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2. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
3. Listen to you and waste ten minutes.
4, waiting for you, it is better to die, at least death will come.
5. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't even have my WeChat, but you do.
As long as you become a waste, no one can use you.
7. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.
8. Some people said I was poor, but I smiled. Aren't you talking nonsense?
9. I still can't forget him. When the suona blew, I thought it was him.
10, do you think it's good to bow to life? Life wants you to kneel down.
1 1. Life is like a dream, I can't sleep, life is like a play, life is like a song.
12, after entering the society, I found that I can't spell my parents, but only Pinduoduo.
13, I just burned my tongue after eating noodles. It hurts. Is there anyone whose abdominal muscles are ice?
14, the game and you, of course I chose you. Playing games will lose, but playing you won't.
15, I want to take a selfie in Weibo, but I can't send it out. So I'm wearing sunscreen.
16. If you want to cry one day, call me and let me know that you have today.
17. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?
18. If my parents had used the energy that forced me on themselves, I would have been a rich second generation.
19, the first time I failed to go to Maldives for a holiday because of the epidemic. A few years ago, I had no money.
20. Is there anyone online dating? I can only accept 50km long-distance love, and my battery car will be dead any further.
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