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Change a whole set of jokes
In class, the beautiful female teacher carefully explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is a "little pig" and "squab" is a "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with the word "milk". Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts. Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... it's useless ... change it. Xiaoming: I jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school. Teacher: (dizzy) ... no ... change to another one. Xiao Ming: ... teacher, I really can't think of it. I want to pop my nipples.
There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……
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