killman Liu bent the whip and said, I'll take your daughter away and bring it tomorrow. Gao Laohan said: My daughter is still young. I can't be Elihu. I don't mind saying: small is good! Master Ben likes it tender.
That evening, the father and the daughter discussed the countermeasures together. Although she is young, she is smart, ambitious and strong-willed, and refuses to marry a villain like Liu Lian. Lao Gaoman is in a state of anxiety. Xu Xiang said, Dad, just throw the hydrangea. I will marry whoever grabs it, even if it is a dog or a cat. Lao Gaoman sighed: I can only accept my fate! Bodhisattva bless my son!
Early the next morning, people posted notices, threw hydrangeas and married their relatives at Deyulou Hotel. The men in the village, the poor and the rich, the unmarried, those who want to marry little wives, and the spectators all came, and many people from neighboring villages rushed to hear the news. After noon, Lao Gaoman and Xu Xiang boarded Deyu Building and looked down. It was dark. I want to see it clearly before throwing it, but I can see it clearly there! I think, Buddha bless! As soon as you close your eyes, throw the hydrangea into the air. The hydrangea wobbled downstairs, and the people on the ground were pushing and shoving, which was a mess. At this moment, I heard several dogs barking, and a mass of white things flew like lightning and bit the hydrangea. Everyone came to their senses and looked intently. It turned out that a white-haired dog grabbed the hydrangea and couldn't help laughing. At this time, Liu Lian separated the crowd and came over. At first glance, it looks interesting. So the dog is his! The man pointed a whip at the upstairs and shouted, Gao, it's a compliment to marry your daughter to me. You are determined to throw hydrangeas. What now? My dog robbed the hydrangea, and your daughter is not mine yet! It's not that easy to escape from my palm! Somebody please. Take that chick back to get married!
Xiang can be heard clearly upstairs. I thought the hydrangea I threw was actually snatched by Liu Lian's dog. I was ashamed and angry. I blacked out at the moment and suddenly fainted. Gao Laohan cried with his daughter in his arms. Liu Lian's servant has rushed upstairs. Whether he likes it or not, he picked up the incense and left. Seeing that his daughter was robbed, Gao Laohan risked his life to cling to him and was thrown to the ground by Liu Lian's minions.
Xiang was carried downstairs, and suddenly she woke up crying. At this time, I heard someone shouting upstairs: no, Gao Laohan jumped off the building! Everyone looked back and saw Lao Gao fall to the ground with a bang, bleeding and dying. Xiang suddenly stood up and screamed with heartbreak: "Dad-rushed over and threw himself on Lao Gaoman and burst into tears. The white dog followed him, wagging his head, squatting beside the old man's body, looking sad. Everyone was surprised. 2. Fairy Dream
Liu Lian caught incense at home and asked the old lady to enlighten and take care of it. She wants to consummate the marriage when Xiangxiang is in a better mood. All these old women say is to eat well and dress well with Master Liu and so on. Candles are there to listen. They don't touch the tea and rice sent. They didn't say a word all day, just kept crying. After a long time, the old lady was tired of talking, and the care for incense was slack. Xiang Xiang bumped her head against the wall when people were not looking, which scared the old lady to open her mouth. Just then, I saw a flash of white light, Xiang's head hit a soft thing, and then I heard a poof, and something fell to the ground. Xiang opened her eyes and saw a white dog lying on the ground, its hind legs kept twitching, and her eyes were looking at her piteously, tears dripping out. Xiangxiang has never seen a dog cry. This is a human dog! It is saving itself with its own life! Xiang forgot to commit suicide, just picked up the dog and stroked its stomach. The place where it hit was already blue. Xiang Xiang told the old lady to bring a hot towel, apply it, and then gently massage it. The white dog obediently lay in Xiang's arms and closed his eyes. Xiang thought, is this my husband? If only you weren't a dog.
A few days later, Xiangxiang has been taking care of the dog. The dog is slowly recovering. On this day, Liu Lian came and told Xu Xiang that there would be a wedding today. Then, an old lady will wash her face, shave, comb her hair, put on new clothes, and then help her out to pay homage. Xiang refused to go out anyway. Liu Lian, afraid of wedding date's accident, said no.
Xiang quietly hid a pair of scissors under the pillow, preparing to fight with Liu Juan at night.
At night, Liulian came in drunk. When he saw the incense, he jumped up like a wolf and was about to take off his clothes. Xiang drew scissors from under the pillow and plunged into Liu Lian's chest. Although she drank a little too much, she was not confused. Seeing the scissors coming, she freed her left hand and grabbed Xiang's right wrist. Then she grabbed the scissors with her right hand and threw them on the ground. She laughed: little beauty, you are still a little young to play with me. You said you were tearing fragrant clothes. It's no use beating and biting. Continued fragrance thought that she would be humiliated tonight, and she couldn't help but be extremely indignant. Passing 18-wheeler, I saw a mass of white things under the bed, and then I heard Liu Lian howl. Liu Lian looked back and saw that it was his dog that bit his leg, and the blood ran down his trousers. Liu Lian cursed, but the dog barked at him crazily. When he found something was wrong, he limped out quickly.
Xiang put the dog on the bed, touched its back hair and asked, What's your name? The dog shook his head. It can understand people! Xiang Xiang cheered and said, You have saved me several times, so I will call you Baolong. The dog nodded.
The next day, Liu Lian ordered his servants to poison the dog. The poisoned meat was served, but Baolong smelled it and refused to eat it. The servants have tried all methods to no avail. Mclynn Killman Liu had to personally come up with a deadly trap to trap Bao Long, take him to the yard, and ask his servant to bring him a stick, ready to hang him and kill him. Suddenly I heard someone shout: Stop it! It turned out to be incense. She said to Liu Lian, as long as you let him go, I will dance with you. Liu Lian lifted Xu Xiang's chin and said, If you play tricks again, I will kill you! Incense said, you have to give me three days. Mclynn Killman Liu agreed, and then asked the servant to lock Baolong up.
That night, Xiang Xiang couldn't sleep, thinking about how to deal with it. She thought and thought, and unconsciously came to a place with beautiful scenery and white clouds floating by. At this time, an old man with a rosy face floated from the air, only to hear him say, close your eyes, son, and come with me. With a wave of your hand, you will feel the fragrance floating and the wind blowing in your ear. Before long, the old man said, here we are, Lingyin Mountain. There is a hole in the mountain, and there is a spring in the hole, so it is called back to Xingquan. No matter what animal drinks the spring water, it can become a human again. Say that finish, disappeared. Xu Xiang shouted: Xian Weng! Xian Weng! I woke up suddenly, but I had a dream. When she got dressed and got up, it was the bright moon and all the laziness, and the scene in her dream just now became clearer in her mind. She remembered Bao Long and suddenly had an idea. 3. Run for your life to find the mountain
Xiang is willing to die here. It is better to run, there is a chance. Dreams, whether true or false, are also hopes. As long as we can change Baolong back to human form, we will desperately look for Lingyin Mountain. Thinking of this, she quietly came to the cage, let Baolong out, then slipped to the back door, left unattended, and opened the door facing west.
Two people out of the village, the front is a piece of Yuan Ye, not far ahead is the forest. At this time, I heard a lot of people behind me, torches were burning, and I continued to know that Liu Lian and his men were chasing me and running like hell. Then I knew that the road was dark and I couldn't run fast, so I kept wrestling, and Baolong was so anxious that he shouted. The torch is getting closer and closer. Someone found them and shouted, You can't escape here! Baolong turned around and stood there motionless. When Xiang saw it, she turned and stopped. Longchong called Xiang Zhi, which means she wants to run, Xiang refused, saying, die together! Baolong shook his head and waved his front paws, but he still refused to go. At this time, the torch has reached the front, and Baolong shouted and rushed over. A bite. Those people were unprepared, bitten to the east and west, crying for their parents, and couldn't get up on the ground. The dragon took the opportunity to run into the forest with incense, running and running, and I don't know how many roads it ran. Suddenly, Xiang slipped and rolled down.
I felt something licking my face in the hazy fragrance. When I opened my eyes, it was Baolong. The sky is a fiery red sun, with clear running water beside it. She found herself lying in a mountain stream, trying to get up, but unable to move in pain. The dragon saw her wake up and left. After a while, he grabbed a handful of grass, chewed it in his mouth and applied it to the injured place. Xiangxiang's shoes ran away, and there was no good meat on both feet. Baolong applied medicine and went to pick some wild fruits to satisfy his hunger, thus taking care of Xiang. A week later, Xiangxiang's wound miraculously healed. She knitted a pair of straw sandals and followed Baolong forward.
They climbed mountains and passed through many difficulties and obstacles. One day, they came to a high mountain. The mountain is dark and sinister, and several animal barks are frightening. There was a sudden gust of wind that made people unable to open their eyes. After the wind, Xu Xiang opened her eyes and saw a big white tiger with black stripes coming at her with its maw open. Seeing its front paws in front of her eyes, she suddenly heard Bao Long roar and pounced on the white tiger, and they bit into a ball. Xiang stood there for a while, not knowing what to do. When she woke up, Bao Long was covered in blood. The incense was urgent, and I shouted: I will fight with you! Hit your head against the white tiger! Pity this weak woman and swear to save Baolong. The white tiger was hit by incense, turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared. Look at Bao Long again, he is dying, and he is so angry. Xiang picked up Baolong, walked forward step by step, saw a cave, went in and put Baolong down, sniffed his nose, and was dead. Tears poured down her eyes, thinking about how much danger she had experienced when she escaped from Liujiazhuang. Now that Lingyin Mountain has not been found, Baolong will die. How could she want to! I have to save him! Xiang jumped into Bao Longxing's mouth and sucked the blood bite by bite. That blood is dirty and fishy, and it smells disgusting, let alone sucked! After smoking for seven days and seven nights, at last, the blood was a little smelly, but she still didn't give up. When the last bit of blood was sucked out, a miracle happened: Baolong took a slow breath and then opened his eyes: she saw She Xiang's tears gurgling outward. Suddenly, her eyes closed and she fell to the ground. 4, deformation talk about the edge
Xiang Xiang woke up and was happy to see that Baolong was all right, but tears flowed out disobediently. Longlong also cried, and they remembered the hardships along the way and cried bitterly.
Xiang Xiang and Bao Long went on their way, asking many people who didn't know where Lingyin Mountain was. The dragon looked haggard and felt sorry. He shook his head at her and refused to go, meaning that he would not look for it. He settled down in this deep forest and lived in Taoyuan. Incense refused to give up, and said to Baolong, I will find it even if I find the ends of the earth, so that you can become my husband again. I am very touched.
Perhaps the sincerity of Xiang touched God. Just when they were almost desperate, a mountain appeared in front of Xiang. This is Lingyin Mountain in Xiangmeng. Xiang and Bao Long climbed the vine and finally found the cave. Incense with water gourd, go into the cave to get water. Suddenly, a boa constrictor came out of the hole, opened its mouth and swallowed incense in one gulp. The dragon came to help, but it was too late. Xiang felt herself sliding slowly along the belly of the black and cold python, and then a light appeared. When she saw a hole, she came out. At this time, Baolong had arrived and the python was gone. Only the scars left along the way are gone, which is more beautiful than before. Water hyacinth is full of water hyacinth, so give it to Baolong quickly. After only one sip, the dragon rolled on the ground in pain. What's going on here? Is this water poisonous? Xiang didn't dare to give him a drink, but I thought everything in my dream had come true, so I should believe Xian Weng's words. So I gave Baolong a second sip, and Baolong stopped rolling and lay there convulsing in pain. I saw the scalp split, the skin fell off, blood flowed out, revealing Bai Sensen's meat. Xiang gave him a third sip, but Baolong stopped and didn't breathe. Xiang wondered if she had drunk too much and died of poisoning, and she regretted it very much. Xiangxiang stayed with Baolong for three days and nights. She couldn't hold on any longer and fainted.
I don't know how long it took, but someone pushed and shouted: Xiang, wake up! She opened her eyes and saw a handsome young man standing in front of her. Xu Xiang asked who you are? How do you know my name? The young man said, I am Bao Long. Stand up with incense and ask in surprise, are you Baolong? Baolong nodded straight. Xiang threw herself into his arms, knocked on his shoulder with her hand and sobbed. How many days and nights, how many difficulties and obstacles, how many times where will you go, now finally have the result, how can you not cry with joy! Baolong touched her hair and said to Xiangxiang, We want to be happy. Xiang Xiang said that she was happy, so she smiled through tears, but tears still flowed down. She sat down with Xiang in her arms and told her about her past life and how she was reborn as a dog.
It turned out that Bao Long's former life was called Qi Wenxuan, a college student, who went to the state capital to be an official, an honest and frank person. He was honest all his life and should have gone to heaven after his death. However, it is fair to say that an official in the same dynasty was a villain who bullied the people and was insatiable, and should go to hell. Knowing that there were bribery in heaven and hell, Yan Di paid off the little gods and evil spirits who were responsible for the registration and distribution of the dead. These little ghosts and gods changed Qi Wenxuan and Gou Yan's land, trying to send Qi Wenxuan to hell. Qi Wenxuan complained to heaven, but he didn't know that if he made money layer by layer, all his joints were opened and all his complaints were rejected. Qi Wenxuan refused to accept it and wanted to sue the jade emperor, who didn't even dare to look at it. Seeing that time is up, he has no choice but to go to hell. Cruelly, this switch, originally Ji Wenxuan reincarnated as a master, became a dog, and if reincarnated as a dog, became a master, which is now Liu Juan.
Baolong sighed and said that the whole world said that as long as the past lives were well repaired, future generations could enjoy happiness. They know the darkness of heaven and hell!
I was deeply moved by the fragrant words. Say to baolong, now that you are finally out of your misery, is there anyone to help you?
Bao Long said that just as there are honest and corrupt officials in the world, there are good gods and good ghosts in heaven and hell. My story was known by a good ghost. This is very unfair. After reading my later book, I revealed a little mystery, saying that even if I am reincarnated as a dog, I still have a chance. The key is to see if I can grasp it. Every opportunity is a test of life and death. If I am not careful, I will give up all my efforts. He also said that there would be one person to help me, and two people could work together to save the day. I saw you throw a hydrangea the other day, and I thought it was an opportunity, so I tried my best to grab it.
Xiang hammer hit Bao long and said, you are bad, so you had a plan. So what will happen to us in the future?
Don't talk about good ghosts, anyway, they are full of hardships and dangers, and they will be finished if they are not careful. You must be prepared for hardship.
Xiang Xiang said, as long as I am with you, I will not be afraid of suffering again!
Bao Longxiang held it tightly in her arms. 5. Zhong Kui Palace Examination
Baolong and Xiangxiang have no relatives to vote for. After discussion, it is better to go to the capital, which is at the foot of the emperor, prosperous and peaceful, and easy to make a living. So they crossed mountains and rivers, went through hardships, came to Beijing, rented a small house, and temporarily stayed. Xiangxiang does some needlework for people, and Baolong works for people, and the days are getting better day by day. Xu Xiang said, we are not married, live in a room, afraid of being laughed at, it is better to have a wedding. The dragon said, you have suffered a lot for me. I must get ahead, marry you with great fanfare and hold a wedding with great fanfare. As a result, this Baolong studied hard day and night, plus he was a college student in his last life, and he was smart. After three years, he learned a lot. This year, Xu Xiang was 20 years old. Bao Long said that if we were in high school this year, we would have a happy event. Continue to be fragrant and look forward to the early exam every day. The examination period finally arrived, and Baolong passed all the way. After layers of screening, he broke into the court exam. The title of the court exam is "The Way of Governing the Country". The dragon thought of all kinds of disadvantages of the world, heaven and hell, so he summed them up, stated them one by one, put forward countermeasures, and wrote thousands of words magnificently. When the examiner saw Baolong's paper, he was secretly surprised and reported it to the emperor for demarcation. When the emperor saw it, he couldn't put it down, even saying good things! Good text! I didn't expect such talents in our dynasty. Immediately, the master of the imperial pencil awarded the first prize and awarded the first prize to the government.
On the day of the release of the list, the alley where Pegasus once reported that the dragon lived suddenly became lively, and the people were surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside, vying to witness the elegant demeanor of the champion Lang. Your honour parted the crowd, helped Bao Long to get on the horse, and went to visit the city in red. When he came back from his trip, your officials helped Baolong move to his new house. Neighbors in the alley came to see me off one after another, some sent eggs and some sent red dates, which moved me to tears. Aunt Wang, the neighbor, took Xu Xiang's hand and said, I knew this child would have a good future and your life would be good. Are the blessings of past lives. You should come back to see me more often. Incense said with tears: Aunt, I won't forget your care for us in recent years, and I will come to see you often.
With the carriage gone, people still gathered there waving their hands and refused to disperse.
Bao Long and Xu Xiang came to their new home. At first glance, it is a mansion with three big characters on the door and the inscription of the emperor. Baolong likes it very much. The housekeeper and servant came up to meet the new master and just went to work.
Taking advantage of this festival, Bao Long and Xu Xiang arranged this happy event. The news spread like wildfire, and for several days, Beijing officials, private soldiers in this high school, Tan Hua and other nouveau riche came to congratulate the New Year and Naofu. On this day, several people came again. Bao Long and Xu Xiang were shocked: one of them was Liu Lian! It turned out that Liu Lian's uncle was an official in the capital, bribed the examiner through his relationship, got the test questions, let people write articles in his clothes in advance, quietly pulled open his clothes and cheated during the exam, and he was also on the list. This Liu Lian wants to make friends with the new champion, so that she can have a care in officialdom in the future. She invited several sons from Xinzhong to congratulate her. She doesn't want to see incense. She feels familiar. At that time, she couldn't remember where she had seen it. After watching it for a long time, she suddenly felt very fragrant, but now it is more beautiful than before, with a little more wealth and elegance. So I tried to ask Baolong: Is your wife's name Xiang? Bao Long was afraid that he would be entangled, so he said his name was Hà Thu. When she saw Liu Lian, she was so angry that she wanted to beat him out with a stick, but she was afraid that he would see through his identity and get into trouble, so she had to smile.
When Liu Lian left, he continued to sip incense and told Baolong that this guy seemed to recognize me. What should I do? I can't help but be a little worried. The dragon said, no, not in those days. He doesn't know my background. I am a top student in the new department now. What can he do to me? Xu Xiang said that this person is vicious and has some background, so it is better to guard against it.
Liu Lian can't do business properly, but crooked ways are really powerful. Soon, she asked someone to ask if the wife of the champion was called Xiangxiang. This Baolong doesn't know me. Why did he hide his wife's name? There must be a ghost here! I used to be my wife, but now I'm someone else's wife. I feel very uncomfortable and lovesick. I don't think about tea and rice all day, and I'm in a trance, pestering my uncle to find a way to get it. When his uncle saw that Liu Lian was dying, he thought that if anything happened to his brother, he would have to promise. He asked Mclynn Killman Liu: Is the official who renewed incense Bao Long, the top scholar in the new department? Mclynn Killman Liu said yes. Mclynn Killman Liu's uncle has been in the officialdom for a long time and cheated. He pondered for a long time, then suddenly patted his thigh and said, Yes! Drafted the memorial overnight and presented it to the emperor in person. The emperor couldn't help flying into a rage.
On this day, Bao Long got up early in the morning and prepared to go to North Korea to play a role. A group of officers patrolled outside, and under the guidance of the imperial edict, they read aloud: The emperor said: Bao Long, the champion of the new division, ignored the emperor's favor, deliberately rebelled and immediately threw himself into prison. I admire that. Then he threw the imperial edict to Bao Longlong, and it froze for a while. When I was on patrol, I couldn't help myself, so I bet on Baolong and left.
Xiang chased after him and shouted: Baolong! Baolong! Black at the moment, a crashing to the ground. Step 6 ask questions at the meridian gate
Bao Long was put into prison, put on prison clothes and escorted to Zhili yamen for a surprise trial. The presiding judge is Hu Duan. When he saw the prisoner take it up, he clapped his hands and shouted, Who is kneeling down? Why don't you sign up in the express! Bao Long Yiyi answered. Hu Duan said, since you are the top scholar in the new department, why don't you want to work, but you want to rebel and bring down the dragon? There is no intention of rebellion. Hu Duan said that someone reported that you gathered together to plot, wanted to be emperor, and pretended to be the only thrill. You don't want to rebel, so why did you name it Baolong? Baolong realized that it was his own name that caused the trouble. Baolong really didn't know how to answer this question, saying that it was taken by Mrs. Xiang, for fear that the world would laugh at it and others wouldn't believe it. He thought for a long time, and suddenly remembered the dream told by the incense, and replied that it was given by the gods. It's ridiculous for Hu Duan to hear this. It seems that I only shed a tear when I saw the coffin. Now, just call a cruel punishment to wait on you and kill Abaolong several times. That's the same sentence. The emperor urged the trial result, but Hu Duan had no choice but to report it truthfully. The emperor felt a little strange. He went to the hall himself and heard the same sentence. The emperor asked him if he could confirm that the name was given by the gods and shook his head. The emperor was furious and ordered the launch of the meridian gate to behead.
After she woke up, she quickly inquired about Baolong's whereabouts everywhere, only to find someone there pointing out that she wanted to make money. Shortly after Kong Lung graduated from high school, she had to sell some tableware to earn extra money, and then went to the office and cell to make money layer by layer. It was finally discovered that because she was named Baolong, she violated the emperor and committed the crime of treason and death, and was about to be taken to the meridian gate for beheading. Incense is urgent, beating gongs and drums to complain. Hu Duan went to court and asked if Bao Long's wife Xu Xiang had wronged her husband, saying that the case was decided by the emperor. Now that the case has been closed, please ask the chief to kick Xu Xiang out.
Incense don't cry out "desperate" every day, just crying in the street, complaining that the emperor is fatuous and suing the emperor. This is really a bold move! Watching the crowd around her is like watching a play, thinking that she is crazy.
Just then, I heard a gong and someone shouted to get away. A luxurious sedan chair was carried by guards and servants. The crowd suddenly dispersed, Xiang Xiang saw clearly, ran and knelt in front of the sedan chair, shouting grievances. The guard was about to drag the incense away when he heard a voice from the car: slow down! Then I asked her who she was, and she said it was the wife of the new champion. There was a deep sigh in the car: What grievances do you have? Who are you going to sue? Xu Xiang said that the emperor killed people indiscriminately, so she broke her husband's rebellion, sentenced him to death and sued the emperor for life. The people in the car shouted: bold! You should be beheaded! Aren't you afraid of death? Incense sneered: If I can't save my husband, what's the point of living? I have put my life and death at risk. The emperor is so stupid that he can rule the world by his name! The people in the sedan chair are secretly amazed, thinking that there is such a bold and spoony woman in the world. I might as well give it a try and maybe be saved. Just ask: do you have a form paper? Xu Xiang answered: There is no formal paper, so I want to argue with the emperor face to face. If I win, the emperor will forgive my husband's innocence. If I lose, I am willing to go to court with my husband. The man in the sedan chair shouted, Go back to the sedan chair! I saw this sedan chair turn around and go straight to the palace.
Xu Xiang asked others who was in the sedan chair, and someone who knew him said it should be Zhang Zhengyi, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty. It turned out that the prime minister read Bao Long's Wan Yance and appreciated the talent of the new champion. When he learned that his name was unfair and was found to be black, he knew that he had been wronged. He wanted to intercede for him, but the emperor decided the case himself. This Bao Long doesn't know the origin of his name, and he is afraid of getting into trouble. He was regarded as a traitor by the emperor, so he was not prominent. After listening to Xu Xiang just now, I think she will definitely clarify the facts, so she is willing to take a chance.
Xiang Xiang was a little relieved, and there seemed to be a glimmer of light. At this time, I heard someone escorting, and a group of warriors came in a prison car. The people in the car have been tortured into human form, and they seem to have lost consciousness with their heads down. Looking carefully, it turned out to be Bao Long, crying and running to the prison car. When he heard someone shouting, he opened his eyes and looked around. Seeing that she had been caught by the samurai and could not get close, he tried his best and shouted, Madam, be careful! Don't miss me, find a good family and live a good life, please! Xiang cried: no! Mutually assured destruction! The scene was so sad that all the men and women at the scene cried. Some people know that the champion in the prison car is the new champion, and then some people lament that it is a pity that some people with greater courage are unfair. They say how can the top scholar in the new scholar rebel? The court is really a mess!
Bao Long was taken to the execution ground at Wumen, and was beheaded three minutes later. The crowd was blocked by the samurai outside the execution ground, and the incense could only look at Baolong from a distance. Think about the fact that the Prime Minister has been away for several hours, and there is no news at all. I feel anxious like ants in my pants. Only three shots were heard, and the supervisor threw a red sign on the ground and shouted, Execute! The executioner put the bag faucet on the case slot, patted the water on his neck and said, today is your memorial day next year, no wonder I'm here. With that, he held the bright broadsword high above his head and cut it at Baolong's neck.
Xiang screamed and fainted. Step 7 make trouble
At this critical moment, I suddenly heard the call of keeping people under the knife, and the executioner's knife suddenly stopped in the air, and all the onlookers breathed a sigh of relief.
A horse arrived as fast as Ma Rufei, immediately jumped off a samurai, handed the word probation written by the emperor to the supervisor, and told him that the emperor and queen would arrive soon.
Xiang Xiang has woken up. She was told that there was no execution, and the emperor will arrive soon. Xiang mixed with sadness and joy, suddenly came to strength, stood up and ran to Bao Long. The guards know that this is the wife of the new champion. They didn't want to be too hard on Baolong when they saw that she was going to be exempted from the death penalty. They are happy to be good people and let her go.
The precious dragon head squatted on the case slot and closed his eyes to die, but the knife didn't come down. He vaguely heard someone calling who put who under the sword. This will hear someone calling his name again, as if it were fragrant, as if in a dream, so he looked up and found that Mrs. Long Hair was stumbling and crying.
Xiang came to the front, and the two embraced together, and tears welled up in their eyes. The world was moved by it. The dragon said, I thought I would never see you again. Xu Xiang said, I sued the emperor and argued with him here in the future. If you win, your husband will be saved. Lost, you * * * went to Huanglong to get a big surprise, saying that you told the emperor that this one alone is a capital crime, winning there, why did your wife put her life on it, and you are so old?
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