Humorous and sharp funny quotations?

When you are tired and bored, reading these classic funny quotations will relax you physically and mentally. Below I will share with you some humorous and sharp jokes. Come and enjoy them with me.

1. I have a bad temper because I haven't had enough sleep. If I have enough sleep, I will be cute.

2. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

3. Someone actually laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are too brave, so I envy them.

4. What's the hurdle? Besides, my legs are so long.

5. After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

6. There will be no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it.

7. Although there are too many androgens in the body. But at least it is enough for others to know that I am a woman.

8. don't tell me the story of the black society as a common people.

9. I have always liked you, but I just don't like humans sometimes.

1. Don't you know that you are always dreaming? I am busy.

11. Success is a relative term, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives.

12. I'm not afraid of stealing children with tools, but I'm afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

13. The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change here."

14. It's a long road in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

15. I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

16. Kill you with what, my love.

17. Fighter among fools, VIP among * * *.

18. God is the meanest: giving you hope will never come true; And the devil is the most honest: I give you what you want, but take your soul

19. There is no god in the world, and there are more people praying, so there is

2. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense of humor and humor.

1. Play with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically ...

2. I am a piece of ice in tears, which always melts for some kind of sadness

3. I didn't become a qualified and excellent college student with a diploma in the end, relying on my strong will and unyielding character!

4. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

5. A bird keeper must teach the parrot to speak every morning; Good morning! After several months, the parrot still didn't talk. One day, the man was in a bad mood and didn't teach the parrot to talk. He just heard the parrot shout. Your boy is awesome today! ? Don't even ask!

6. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

7. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

8. when something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself, and don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I'm not perfect, but I'm honest and natural. What about you?

9. The arrested person who was fascinated by the clever adaptation knocked on the cavity with fascination.

1. People think I'm ridiculous, and I think I'm peerless

11. Take a chance and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle

12. If I die, my first sentence is: I'm finally not afraid of ghosts.

13. The only highlight of watching the premiere of Titanic last night was the phrase: grass!

14. Time is to kill a pig knife and occasionally kill a chicken for the monkey.

15. Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it. Humorous and sharp humorous jokes

1. In the northeast, there is a sport called rolling calves.

2. If you have five days off for two days in a week, then no one will be absent from class.

3. I want it! Because mom asked me to test double yolk.

4. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because its fingers are very thick

5. The high school teacher said that you don't need to understand this, the university will talk about it, and the university teacher said that you don't talk about it, but the high school teacher said it.

6. Smart phones become mentally retarded when they fall on the ground.

7. Let the storm of exams come more violently, and you'd better blow me away.

8. as soon as I had math class, I knew I didn't sleep well last night.

9. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the singing on the shore. Make a big noise, the longest and the most dazzling national style

1. The road is facing the sky, and each side goes its own way. Who knows your name?

11. I was called "a friend of mine" and "a classmate of mine" as three unsurpassable gods.

12. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

13. He is not a hero who is not grinded by the weather, but a mediocre man who is not envied.

14. The resigned designer was assigned a task to rule foreigners.

15. The one-eyed man obeyed the orders of the obedient audience. A person who is witty and humorous.