What are the funniest Taobao comments in history?

1, Korean version of long cotton-padded clothes

Bad review: It's short and fat, but it's only 100 kg, which has no effect on the woman in the picture at all.

2, summer fashion bags.

Bad review: the seller's service is not good, and he knows that he is very busy. It's not that simple to talk to him every time. It is either very good or very good. It's disrespectful. Give a bad review.

3, velveteen slim pants selling boutique

Bad review: There is something like a runny nose on my pants. I won't change with it soon after the Chinese New Year. What a shame.

4, large super soft short plush doll monkey (tiger pendant)

Zan: Hehe, it's nice for the seller to send two pendants. If you have any questions, just send them in the box. I don't know how a mountain can hold two tigers, as big as monkeys, as if they were kings.

5, the new mp4 player

Praise: You want a compliment. If you want it, just say it. How do you know what you want? If you send something, you should tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then give it.