Who has a classic joke?

The fox walked along the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth, "Let you not wear a hat".

The fox came home depressed and found a hat to wear.

The next day, I met an old wolf and got a big mouth, "Let you wear a hat".

If so, you will be beaten all the time. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

No sooner had I arrived at the tiger's door than I heard the tiger talking in the room.

"You can't always be so unreasonable to hit the fox. The fox came back to complain to me. I can't protect you. At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick.

Next time you see a fox, tell him: Bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, you can call and say I want soap, but who told you to bring washing powder?

Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want to be fat.

If it doesn't end like this, you can hit him, which makes sense to me. "

Hearing this, the fox said, well, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "Go and find me some clothes."

The fox took his time: Do you want washing powder or soap?

Hearing this, the old wolf, huh? Very good at it. He said, find me a woman.

The fox is still in no hurry: do you want to be fat or thin?

The old wolf flew into a rage and reached out and gave the fox a big mouth.

Let you wear no hat!

Rabbit and drugstore owner

One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit is gone.

The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "I told you, no!" "

The little white rabbit is gone.

On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother me again, I'll clamp your teeth with tiger pliers

Unplug them all! "

The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away.

On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit.

On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," What should I do with the remaining lemon peels? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum," What should I do with the remaining gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said proudly," In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Throw it away, of course. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "

Tom saw a beautiful and elegant woman in the bar. After hesitating, he summoned up his courage and asked in a low voice, "Can I talk to you?" The woman cried loudly, "no, I won't sleep with you!" " "Everyone in the bar stared at them. Tom was embarrassed and returned to his seat with a red face. After a while, the woman came up to Tom and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm a psychology student." I just want to test how people will react in extremely embarrassing situations. " Tom shouted, "Do you want two hundred dollars? It's too expensive! "

It is said that Bush, Blair and Koizumi went to Japan by boat, but unfortunately the ship was wrecked at sea. The three of them were stranded on a desert island-a primitive tribe. As soon as they arrived on the island, they were arrested by the tribal people, and the chief of the tribe wanted to kill them. The three men desperately begged for mercy, but the chief promised to let them go, but they had to finish one thing, let them search in the Woods and find the roundest thing in 10. So the three of them set off separately. The first one who came back was Bush. He found the cherry, and the chief said, OK! It's round enough to avoid the death penalty. You can put what you find in your own anus and go. Bush has no choice but to do it very painfully. After a while, Blair also came back. What he found were some apples, really big and round! The village chief said: Good! It's round enough to avoid the death penalty. You can put what you find in your own anus and go. Blair was sweating with fear, but there was nothing he could do. In order to survive, he tried his best to get stuck and cry, but in the third place, he burst out laughing. The village chief asked, why don't you hurt? What are you laughing at? Blair said: I report to the chief with great pain. Secretary: Then what are you laughing at? Blair: I was thinking about Koizumi. I saw him picking coconuts when I came back just now.

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A doctor bought a fish in the street and held it in his hand. Someone just asked him to see a doctor. The doctor said, I will come as soon as I get home with the fish. The man said that if there was an emergency at home, Master should go. The patient is a woman upstairs. The doctor felt his pulse, and when he thought of his fish, he forgot to take it. He asked, sister-in-law, is there a cat down there? I don't want her man to hear it in the back room and come out and beat the doctor half to death.