Who has a super funny couplet that both sides scold! ! Urgent need! ~

One township, two villages and three fathers and sons. They dare to teach seven or eight or nine sons without knowing the four books and five classics.

Ten rooms and nine poverty make up 827.65 yuan, and four miles is still half-hearted.

Yingying is green and red, and it is harmonious everywhere.

Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves.

In the picture, the dragon doesn't sing and the tiger doesn't roar, and the little boy is funny.

There are no wheels and horses on the chessboard, so the general should be on his guard.

Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country.

Enjoy flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance.

I have great prestige and show all my courage.

You are a dirty bitch, showing half your glans.

Your grave will plant trees.

Jia Ru bathtub mixed fish

Fish and fat fruits are cooked into my stomach.

Your mother will kiss and cook.

One Hua 'an has two ears.

Three girls and six glasses of milk.

Say Zhou Xingxing.