Funny jokes about drinking and bragging.

Never get drunk once in life, but regret it all your life; If you often get drunk in your life, you will regret it all your life! The wine is slightly drunk and the flowers are half open. Organize this article and dedicate it to the comrades who often fight for work, business, future, friendship, not health at the wine table!

Liquor said, "People who drink me are generous!"

The beer said, "People who drink me are very generous!" " "

Red wine says, "The person who drinks me is romantic!"

Yellow rice wine said, "Everyone who drinks me is warm!" "

The famous wine said, "Everything that drinks me tastes!"

The wine said, "everyone who drinks me has money!" "

The alcohol said, "All is quiet!" Without you, you are all parallel imports ... dedicated to friends who use alcohol to kill the scene! "

Original name: wine.

Nickname: dizzy oral liquid.

Nickname: unstable walking.

Main treatments: dealing with affairs, building relationships, boredom, excitement, emptiness, loneliness, sadness and anger.

Applicable people: suitable for all ages.

Description: You can take it once or more every 24 hours, each time 1 ~ n bottles, even 1 course of treatment.

Advertising slogan: Since drinking this dizzy oral liquid, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and I have slept well. Sleeping in the afternoon is not a thing. Oral liquid, I'm dizzy. It's a big brand and trustworthy.

Side effects: crying, making noise, screaming, bragging, tossing, causing trouble, etc. , are normal reactions.

This wine

As soon as you hit it.

Dizziness for 6 hours

Courage +300%

Attack speed -50%

Strength +20%

Agility -40%

Good chroma +30%

Sexual desire male +50% female +80%

Ability to express yourself in the opposite sex +50%

Intelligence -50%

Straight-line walking ability -80%

Memory -80%

True +70%

Great adventure +60%

Unlimited road widening+100%

The adverse reaction of people after using it is: 100% automatically turns on bragging mode. I was China's before drinking, and China was mine after drinking. ......

A bear before drinking, a hero after drinking.

Serve people before drinking, not holding the wall,

Refuse to accept people after drinking, only help the wall;

The wine I used to drink was pure grain,

The wine I am drinking now is blended;

It used to be said that wine is a grain essence, and the more you drink, the younger you are;

Now it is said that wine is like anesthetic, which can be drunk regardless of heaven and earth.