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What did you know when you went to Hong Kong? What does "walking on the ice" mean in Hong Kong?
1. In order to save fresh water resources, the water used for flushing toilets in Hong Kong is seawater, which is also commonly known as "salt water". This method is the first in the world and enjoys a high reputation in the world.
2. If you take a Hong Kong taxi, you need to put a lot of things in the trunk, and you need to add a fare to each one to 6 yuan.
3. Some bottled instant noodles in Hong Kong have no forks, which is simply a bug.
In summer in Hong Kong, indoor and outdoor are simply two worlds of ice and fire. If you don't wear a coat in Hong Kong, you will definitely freeze to death. . . The reason is that the indoor air conditioner is turned on very fiercely, and it will generally remain between 18-22 degrees. It is said that this is done to save electricity.
5. Starbucks and Pacific in Hong Kong don't always provide wifi service, and each order only provides free wifi for half an hour.
6. In Hongkong, because the minimum denomination of paper money is 10 yuan, the usage rate of coins used for change is very high. If you are not careful, you may receive a catty of coins after spending one day.
7. The place names in Hong Kong are also very interesting. For example, Tung Chung in the west, Saigon in the east, North Point in the south and Nanchang in the north. It's really confusing
8. On the subway in most parts of the mainland, no one cares about eating leek boxes; But in Hong Kong, the maximum fine for eating on the MTR is HK$ 2,000.
9. Sometimes I feel that Hong Kong is like a big campus. Octopus card, just like campus card, solves the problem of clothing, food, housing and transportation of Buy, covering subways, restaurants, supermarkets and vending machines. ...
10. Hong Kong Disneyland is located in Hong Kong and is the smallest Disneyland in the world.
1 1. Because of the special license plate system in Hong Kong, you may often see some very strange and interesting license plates on the road.
12. In Hong Kong, it is not too late to start eating at seven or eight in the evening. Even if I go home after working overtime, I just eat normally at 9 pm.
13, a kilo in Hong Kong is 16 Liang, which is really "half a catty and eight Liang".
14, Hong Kong's statement about floors is the same as that in Europe. The ground floor is the first floor, and Cantonese is spoken underground, so the first floor of most buildings in Hong Kong is the second floor in the mainland.
15. In Hong Kong, where everything is expensive, fruits are sold very cheaply, especially cherries.
16. There are two types of issuers of Hong Kong dollars, namely commercial banks and the government. 10 yuan banknotes and all coins are issued by the government; As we all know, RMB 20,50,100,500 and 1000 banknotes are issued by HSBC, Standard Chartered Bank and China Bank. Interestingly, only 10 yuan banknotes are printed with the words "legal tender in Hong Kong", while others are "HK$ xxx (face value of banknotes) payable at sight". Theoretically, the commercial bank bill of Hong Kong dollars is a voucher for exchanging Hong Kong dollars, and the bill of 10 yuan itself is Hong Kong dollars.
17, McDonald's in Hong Kong tastes almost the same as those in the mainland, but KFC is a hundred thousand miles away.
18, the dim sum mangosteen beef balls in the teahouse are not all beef, but also pork. In order to taste better, so ... my Muslim friends can only drink tea in vegetarian restaurants.
19. In Hong Kong, almost all students with good grades who go to college have chosen medicine. At first, I didn't quite understand. Later, according to a friend familiar with the situation, in Hong Kong, if you get the qualification to practice medicine, it is basically equivalent to stepping into the upper class of society;
20. Many teachers and professors in various departments of the University of Hong Kong are from the Mainland, especially the Department of Mathematics (it can be seen that the basic education in the Mainland is really not built);
2 1. The undergraduate students of the University of Hong Kong are mainly local students, and the graduate students are mainly mainland students;
22. In Hong Kong, taxes are not deducted from wages every month, but declared every year. Income needs to be declared, and household expenses are also declared by themselves. The Hong Kong government believes that everyone is an honest child.
23, the cost of making mistakes is very high, such as subway evasion (including abuse of preferential tickets), such as smoking in no-smoking places, (please refer to the former chief executive for public officials to make mistakes);
24. Bribery is risky and may lead to imprisonment;
25. There are also fakes in Hong Kong. Complaining about buying fakes is not only useful, but also very useful;
26. If you make an emergency call on an island, such as Lamma Island in Cheung Chau, it may be a helicopter;
27. The scaffolding on the outer wall of Hong Kong is almost made of bamboo, which is simply a unique landscape.
28. Most waiters in restaurants and restaurants are older, and it is common to be in their fifties or sixties or even sixties.
29. Young people's entrepreneurial environment is not good, and even the best ideas may be lost to high rents and high labor;
30. In Hong Kong, don't make a hullabaloo about, it may cause the other person's displeasure. Calling elder sister is a polite expression.
3 1, in Hong Kong, everyone is a "gentleman", because gentlemen talk but don't fight, even if the quarrel is particularly fierce, they all fight with each other, and most of them don't move their fists;
32. There is no "five insurances and one gold" in Hong Kong, only the MPF (but the MPF is very different from the five insurances and one gold. Mandatory provident fund is divided into compulsory part and voluntary part. You can manage whether to invest in the fund by yourself, and withdraw it once after retirement);
33. In Hong Kong, a complaint culture prevails and people are treated unfairly, so complaints are particularly useful. Kindergarten teachers are afraid of complaints, taxi drivers are afraid of complaints, hotel restaurants are afraid of complaints, cats and dogs are afraid of complaints, and civil servants are even more afraid of complaints;
34. Today, with the prevalence of mobile payment, there are still many shops in Hong Kong, such as pharmacies, restaurants and small cheap supermarkets, which only accept cash.
35. Hong Kong is expensive and expensive, but McDonald's is very cheap, cheaper than the mainland;
36. The insurance industry in Hong Kong mainly recruits Hong Kong drifters from the Mainland to explore the mainland market, many of whom are doctoral students of HKUST.
37. Hong Kong attaches great importance to protecting personal privacy. Invasion of personal privacy, such as disclosure of personal data, may lead to imprisonment;
38. In Hong Kong, many people have land gods at their doorsteps.
39. Most vegetables and pork in Hong Kong are supplied from the Mainland, but fruits and rice are basically imported from Southeast Asia and Japan.
40. Funeral parlors in Hong Kong are located in the city center (North Point and Hong _), which is particularly close to the commercial areas of residential areas. Don't get me wrong when you open the hotel window and see plumes of smoke.
4 1, the most common one is ignored, and there is no need for security check when taking the subway in Hong Kong! No security check! Security check! Check! Do you suddenly feel a lot easier carrying big bags and small bags? Haha)
42. In addition to taking a driver's license test in Hong Kong, you can also find a licensed private car owner to study;
43. Friends who have taken minibuses and taxis in Hong Kong may find that many drivers are very old, and some are even over 80 years old;
44. Motorcycles can go on the road in Hong Kong, and you can see the flexible figure of motorcycles when there is traffic jam; Cyclists can also fly on the highway;
45. If you want to experience the fun of riding in Hong Kong, you can rent a car at the car rental point next to the bicycle lane, and now there are bicycles to share;
46. At present, there is no legal free ride in Hong Kong, and Uber is also the target of attack;
47. There is no holiday for Mid-Autumn Festival in Hong Kong. 16 shows;
48. Hong Kong identity cards should be carried with you at ordinary times, and it may be more troublesome to be questioned by Sir A;
49. Free wifi in Hong Kong is particularly convenient, and government agencies in parks and museums have official free WiFi; Shopping malls and convenience stores also have free wifi. To connect to wifi, you only need to agree to their disclaimer;
50. In Hong Kong, when people go out to eat, they hardly drink white wine, and it is even more rare to persuade them to drink at the wine table.
5 1, you can't eat and drink on the bus and subway, but pure water can. As long as you swipe your card into the subway station, you are in the subway. ) will be fined.
52. Don't stand on the left side of the escalator unless you need to walk urgently. Although it will not be fined, it will lead to white eyes.
53. You can't pick flowers and branches in public areas (especially parks). Will be fined.
Food 1. Tea shop: When I first heard it in a tea restaurant, I looked puzzled. "Tea goes", there is no tea, only milk. Why not just order a glass of fresh milk? Later, when asked, I realized that the real meaning was that condensed milk should be used instead of sugar and light milk in milk tea, which would make the milk taste of milk tea more fragrant. When you visit Hong Kong, you can also order a cup of "take-away tea".
Author: new sauce
2. Coffee: Similarly, do not add sugar and light milk to coffee, and use condensed milk instead.
3. flying sand and stones, flying sand and milk: do these two words have the feeling of martial arts novels? "flying sand and stones" means no sugar or ice; "Feisha milk" means no sugar or milk, but it is actually black coffee (called caffeine in Hong Kong). I've never heard anyone order food like this in a tea restaurant. If you have the courage and are not afraid of embarrassment, you can try to place an order like this.
4. Take ice as an example, less ice, less sweetness, less sweetness: I don't know whether Hong Kong people are particularly demanding or Hong Kong's service industry is particularly caring. If you order a drink in any restaurant, fast food restaurant (McDonald's, KFC) or desktop beverage store, you can ask the clerk: ice (no ice), less ice (less ice), sweet (no sugar) and less. Some table-top beverage shops can also ask for seven cents and half cents.
5. Zou Qing: This is for friends who hate chopped green onion and coriander! If you order food such as porridge and noodles, you can ask the waiter to "remove the green", which means you don't want seasonings such as chopped green onion and coriander. You can even order some side dishes that you don't want to eat, such as the famous bridge deck line shop in Hong Kong "take leeks" (don't eat leeks). Some restaurant staff will also ask you intimately whether you need to "go green"?
6. Bottom buckle: I believe you will often hear that some big men will ask the waiter for "bottom buckle", which means double meals or noodles. "Deducting the bottom" means begging less. If you really eat less, you can ask for "double buttons", that is, less rice and less vegetables. What's more, you have to pay more for "bargain hunting", generally 3-5 yuan? (It depends on the menu, each family is different), and if you "deduct the bottom", some will reduce the money, and some will not, mainly because you have to read the menu clearly.
7. Set meal: There are so many kinds to choose from in the tea restaurant. From breakfast to dinner, the menu is different.
Breakfast is usually open until morning 1 1. There are usually fried eggs, flour, sandwiches and so on. Fast food: it is only served in the afternoon market, and most of them are foods with enough weight to be served quickly, such as fried rice with tofu and pork chop with onion. Ordinary food is just like foreign food.
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Break is available all day. However, the menu has remained unchanged for many years, mainly consisting of cream buns, noodles and election columns. Afternoon tea is usually from 2: 30 to 5: 30, mainly cooking and snacks. Such as fried chicken, toast, salad, etc. Dinner is usually light cooking, such as plum meat pie rice, fried heart with oil consumption, etc. Some restaurants will also have iron plate meals, such as chicken chops and steaks, and will also give away soup and drinks. But the price of dinner will be more expensive than the afternoon market, which is what I have always wondered.
Other 1. Eating is very expensive. Eating an ordinary meal in an ordinary restaurant is about 2 ~ 3 times that in Guangzhou. Spending 65,438+000 yuan in Hongkong feels like spending 30 yuan in Guangzhou.
2. The traffic is very expensive. Buses are charged progressively, and many times they are forced to take expensive cars for short trips. If you don't cross the sea, the subway will sometimes be cheaper. Tunnel lines, express lines and airport lines are more expensive. It's only a dozen or twenty dollars to take a bus.
Subway crossing the sea, airport line, Disney line and going to Lo Wu/Lok Ma Chau will also cost extra.
The air conditioner is not as cold as the legend, and the temperatures of the shopping malls, restaurants and buses I have been to are all within the acceptable range.
It is unacceptable that most public toilets use toilets. The toilets in some parks are really untidy! ! !
The service attitude of shopping malls and restaurants is not as bad as some people describe. It feels similar to Guangzhou (opened by locals). My aunt in the tea restaurant has the same attitude as my aunt in the snack bar downstairs.
6. A slightly higher-end restaurant will add a service charge and cry.
It is said that one day I decided to go to a Japanese restaurant to eat La _. When I ordered, the price was clearly marked as 100 yuan, but when I checked out, it was 100 yuan. According to the original instructions, there will be an extra service charge of 10%.
7. There are so many traffic lights, I wonder if there is a green wave belt. Traffic lights can be set at any intersection, which I believe anyone who has been to Tsim Sha Tsui in Central can understand.
8. There are many elevated overpasses, which are more complicated. Double-decker buses are reserved for walking, which is particularly high. What kind of spicy chicken is the Tianqiao in Guangzhou?
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