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A short play of historical stories (with two acts)
Venue: Lin Xiangru's residence.
Character Lin Xiangru: Zhao Shangqing.
Lian Po: General Zhao.
Han Bo: The steps of Lin Xiangru.
Li Ting: A guest in Lin Xiangru.
First act
(The curtain rises.
Lin Xiangru was absorbed in reading, and Li Ting stood beside him.
Bo Han came in angrily, as if he had been wronged a lot.
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Han Bo (angrily) My Lord, don't blame me for meddling. I really can't swallow this tone! Even the general has repeatedly blocked our way, which is really cruel!
Lin Xiangru (smiles all over the book) Don't be angry, Han Bo.
Han Bo's adult, you are Zhao Shangqing, and your position is higher than that of General Lian. Why are you so afraid of him?
Li Ting (to Han Bo) Prime Minister Lin is not afraid of him. ...
Bo Han was on his way just now. Didn't your Excellency deliberately avoid General Lian's car? If I were you, I wouldn't let him succeed!
Lin Xiangru asked General Lian's car to take a few steps first. Why not?
Han Bo (discontentedly) I really don't understand, my Lord, how you have become so timid.
When the king of Qin was so powerful, you were not afraid. You are tit for tat with him, arguing with each other, not giving in, more Japanese!
I am not afraid of Lin Xiangru, King of Qin. Will my club be General Lian?
Han Bo (puzzled) So adults dare not go to court for a few days? Obviously, I'm afraid to see General Lian!
Li Hantingbo, you are wrong! You know, the king of Qin didn't dare to invade our country because we had Lian Po in Wuzhong of Zhao and Lin Xiangru with culture.
What will happen if Prime Minister Lin falls out with General Lian? Have you thought about this?
Bo Han (skeptical) What? Is that so?
Curtain falling
Act ii
(The curtain rises.
A few days later, Lin Xiangru sat reading, lost in thought, and stood up and paced in the living room.
Han Bo stood by.
After a while, Li Ting hurried on.
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Lord Li Ting (nervously)! My Lord!
Lin Xiangru, what's wrong?
General Li Tinglian is here!
Lin Xiangru (strangely) What, General Lian came to see me?
General Li Tinglian, he is naked and carrying a thorn.
Bo Han (furious) what a scandal! How dare he come to backstab's house and watch me teach him a lesson in front of the Prime Minister! (He pulls out the sword hanging around his waist)
Lin Xiangru (majestically) Han Bo can't expect anything. Li Ting, please call General Lian in!
Li Ting is!
Lin Xiangru (rushing to meet him) General Lian!
(Lian Po quickly kneels down.
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Lin Xiangru (surprised) Oh, General Lian, what are you-
Lord Lian Bolin, please give me a good beating with this thorn.
Han Bai was surprised and slowly withdrew the sword from its sheath.
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Lin Xiangru (hurriedly taking off the thorns and throwing them aside, reaching out to help Lian Po) General Lian, quick, quick, quick.
Lian Po (unwilling to get up) Lin's adult, I'm so sorry for you.
Li Ting (holding Lian Po) Please get up, General Lian, please get up.
Lord Lian Bailin, please forgive me, an old and fatuous man! I feel that my work is above the sky and I often insult you in front of others.
But every time you don't care about me, now think about it, really ashamed!
Don't mention Lin Xiangru's past.
Lord Lian Bolin, I thought you were a humble student. You were afraid of me.
Later, after being reminded, I realized that you did it entirely for the sake of our state of Zhao.
You are really a generous and tolerant person!
Lin Xiangru, hahaha, General Lian, peace is precious! I'm glad you can understand my mind! Bo Han, have the banquet prepared. I want to have a good drink with General Lian!
(Han Bo answers Lin Xiangru, Lian Po.
Li Ting took a dress and Lin Xiangru put it on Lian Po. They held hands tightly and sat down to talk intimately.
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Curtain falling
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