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Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning fingerprints.

Then they came up and beat me together, calling me hypocritical while beating me;

The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class, nodding and saying, "I am handsome!" " "

They hit me again and said I was too modest!

The third time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women surrounded me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" Recalling my previous two "predestinations", I didn't respond, so I leaned forward.

Just as I was about to leave, I didn't expect them to throw handbags at me crazily, and the girl who hit me the hardest even swore. "

Fuck! Are you so handsome? ! ! ! "

& lt Handsome is God's will, but cool is man-made! & gt

One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau and him.

Andy Lau disappeared, and the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so the tiger stepped forward, pushed me down at once and said with a smile, "Little guy, don't think about you."

No matter how handsome you become, I don't know you! ! ! "

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If for nothing else, it is because I am long.

It's so handsome ...

Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go out again. ...

During the Chinese New Year, someone gave me a pair of couplets and attached them to the first one: Look at the fans on the back; Bottom line: Turn around, girls love to jump off a building; Horizontal batch: Shuai Shuai!

A girl who has seen me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you;"

If there are only three minutes left in the world, you have to show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will invite you.

I've told you 60 times-you are so handsome. "

There is also a girl who stands at the door of the classroom every morning, looks at me blankly and whispers, "There is no desert in the world, but every time I see it, it is a desert.

Once you grow handsome, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and there will be Sahara from now on! It's the same sentence every day. One day, I was really bored and came uninvited.

A word? Quot Then how did other deserts come from? ""Oh, that's because there are too many girls who think you are handsome ... "

If handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished.

So I'm not going to be chopped to pieces?

I want to kill myself because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live, handsome. "

Your original intention is just that God wants to see how beautiful the world is with you! ! ! "

Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-

You are very handsome!

The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to sacrifice heroically for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to humble himself for his handsomeness.

I am alive, so I am still alive for my handsome and strong!

& lt handsome enough to drag the internet speed! ! ! & gt

I am a handsome word to describe! ! ! I am: handsome and charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and invincible in the world.

First in the room, solitary, invulnerable, self-centered, jade-faced husband, invincible benevolent, fearless, indestructible and wise SHEN WOO,

Extraordinary chivalry, once upon a time in the United States, through the ages, unparalleled, modest and studious, not ashamed to ask questions, smart, lively and lovely, warm to friends,

Cold, insidious, unscrupulous, ruthless, unscrupulous to the enemy, do not hesitate to go through fire and water for friends and do anything.

Go forward bravely, be open-minded, be smart, live a long life, live a hundred years, never leave, never leave, be a hero on earth, be a dragon and phoenix on earth,

Affectionate and righteous, brave and colorful, chinese odyssey, a cool and handsome model, honest and trustworthy, generous in speech, personable and commanding,

Noble temperament, single aristocrat, looks like Pan An, outsmarts Kong Ming, bravely surpasses Zilong, easily surpasses Guan Yu and skillfully surpasses Lu Ban, and is supreme.

Gorgeous and gorgeous, extremely brave, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, sitting without disorder, knowledgeable, talented, proud of all beings, superior to the world,

Open and aboveboard, impartial, shocking the world, the first hero, hero, knight-errant, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, swept like fire, motionless as a mountain,

Known as a pear flower on a begonia, people nicknamed him "Jade-faced Little Dragon with omnipotent heaven and earth", which is the embodiment of handsome and wisdom and the combination of chivalry and kindness.

Great man-little xxx is also ... ~ ~ ~

Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all mm feel that they are not worthy of me. ...

It's not my fault that & lt is handsome! & gt

Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.

One morning, waiting for the bus, there is no denying that my waiting posture was very handsome that day, but … just then, a beautiful woman became "brave".

He ran quickly and said to me, "Handsome, Handsome, Handsome … Can you … lend me … five dollars?" "What are you going to do?" I haven't used it. I was charged to 220 volts.

I glanced at her, but I saw her lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, mumbling, "I'm going to call my mother ... and say I saw a ... today."

Handsome guy ... "In three minutes, 1 10, 1 19, 120 will block the scene. ...

Finally, the court announced that it is not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating.

Ah! ! ! I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome! ! ! Too much ... ...

On one night 10, a group of foreigners suddenly broke into the house, all wearing black suits and sunglasses and holding B43 in their hands.

I thought it was a killer at first and tried to kill me. But then, a foreigner led by him suddenly took the lead and knelt down, pointing to two container signs parked outside the window.

Car, painful to say? Quot man, the truck is full of dollars. Please take them all for plastic surgery, because you look exactly like Tom Cruise.

The same, let him how to mix in the future! "……

Even my exam questions are like this:

Title: Be the most handsome.

A: I don't have to do it. It is now.

Title: Make the ugliest appearance.

A: You don't have to do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly ~

The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome! ~ ~ ~ The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

Contribute your looks ~