Middle school students' New Year's Day party joke

Crosstalk can be said in the performance of the New Year's Eve party. The words are as follows:

H: Do you like drinking?

Li: Do you care?

H: That's all right. I'll, uh, buy you a drink.

Li: Oh, buy me a drink.

H: How much can you drink in a meal?

Li: Cough! Do not look at me. I like it. I don't drink much.

H: How much can I drink?

Li: At most.

H: at most.

Li: Two or two.

H: it's boring.

Li: Ah.

H: Drink more.

Li: It's no good to drink too much.

H: How about one kilogram?

Li: One kilo?

H: How about a kilo per meal?

Li: No, I got drunk after drinking half a catty.

H: It's good to be drunk.

Li: Is it okay to get drunk?

H: I like watching drunkards.

Li: Cough! What is there to see?

H: You can't watch it now. In the past, there was such an alcoholic.

Li: Really?

H: Drunk, everything. Some people cry when they are drunk, some people are drunk with philharmonic, and some people are drunk and love to curse and fight.

Li: Yo.

Hou: Some people want to sleep when they are drunk.

Li: That's better.

H: huh?

Li: There is nothing to ask.

Hou: Drunk, lying for two days and two nights, nothing happened.

Li: He doesn't make trouble.

H: I wet the bed.

Li: Huh?

H: Quite a big man. Why do you think this is?

Li: Too many, not good at all.

Hou: Some people like to show off when drinking. Just like everyone here today, no one is better than me.

Li: Oh.

H: I drink the most.

Li: Good!

H: What do you mean?

Li: Exactly.

Hou: Look at Comrade Chen Jingrun's study of mathematics. No matter what difficulties and hardships, he studies so hard.

Li: Yes.

Nothing can interfere with him.

Li: Yes.

H: Now I am a researcher.

Li: Yes.

H: There is a good name in the world.

Li: Mathematician.

H: become a mathematician.

Li: Yes.

H: This can be discussed in the world.

Li: Alas.

You said, "I'm drunk. No one can compare with me. I can drink best. I drink the best. " . Then you won't win the world championship.

Li: Where will the competition be held?

Hou: You said that in the old society, some people were crazy about drinking, drank a little wine and found fault with each other.

Li: Oh!

Hou: Six parents deny it.

Li: Oh dear!

Hou: "I am like this.

Li: I'm coming.

H: I don't care who you are, I'm not afraid of anyone. Do you think I am drunk? I have been drinking. Today, if you don't agree, which of you will come with me?

Li: No one is going with you.

What am I doing?

Li: Huh?

What are you happy about?

Li: Oh!

H: What cola do you have here?

Li: In your opinion, you don't want coke.

H: That's what I am. I walked in the middle of the road today. "

Li: The road is a stall.

H: Don't you find it troublesome?

Li: Exactly.

Hou: Walking in the middle of the road, people look at it and say, "Don't walk in the middle of the road. What would you do if a car came? "

Li: Exactly.

Hou: Although the coming car didn't dare to hit me, I lay down on the road for a while.

Li: Are you lying on the road as a compartment?

H: People say, "No, here comes the bus".

Li: Yes.

Hou: "What car?"

Li: You have to avoid any car.

Hou: "Here comes the cyclist."

Li: Bicycles.

Hou: "Bike, don't hide.

Li: Huh?

H: You let him run over. "

Li: Run it over.

H: Can people run over him?

Li: Exactly.

Hou: A tricycle came from behind: "Tricycle!

Li: Hey!

Nothing to hide.

Li: Yes.

H: You let him run over. "

Li: Oh! Oh, dear!

H: I am not afraid of tricycles.

Li: True cross.

Hou: "Get up quickly, the bus is coming."

Li: Yes, four wheels.

Hou: "Car, don't hide.

Li: Huh?

H: You let him run over. "

Li: Grind it too.

H: "Fire brigade, fire engine".

Li: Don't hide.

Hou: "I'll hide for a while."

Li: How can this be avoided?

H: The car of the fire brigade rolled for nothing.

Li: OK, is this drunk?

H: Play dumb.

Li: I think so.

Hou: People who are really drunk don't do this.

Li: I am really drunk. What's it like?

Hou: You see that he is drunk. At this time, I am most afraid that others will say that he is drunk.

Li: Oh.

The more you say he is drunk, the more he talks big with others. That's true drunkenness.

Li: Yes.

Sometimes, when two drunks meet, it is even more interesting.

Li: Really?

H: Yes, blow it.

Li: Oh.

Hou: This one says, "You don't drink enough. You will get drunk if you drink too much. " .

Li: All right.

Hou: That one was unconvinced: "What's the matter? Let's have a bottle. "

Li: That's it. That's it.

H: One for each bottle. Come on, let's have a bottle of white wine and drink it bottle by bottle. You said you weren't drunk and you came here. "

Li: What's this?

H: Take out a flashlight.

Li: flashlight

Hou: When you put it on the table, when you press this switch, there will be a white light.

Li: Hey.

H: It's like a beam of light.

Li: Yes.

H: Are you drunk after hearing this?

Li: What did he say?

Hou: "you said you weren't drunk, you came, and you climbed up my pillar."

Li: Huh? Climb up?

H: Where can I climb up?

Li: Exactly.

Hou: Which one is still unconvinced?

Li: Which one said what?

Hou: "Come on, I understand.

Li: He understands.

Hou: I climbed up, halfway up, and as soon as you turned off the switch, I fell down. "

Li: Cough!

Extended data

Four basic skills: speaking, learning and singing

First, speaking: including speaking, criticizing, reading and speaking.

1, said: poems, couplets, riddles, explanations, tongue twisters, anyway, inverted sentences, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, anecdotes, etc. The repertoire mainly includes couplets and so on.

2. Batch: The approved tracks mainly include "Batch of Liaozhai".

3, reading: refers to the "mouth", the tracks mainly include "registration" and so on.

4. Lecture: The repertoires mainly include "Talking about the Emperor" and stand-up comedy "Xie Xueshi".

Second, learning: all kinds of ventriloquism, double reed, imitation of dialects, city sounds, voices, smiles, customs and habits of men, women and children. The repertoires mainly include "Learning Four Provinces" and "Rules".

Imitation of dialects, also called "inverted mouth", used to be called "timid mouth" to show the ignorance and simplicity of characters.

Learn to sing: refers to singing other than Taiping lyrics!

Third, ridicule: just make fun of it. Party A and Party B, a guest, a host, a smart and a fool, teased each other in a funny tone, with comments and sarcasm. The repertoires mainly include On Teasing and Searching for a Hall.

Fourth, sing: Taiping lyrics!

Thirteen doors: asking for money, ventriloquism, counting treasures, Taiping lyrics, Baisha lyrics, stand-up crosstalk, teasing, hugging, group chat, crosstalk, Liu Huo, penetration and singing.