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A joke with warm fingers

I'll tell you two, one long and one short. What is long is that there used to be a mosquito flying around my ear and buzzing ~ 10 thousand words are omitted here! There is a short one. Once upon a time there was a mosquito flying in my ear, and I knocked it down with a buzz! ! ! !

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