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Who can tell me some "little words"?
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out
The narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic
A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he knows the suffering (or "there are It’s so painful that I can’t express it”)
There is also a homophonic idiom. He added elements of homophony to the previous one, which is intense. For example
Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves - all loses (books)
Burning the flagpole - long charcoal (sigh) , that is, enjoyment)
The sword in the cesspool - Wen (sounding) cannot, and martial arts (dance) cannot.
The following are some commonly used sayings:
A dumb man eats yellow lotus: he cannot express his suffering
A scholar encounters a soldier: he cannot express his reason
The bachelor teaches his son: Don’t be greedy for what is cheap
The bachelor has the money: there is no turning back
The blind man eats soup pills: he knows what he knows
Two feet Monk: confused
Narcissus does not bloom: Garlic display
Nephew lights lantern: as usual (uncle)
Confucius moves house: all losses (book)
Li Yilian: Shameless
The muddy man opens the door: live a life as good as others
Stealing chickens fails: losing rice, that is, not only does not occupy Cheap, but suffered losses
Throwing bombs in the manhole: arousing people's excrement (anger)
The Prince of Hell marries a daughter: ghosts
The following is one Common idioms in Cantonese:
Cowhide lantern: the point is unclear
Chopping firewood under the bed: hitting the board, that is, causing trouble, causing trouble
Wife takes cover: shade The husband means pitiful
The husband flicks the fan: desolate (the wife is miserable), that is pitiful
The one-eyed man’s wife: look at the sun at a glance
Winter money duck: yes Read the words
Overnight fried ghost: no fire
Sweet potatoes dropped in the stove: braised
Wet olive kernels: two ends
Water Melon Beats Dog: No Cutoff
Uncovered Chicken Coop: Comes in and Out
White Eel on the Beach: If it is not dead, it will be dead.
Burn the flagpole: There is a long line of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music: Take care of yourself
Guitar without string (wet cotton): No play, that is, impeccable
African monks: beggars are disgusting (black monks), that is, they are annoying
The fish seller takes a shower/the fish seller washes his body: silent (fishy) smell
The bow ruler: crossing the water
Yalan marries Yarui: a lot of hard work
Tai centimeters of pork: everyone has a share
New Year's Eve fried pile: Everyone has what I have
Laoju Buried at the end of the year: it counts
The Great Khan of Mongolia——
Kublai Khan: He was spanked until his butt blossomed (suddenly = buttocks ; Fierce = split)
Swallow the gold and destroy the Song Dynasty (jin = the money used to buy vegetables; Song = 鸸 = vegetables)
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