A very short English joke

When listening to other people's jokes, I feel funny and cold, but when I watch them, I laugh too hard. Have you ever had such an experience? Here are a few short English jokes, I hope they will make you laugh.

Very short tattoo of English joke (1)

During World War II, Tom and I were married for a few months, and he was sent to Pearl Harbor. In his first letter, he wrote: "I want to tattoo a naval warship on my Chester." ?

During World War II, Tom and I had just been married for a few months when he was sent to Pearl Harbor. In one of his early letters, he wrote: I want to tattoo naval warships on my chest. ?

I didn't beg, but simply answered:? Give me a photo of your tattoo, and I'll put a copy on my chest. "

I didn't discourage it, but simply replied to the letter:? Send me a picture next to your tattoo, and then I'll get one on my chest. ?

We have been married for 5 1 year. Neither of us has a tattoo.

We have been married for 5 1 year now, and no one has a tattoo.

Very Short English Jokes (2) Care

A customer in front of my counter is complaining about the low interest rate in his savings account. He finally said that he would take all the money out of the bank, dig a hole in his backyard and bury it.

A customer stood in front of my cashier window and complained that the deposit interest rate was too low. Finally, he said that he had taken all the money out of the bank, dug a hole in his backyard and tidied it up.

The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir, I overheard. Tell me, what is your address? " .

The cashier in the next window leaned over and said, sir, I was really unhappy, but I listened anyway. Tell me, where do you live?

Very short English jokes (3) Too nervous

My little daughter likes animals, but one day she was bitten by a little vole she found. She put it in her pocket and took it home, telling me what happened. Worried about rabies, I called the animal protection association in our town and was told that the animal must be examined and they would send someone to pick it up.

My little daughter likes animals. But one day, she was bitten by a little vole she found. She put the animal back in her pocket and told me what had happened. Afraid that she might be infected with mice, I called the private hospital in the town. They told me that the little animal should be examined and they would send someone to take it away.

When the SPCA truck stopped, a big man got out of the car, put on a pair of gloves, and took a trap stick and a big cage from the back of the truck. I tried to hold back my laughter and handed him a small shoe box with mice in it.

The truck from the community hospital stopped at my door and a big man got off. He put on protective gloves and took out a stick and a cage from the trunk of the car. I

I held back my laughter and handed him the Du box containing voles.

"Lady," he said, seeing my expression, "all they told me was that it was a wild animal."

? Lady. When he saw my face, he said? They only told me that it was a good animal. ?

Very short English jokes (4) Strange!

My first job as a waiter was in a coffee shop. Our lunch featured "Tuna Salad Surprise", a tuna sandwich with soup and chips. When our sandwich chef didn't come to work on a busy Saturday, we had to prepare our own sandwiches.

I started as a waiter in a coffee shop. We have a lunch special called. Tuna salad is strange? . This set meal is actually a combination of tuna sandwich, soup and French fries. For example, on Saturday, we make special sandwiches there.

The chef didn't come to work, so we had to prepare our own sandwiches.

A man sat down and ordered a special. I ran to the sandwich counter, prepared the order, poured him coffee, and rushed to the next customer. Later, when I sent him a check, he politely pointed out that he had never. I've eaten potato salad sandwiches before. I was shocked by my mistake and asked. Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna? "

A male diner sat down and ordered the special. I ran to the sandwich bar, prepared a set meal for him, poured him a cup of coffee and began to entertain the next person. Soon, I handed the bill to the diner who asked for a special meal. He is very polite.

To put it bluntly, he has never eaten a potato salad sandwich. Only then did I realize that I had made a mistake in the sandwich, and I was really a little scared. I asked him, why didn't you tell me that the specialty was potato salad instead of tuna salad?

"I thought this was a surprise. ?

? I thought that was so-called strangeness.

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