A funny joke about health, about 100 words, thank you.

Students in Tsinghua are professionals. Today, I heard a man call in Building C: "At first you treated me like oxygen, but later you became >"; Air, then carbon dioxide, has now regarded me as carbon monoxide. What do you mean! "

Women in the new century: enter the hall, go out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive good cars, buy new houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Penguin GG and penguin MM went on a date. Penguin MM hasn't arrived at the date yet. Penguin GG has been looking around ... left, right ... left, right ... penguin MM came and saw penguin GG like this. I was angry! A slap in the face came and scolded: "You fucking think you are logging in to QQ!"