Ten jokes, urgently needed! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Man: Hey, your meaning.

Woman: It's you Yida.

Man: You can have this box of Yida.

Female (shy) Why?

Because ... because I have a show! I can't stop! !

2; There was a beautiful woman in ancient times who liked to eat at night. Later, she ate too much and ate with a spoon. The more you eat, the more you eat with a big fork year after year, and women become fat and ugly. From then on, in order to alert future generations, people called the fat woman who ate at night a hag.

3; It is said that the poet Li Bai generally doesn't like to visit other people's homes. Why? Because a guest wants to eat, the host often says politely, "Li Bai eats, Li Bai eats ..." "You idiot ..."

4; "Mulan, I like you! Let's be together!

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"Do you know that I am a woman? ! !

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"Wocao, are you a woman? ! !

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5; The Chu people wanted to insult him, because he was short, so they specially opened a small door next to the city gate and invited Yan Zi in. Yan Zi said, "If I can get into such a small hole, I am not a Yan Zi, but a swallow."

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6; How many girls came to Beijing with Cinderella's dream, the prince didn't come, the smog came, and finally they got their wish and became Cinderella.

7; When I was shopping with my girlfriend, I saw a Venus sculpture. I said, "The purpose of this sculpture is to tell people that a woman online shopping is so fierce that she spent all her money and didn't even wear clothes. Finally, she cut off her hand. "

My girlfriend felt very reasonable after listening to it, so she changed to a rich boyfriend.

8; That is, the judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money?

The criminal said: I can't print real money.

9; Mother pig bathed the pig, and the pig said, "Mom, the water is too hot!

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Hearing this, the mother pig added some hot water, and the pig was scalded to death. . .

Mother pig proudly said, "hey, that's great, the dead mouse doesn't feel cold!"

10; One radical often hurts Christians.

On this day, after killing several Christians in the street, he caught a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?"

The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen ... "

"hmm? !

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"... before the vines, the tender green water drops just germinated, and the melons and cows carry heavy shells ... I hope I can help you.