Tell jokes to two cats.

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "everyone calls me rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "Everyone calls me a pig!" " "

The dog said, "Everyone calls me a puppy!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The American said, "Our first lady's name is American mother."

The German said, "Our first lady is called German mother."

The Frenchman said, "Our first lady is called Mother France."

The Japanese said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."

He Jie said: "My fans say my idol is Jay."

Said, "My fans say my idol is Chang."

Chris Lee said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said, "I teach senior math this semester."

The college physics teacher said, "I teach big things this semester."

The analog electronics teacher said, "I teach analog electronics this semester."

The socialist economy teacher said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Peking University said, "I'm from Peking University."

The students of Tianjin University said, "I am older."

The students of Shanghai University said, "I went to college."

Xiamen University said: "You talk, I'll go first!" "

General Li Zongren said, "I am kind!"

General Fu Zuoyi said: "I am just!"

General Zuo Quan said, "I have this right!"

General Huo Qubing said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Minolta users said: "We are beautiful women!"

Canon users said: "We are beautiful!"

The user of Huaguang said: "We are from China!"

Nikon users said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said, "My door is a wooden door."

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said, "My door is made of plastic."

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of iron. Lao Wang said, "My door is an iron gate."

The door of Lao Zhao's house is made of steel. Lao Zhao said, "You talk, I'll go first!" "

The students of the Teachers College said, "I am from the Teachers College. "

The students of the Railway Institute said, "I'm from the Iron Institute."

The students in the vocational college said, "I am from the vocational college."

The students of the technical college said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The marine said, "I play with boats."

The air force soldier said, "I play with planes."

The army soldier said, "I play tanks."

The second artillery soldier said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The cat said, "I can't change my bad taste."

The cow said, "I can't change it by eating grass."

The frog said, "I can't change it by eating worms."

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "