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Who can tell me some "little words"?

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out

The narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic

A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "there are It’s so painful that I can’t express it”)

There is also a homophonic idiom. He added elements of homophony to the previous one, which is intense. For example

Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves - all loses (books)

Burning the flagpole - long charcoal (sigh) , that is, enjoyment)

The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.

The following are some commonly used sayings:

A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering

A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason

The bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for what is cheap

The bachelor has the money: there is no turning back

The blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows

Two feet Monk: confused

Narcissus does not bloom: Garlic display

Nephew lights lantern: as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves house: all losses (book)

Li Yilian: Shameless

The muddy man opens the door: live a life as good as others

Stealing chickens fails: losing rice, that is, not only does not occupy Cheap, but suffered losses

Throwing bombs in the manhole: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The Prince of Hell marries a daughter: ghosts

The following is one Common idioms in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear

Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble

Wife takes cover: shade The husband means pitiful

The husband flicks the fan: desolate (the wife is miserable), that is pitiful

The one-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance

Winter money duck: yes Read the words

Overnight fried ghost: no fire

Sweet potatoes dropped in the stove: braised

Wet olive kernels: two ends

Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff

Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out

White Eel on the Beach: If it is not dead, it will be dead.

Burn the flagpole: There is a long line of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music: Take care of yourself

Guitar without string (wet cotton): No play, that is, impeccable

African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are annoying

The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (fishy) smell

The bow ruler: crossing the water

Yalan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work

Tai centimeters of pork: everyone has a share

New Year's Eve fried pile: Everyone has what I have

Laoju Buried at the end of the year: it counts

The Great Khan of Mongolia——

Kublai Khan: He was spanked until his butt blossomed (suddenly = buttocks ; Fierce = split)

Swallow the gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (jin = the money used to buy vegetables; Song = 鸸 = vegetables)