Give your wife a romantic apology.

after marriage, the wife is as overbearing and unreasonable as when she is in love.

On this day, the couple were supposed to go to meet friends together, but on the way, the wife scolded her husband unreasonably. The husband usually obeyed, but this time, somehow, he turned his head and left his wife on the road for the first time. She was so angry that she was almost in tears, but she couldn't give up. She had to go to the meeting alone in anger.

when my wife came home at eleven o'clock in the evening, she found that all the lights in the room were turned off. Thinking that her husband was asleep, she didn't ring the bell. When she took out her key and opened the door, she found a note posted on the door, which read: You must apologize to me!

the wife thought angrily, I haven't got even with you yet!

after entering the room, turn on the light and close the door, and find a note posted behind the door, which reads: Or polish my leather shoes. The wife scolded, bah! I'll wipe your ass.

when changing shoes, I found that there was another note on her slippers, which read: bah, wipe my ass! The wife was amused, and she thought to herself, if you want me to apologize, I will ignore you for a week. You know better.

when my wife went to wash, there was another note on the mug, which read: If you don't know how to apologize to me, there is a hint on the desk.

My wife hurried to the desk, only to find half a page on the desk, and on the front, it said: Just read the words on the back aloud to me twice. Turning to the back, I saw an advertisement torn from a newspaper posted on it. The advertisement read: Being a woman, I get upset for a few days every month.

My wife wants to laugh again. He thinks it's my' good thing' that makes me angry? Why don't you say I'm going through menopause? Wouldn't that be easier to get down the stairs? That's ridiculous. The wife's anger has subsided by more than half.

after washing, my wife went to bed and saw her husband turn his head and fall asleep. She ignored him and turned on the bedside lamp to read a few pages before going to bed. This is her habit for many years. Open the book, and there is another note inside.

It says: I know you are already very sad. If you feel sorry for me, just feel a little sad, and don't blame yourself. In fact, I should also review it. If I hadn't found out that my cousin across the street was trying to read my joke, I wouldn't have been against you. Man, except for saving face in front of outsiders, who would have nothing to do with his wife?

The wife felt that she had gone too far and was sorry for her husband, so she put her hands around his head and turned her face, only to find that there were two big words written on her husband's cheek:

Kiss me.