A joke that makes teachers angry with students.

At the beginning of a school roll call, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, "I'll read the student number, so you can give your own names and get to know each other, okay?"

"No.001""Report teacher, my name is Jiao, my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?" "My dad" "What does your dad do?" "He opened a pig farm!"

"002" A girl stood up. "Report teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai."

"No.003" "Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, and my name is Zhang Panda Kai." "Who gave you this name?" "It's my dad. He sells pliers. " The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

"No.004" "Report teacher, my name is Qu (this word is pronounced" hungry "). My name is Qu Ye. This is the name my mother gave me. She said that I played computer games when I was born. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

How can you swear? ""No, sir, I mean my name is Gump, and my father is a winemaker. "The teacher ate a pill.

"No.006" "Teacher, my name is Gou, and my name is Gou Wuli" "Does your father own a steamed stuffed bun shop?" "Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher has been a little shaken.

"No.007" "My name is Kuai (quick, three times) and my name is Kuai goods" "Don't tell me that your father runs a warehouse" "Teacher, you are so old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

"008" "Go to hell, teacher" "What? What did you say! " "I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.

"No.009" "Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why say it next time, you say it now." "No .. teacher, my name is Xia and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy.

My name is Wu, and my name is Kate. ""My name is Mao and my name is Mao Rongrong. " ...........

The teacher turned to the sky and growled, "God, I met a group of students!" " "Mouth spray blood, fell to the ground, he breathed his last.